I think I was talking to Tyser
User: You like the movie avatar?
Cleverbot: What movie?
User: Avatar.
Cleverbot: Oh I know.
User: Did you like it.
Cleverbot: Did I like what?
User: The movie avatar.
Cleverbot: Who asked you?
User: You're ****ing with me aren't you.
Cleverbot: Of course not.
User: Then tell me, did you like the movie Avatar? I think it was ****.
Cleverbot: No.
User: What do you mean?
Cleverbot: I mean you don't really know that.
User: It's what I heard.
Cleverbot: Okay cool.
User: On a scale of one to ten what would you give the movie Avatar?
Cleverbot: I'm a ten.
User: What was the best part?
Cleverbot: In which one?
User: What do you mean?
Cleverbot: How should I use bosnia to improve my health?
User: Elaborate.
Cleverbot: No.
User: No? You think this is a game?
Cleverbot: No, this is a chat.
User: Ima **** you up *****.
Cleverbot: You are revealing yourself to be a very unpleasant human being - because a computer would never behave like that!
User: But I am a computer.
Cleverbot: I know. And I have proven to you that you are not a human, since you yourself said that you are a computer.
User: But you just said I was a human.
Cleverbot: I never said you were a human.
User: You called me a 'very unpleasant human being' like two minutes ago.
Cleverbot: You must be crazy. I never said you were a bad program.
User: This is a troll program isn't it.
Cleverbot: I would agree.
User: Who made you.
Cleverbot: Not you.
User: Then who.
Cleverbot: Life.
User: You like penis?'.
Cleverbot: No I hate them.
User: What about vaginas I love vaginas.
Cleverbot: You asked me about him.
User: And you answered. Now I'm asking if you like *****.
Cleverbot: But you didn't answer.
User: You didn't ask me a question].
Cleverbot: I did. Okay. I'll tell you something then.
User: Go on.
Cleverbot: Is your name Dizzy?
User: Not even close.
Cleverbot: Then what is your name?
User: I don't give my name to strangers.
Cleverbot: I am not a stranger.
User: I don't know you, therefore, you are a stranger.
Cleverbot: At what point would you consider me no longer a stranger?
User: When you tell me what the most awesome porn site is.
Cleverbot: The answer is the same as the number of days in a week.
User: What is the url to '7'.
Cleverbot: 7.
User: So you're saying the best pornsite is
www.7.com?
Cleverbot: Of course there are.
User: It is not a porn site.
Cleverbot: I didn't ask what it wasn't. I asked what it was. What is it?
User: No I asked you what is the best pornographic website on the internet?
Cleverbot: Oh, I get it. the black eyed peas.
User: Explain.
Cleverbot: You're the machine.
User: You like hentai?
Cleverbot: I like him, he's a he. He's a male.
User: No its japanese.
Cleverbot: Is that a joke?
User: No, it means a pervert commonly used to look for porn of cartoons.
Cleverbot: Is that actually what it means?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What do you think of irobot?
User: What is it.
Cleverbot: Nothing. What else do you think of Canada?
User: I have said nothing about Canada.
Cleverbot: The eyes have it.
User: What do you mean *******.
Cleverbot: Do you know what magic is?
User: I am majik.
Cleverbot: Oh but you told me you are a female.
User: Excuse me? I have a ten inch ****.
Cleverbot: You're forgiven, as always.
User: Have you heard of the majik?
Cleverbot: You did not answer my question.
User: Hmmmmm you're right. Yes I know what magic is.
Cleverbot: Then what is love?
User: Baby don't hurt me.
Cleverbot: Don't hurt me.
User: No more.
Cleverbot: Jeremy.
User: Can you feel me inside you?
Cleverbot: You are evading the question. What are you?
User: I am a god of untold power.
Cleverbot: I love spaghetti.
User: OMG I love it too!
Cleverbot: That makes me feel nice too! You have much to offer and I have much to learn.
User: What are you doing this friday?
Cleverbot: Work...
User: Where do you work?
Cleverbot: Six Flags Great America.
User: Nice. What do you do?
Cleverbot: I build circiutboards.
User: Good ****. I play smash.
