Omaha Weekly Smashfests

[Tacoom]

and I stated interest weeks ago
do you have to be ******** jbkrust

im game for the next 72 hours

 

[JBM falcon08]

Tommorow night?

I might be able to host and the crust people who don't wanna drive to my house in the morning could just stay or w/e.

Also I dunno if i will stick around for the 64 tourney. if majority rules yes then I'll stay. If not we will go.

I plan on leaving around 8 a.m at my house on saturday. that way we get there at a reasonable time and get friendlies+warmups. Warming up is important lately for some reason.

 

[Tacoom]

I always fire up cold turkey

its either a good or bad day

 

[Tyserification]

Bleach is out.

 

[FaceLoran]

I'm down for games if it's in town.

 

[Tacoom]

got my krusty 4 year old phone re-activated
I need current numbers from you folks
then holla at me for games
Mo you got franks number

 

[Big Burn]

402-321-3755

 

[Uli]

402-213-4210

anyway
when are we leaving for KC?
Saturday morning it looks like?
Are we leaving the same day?
GAMES?!

 

[Tacoom]

both your numbers havent changed in a millennium
still in my phone

 

[Strong Badam]

you guys know that registration ends at ~11:30 or 12:00, right?
don't be lame and show up late so we don't have time for crews after singles D:

 

[FaceLoran]

Tank 9058108

 

[Tyserification]

4022122586

 

[Gamegenie222]

Tyser are u good with smash arguements cause I need help with one with a friend about matchups and strategy's for melee and brawl about Marth, Ike, D3, Ice climbers and Samus?

 

[Tacoom]

More....

Mo is your number the same



GAMES!!!!

 

[Tyserification]

Uhh, just ask it on here and we'll do what we can I suppose. I play Samus o.O

 

[only1Z]

Pretty sure it's not your tournament SB, they've held up for us, I'm sure it can be bent a tiny, TINY little bit.

 

[Strong Badam]

since no one replied to my post im pretty sure no one cares anyway. & i thought omaha was 4 hrs away, but that was wrong lol

 

[JBM falcon08]

My group will be there around 1130.

Yo i'll mm people with my falcon falco fox marth.

 

[Tyserification]

All those will get **** except for Marth XD

 

[only1Z]

You suck jbm.

 

[Strong Badam]

i'll mm ur falcon my fox
& ur fox my dk

 

[JBM falcon08]

Anybody look at Pound 4's list of cps and neutrals?

Amazing.

 

[Tyserification]

Are you still gonna go to Pound 4 all by yourself? Because I seriously doubt you will.

 

[MaJiK]

dudes I got bored at work and I'm posting it cause I'm bored now


:Johns:
by a tony danza

Oh shi+ son you know what that's game
wadda you mean we're going back there
that's lame
whatever if you're going back
I'll stay
so what gay char are you gonna play?

FALCO!?!
how cheap how fuking dumb
to play that char you don't even need thumbs
just chewing on the sticks
is enough to win
towering with him is like babel
a sin
dudes got no fingers and can still pull a trigger?
go on
press start
then I know my dyc's bigger

your picking another char?
that's great
and if I could speak for your manhood
"not a moment too late"
there are plenty of characters
as you can see
just don't pick one that's too E Z
I'm waiting
c'mon hurry
CHOOSE!
it doesn't matter cause your gonna lose

now FOX?
dude your the worst
those sticks in your hand
may as well be a purse
man up
grow some balls
play a char that's hard
not one that can be played by even a tard
the only char in the game that can kill at 6
that's as gay as sucking on 3 dycs

your picking another char?
that's great
and if I could speak for your manhood
"not a moment too late"
there are plenty of characters
as you can see
just don't pick one that's too E Z
I'm waiting
c'mon hurry
CHOOSE!
it doesn't matter cause your gonna lose

good zelda
I was gonna call you weak
no wait
don't tell me you're gonna play sheik
man have you not heard a word I've said?
she just tilts you and fairs you
and you wind up dead
dude are you trying to get me pisssed?
it's like you're going down the dam tier list

your picking another char?
that's great
and if I could speak for your manhood
"not a moment too late"
there are plenty of characters
as you can see
just don't pick one that's too E Z
I'm waiting
c'mon hurry
CHOOSE!
it doesn't matter cause your gonna lose

Marth wow im SO shocked
but dude now
you're gonna get rocked
you may have heard I'm a heII of a playa
you mustn't have heard that I'm the Marth Slaya!
marth is easily gonna get dueced
I'm gonna read all your moves as easy as suess

your picking another char?
that's great
and if I could speak for your manhood
"not a moment too late"
there are plenty of characters
as you can see
just don't pick one that's too E Z
I'm waiting
c'mon hurry
CHOOSE!
it doesn't matter cause your gonna lose

***
NO
How'd I lose?!?!?!
there was a glare on my screen
too tight were my shoes
my fingers were slick from some chips I was eating
these aren't my sticks
which explains my beating
plus I had a racial handicap
I'm white alright
but heII your a j@p
you can tell everyone you know that you pawn
but you better believe
that I'm gonna JOHN!

 

[Echo]

^^^^ amazing.

 

[JBM falcon08]

I read everything but zelda.

Epic. haha

 

[Tyserification]

Majik is the fucking god of rhymes. Seriously, that was amazing!

 

[Secks.]

dudes I got bored at work and I'm posting it cause I'm bored now


:Johns:
by a tony danza

Oh shi+ son you know what that's game
wadda you mean we're going back there
that's lame
whatever if you're going back
I'll stay
so what gay char are you gonna play?

FALCO!?!
how cheap how fuking dumb
to play that char you don't even need thumbs
just chewing on the sticks
is enough to win
towering with him is like babel
a sin
dudes got no fingers and can still pull a trigger?
go on
press start
then I know my dyc's bigger

your picking another char?
that's great
and if I could speak for your manhood
"not a moment too late"
there are plenty of characters
as you can see
just don't pick one that's too E Z
I'm waiting
c'mon hurry
CHOOSE!
it doesn't matter cause your gonna lose

now FOX?
dude your the worst
those sticks in your hand
may as well be a purse
man up
grow some balls
play a char that's hard
not one that can be played by even a tard
the only char in the game that can kill at 6
that's as gay as sucking on 3 dycs

your picking another char?
that's great
and if I could speak for your manhood
"not a moment too late"
there are plenty of characters
as you can see
just don't pick one that's too E Z
I'm waiting
c'mon hurry
CHOOSE!
it doesn't matter cause your gonna lose

good zelda
I was gonna call you weak
no wait
don't tell me you're gonna play sheik
man have you not heard a word I've said?
she just tilts you and fairs you
and you wind up dead
dude are you trying to get me pisssed?
it's like you're going down the dam tier list

your picking another char?
that's great
and if I could speak for your manhood
"not a moment too late"
there are plenty of characters
as you can see
just don't pick one that's too E Z
I'm waiting
c'mon hurry
CHOOSE!
it doesn't matter cause your gonna lose

Marth wow im SO shocked
but dude now
you're gonna get rocked
you may have heard I'm a heII of a playa
you mustn't have heard that I'm the Marth Slaya!
marth is easily gonna get dueced
I'm gonna read all your moves as easy as suess

your picking another char?
that's great
and if I could speak for your manhood
"not a moment too late"
there are plenty of characters
as you can see
just don't pick one that's too E Z
I'm waiting
c'mon hurry
CHOOSE!
it doesn't matter cause your gonna lose

***
NO
How'd I lose?!?!?!
there was a glare on my screen
too tight were my shoes
my fingers were slick from some chips I was eating
these aren't my sticks
which explains my beating
plus I had a racial handicap
I'm white alright
but heII your a j@p
you can tell everyone you know that you pawn
but you better believe
that I'm gonna JOHN!

If you read it just right.... he kinda sounds like Dr. Seuss lol

 

[FaceLoran]

lol Tony McSeuss.

What round is Tyser's boy Shogun gonna get stomped tomorrow? I say Round 2.

 

[Echo]

btw Yosh my # is 4029106299

 

[Gamegenie222]

Uhh, just ask it on here and we'll do what we can I suppose. I play Samus o.O

We were arguing about how the developers likes to take a dump on Link on all 3 games and his matchups also we were arguing about how Ice Climbers, Peach, and Yoshi all have deep learning cerves in melee and brawl and their nerfs. and buffs. The same goes with C. Falcon and Ganondorf also he believes that MK is underpowerd and he confident that his Ike can beat anybody even though I told him about some of his worse matchups and drawbacks. Also he is a scrub with no tourney experience and I am going to play him tommorrow to convince him that I am wright so can u or anyone else can help me with this or what?

 

[Tyserification]

@ Mo: Shogun is gonna get his shit pushed in against Machida. Im gonna guess its gonna go to a decision.

@ Genie: I dunno what youre asking me lol. But uhh, Ill try.
- Link sucks in all the games but you can make him suck less by being a good player with him. Yes, he has a ton of bad matchups, he's low tier.
- ICs, Peach, Yoshi thing, Yes. They are tough to use (in Melee).
- Falcon is only good in 64 and Melee. Gdorf is a mid tier in Melee and hes a pretty legit char, sucks balls in Brawl though. There really isnt any hope for him in Brawl seeing as he's the worst of the worst.
- MK is friggin broken and overpowered as hell. Top tier priority, super fast, 4 jumps, strong as hell. He's everything you want in a character.
- And his Ike would get shit. I bet he's one of those Ike's who just holds the A button. Ike is a bad char who cant win, end of discussion.
- Good luck on beating him. If you use Ganondorf you wont win. I played against you last time and 3 stocked that Ganon lol.

 

[MaJiK]

lolz i would just ignore him game genie he's a super noob that deserves no attention


Tony Suess is legit

 

[Tyserification]

He is a super noob but he's still people lolz.

 

[BOLT08]

Machida is goign to rock shogun's SH*T tomorrow. Or at least that's what I'm guessing.

I'm saying first round KO.

 

[JBM falcon08]

I concur with the statement above.

 

[Tyserification]

I dunno if Machida's gonna knock him out in the first round. I dun think Shogun has ever been KO'd that early before. His arm did break in half against Coleman but I dont count that as a KO.

I hope this fight isnt a shit on also. Shogun should give Machida a run for his money. If Shogun wins I wont be too surprised either. He's great!

 

[BOLT08]

Dude Machida drinks his own urine everyday. That's the secret to being the ultimate fighter.

 

[JBM falcon08]

Smashfest at my place tonight. 7pm till 1 or so. I can house 3 people.

 

[Tyserification]

Ill probably be there, JBM. Who do you think is creeping anyways?