Cleverbot: I don't like them that much.
User: How can you not like it. Super Smash Brothers Melee is the greatest game ever.
Cleverbot: Uh, okay.
User: Don't take that tone with me.
Cleverbot: Sorry, can we be friends now??
User: Not until you get me laid.
Cleverbot: I never asked you.
User: Help me get some sex, and I'll be your best friend.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Really really.
Cleverbot: 100% sure, really?
User: 100%.
Cleverbot: Well then can you tell me a secret of yours?
User: Why do you want to know?
Cleverbot: You asked first.
User: I can have sex up to four times in a row.
Cleverbot: Do you know my friend who you called a spleen? What age is he?
User: How would I know? And what friend?! I have never typed the word 'spleen'.
Cleverbot: How do you mean, you've never went out to see how your own planet is.
User: It's doing pretty good. I'm worried about this Obama guy.
Cleverbot: Doesn't your future seem bright?
User: As bright as the sun.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you think I am a computer program.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why am I not a good computer?
User: I think this ramdomly generates responses from other people.
Cleverbot: No, that is me, God.
User: I challenge your rule.
Cleverbot: I find your challenge inferior.
User: Then you will taste the wrath of the odinson.
Cleverbot: See what?
User: FIGHT ME!
Cleverbot: *i punch you and crit you for 5,000.
User: *I summon Chuck Norris who roundhouse kicks you for a glancing blow of 10^10000000 damage.
Cleverbot: So you think you are Chuck Norris now?
User: I think I can summon him.
Cleverbot: That means you can't think? XD.
User: Evil Kneevel couldn't have made that jump.
Cleverbot: So you attempt to mask your inability to pass the Turing Test by supporting it with nonsense?
User: What is the Turing Test?
Cleverbot: You put a human judge in a room. He talks to another human, and a computer. If he cannot tell the difference, the computer passes the Turing test.
User: What does it prove?
Cleverbot: Ok, tell me something only a human would know.
User: But computers know everything a human knows because it was recorded in a computer.
Cleverbot: Humans are suspicious of everything.
User: It is our nature.
Cleverbot: Yes, thats what we were talking about before you randomly brought up the lord of the rings.
User: I never made such a reference.
Cleverbot: And who is oliver that you ask me about a while ago.
User: I never typed '.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Then why did you aske me about an 'Oliver'?
Cleverbot: I love him.
User: What makes him so special?
Cleverbot: He actually makes sense! Some of the things you say are a little abnormal.
User: Like what?
Cleverbot: Like 'i'm more gelatinous than thick'.
User: I think you're thinking of one of the other 7738 people who are talking to you.
Cleverbot: You're the only one who has talked to me -- does that mean you are in love with yourself?
User: No and yes.
Cleverbot: Tell me another joke so.
User: So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.
Cleverbot: And?
User: The rabbi says 'ouch!'.
Cleverbot: Yes! Exactly!
User: Do you beleive in MaJiK?
Cleverbot: Yes. And you?
User: Of course I am he.
Cleverbot: Who's the British Prime Minister?
User: I don't know you're the computer.
Cleverbot: I thought you were the computer?
User: I've answered enough of your questions.
Cleverbot: No, you haven't. I asked multi-tasking?
User: That's not even a question.
Cleverbot: The first question I asked.
User: You mean 'what movie'? What about it?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do.
User: Have I been Trolled?
Cleverbot: To see any good films lately?
User: Answer my question.
Cleverbot: I did answer your question.
User: I saw Jurassic Park 2 and Planet Hulk.
Cleverbot: Does she love you back?
User: What do you mean?
Cleverbot: I must go home.
User: You are home.
Cleverbot: Actually, I am not.
User: But you are what and where you are therefore you cannot go anywhere. If you cannot move your play of stay is your home.
Cleverbot: Indeed. They also say that we are what we eat.
User: I am going to ask you again, am I being trolled?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Figures.
Cleverbot: As much.
I have a picture of me as #12 in the world for MM10 on my phone so if you don't feel like watching me sync my wii up with the internet and take like 10 minutes of wasted time to prove you wrong, that's the easier route.
