Oklahoma Thread: Weekly events for all games in OKC and Tulsa

[Chameleon Dog Of The Polar Sun]

If I can make it to the training day then I will go, but I have no skills in the game at all. I only played it and got everyones trophies or something...

 

[Shade_]

Hey thats still something.

 

[Shanx]

hey grav, will you happen to be ungrounded by february 10th? In the coincidence that you are, would you happen to be going to new mexico for the tourny? And if both those have "yes" answers to them, would you mind giving me a ride?

 

[Omega_Star]

Uh yeah power rankings; I'd like to move up, but that's hard to do where I am so I hope to at least keep my current spot if I can't usurp the top three, lolz.

But hear me top three, some day you shall be usurped!

By me!

Lol rhyming.

I bet that Chameleon Dog of the Polar Sun mains Master Hand.

 

[Chameleon Dog Of The Polar Sun]

I do, it is easy to win as a glove.

 

[po pimpus]

Ah the "Sannin" ain't that great. I mean you've got Pablo(Jiraiya), Chris(Tsunade, see this is what you get for maining Peach), and Kuni(Michael Jackso--er--Orochimaru). One's a peeping tom who summons frogs, the other's a chick with a testosterone imbalance, and the last one... well... he's quite fond of teenage boys, isn't he...

At any rate, I can take 'em any day of the week. That's right, chumps. The Uncrowned King is coming for his throne. Prepare yourself!

*starts playing Mortal Kombat song*

 

[Hazygoose]

there are the "Ness Sannin" you know?

simna, umbreon meow, and mofo

simna would def. be jaraiya, only because i once saw a pic ofhim dressed like ness...creepy.




anywho, i hate playing sheik...unless it's a ditto, i pretty much suck.

 

[Shade_]

I would not be Orochimaru!!! that guy is evil...and its more like teenage girls.

 

[Gravity]

ha. haha.

i had a relatively enlightening and amusing conversation with shade on the way home today.

it boils down to two things. one which doesnt surprise me, and one which absolutely shocks me.

firstly, hes never looked at porn. this i can understand, and expected.

but secondly, oh boy, babacs gonna love this one...

he doesnt know what people do when they watch porn. and i didnt tell him.

wow. just wow. so he has a bet now, he says atleast one person who regularly posts on oklahoma thread has never seen porn, and i say everyone has atleast once.

not regulary or even recently, but once. so yeah, discuss. and lol.

-edit- im not going to new mexico, so no rides from me. but rides down to norman since i am going to there.

 

[RastaImposta]

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Kuni, are you for real? With all those asian pictures you might aswell have looked at porn.
Hahahahahahahahahahahaa

Kuni, everybody has seen porn, if you havent, then you arent a guy, and your balls probably havent even dropped. That would explain why you dont know what most stuff is.

Ill let you in on the secret of what people do when they watch porn. Its just so exciting...we have to...we have to...we just cant help but go bake a cake. I dont know why, something about cake hits the spot when youre watching porn.
Trust me, if youve seen somebody giving Pizza *HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH* then youd be making so many cakes a day itd be....disgusting actually.

 

[Blue Jay]

This is Shade

First off, Gravity asked me, have I ever LOOKED for porn. Like specifically search it out. Those are pictures that i came by an unussual way. For one, i looked up Kendo one day in google. I was looking for some good priced armor i could afford but it didn't happen. But i did find a picture of a girl that was holding a bambo sword she looked cute so i clicked on it, and the site it was on had a long list and pictures of asian models. So i saved what pictures i wanted and uploaded them to my photo bucket. Or I typed in the name of the Model on google but I only saved the onese i thought were really good. If you don't believe the story then i odnt' know what to tell you.

I mean, i have seen it sometimes when im looking for something else online but i don't go searching for it. Liiiiike, the girl dosn't have to be naked to be eye pleasing. Sure it is sexy, but i mean, what its not something to be proud of, and besides not sure how well a girl would like a guy that looks at porn. Oh well, im just not experionced in that area.

And cake?......... Baking a cake? Someone handing me pizza to make more cake?

 

[Shanx]

Of course you bake a cake. nothing goes together like porn and chocolate.

but seriously shade. When you watch porn, you hit the brown eye.

p.s. is anyone going to new mexico?

 

[King_Gt]

Oh god this is the greatest thing ever.
I'll tell you what we do Kuni, we go to the zoo and spank a monkey when we watch/look at porn...
That is of course after we hit that brown eye and those flapjacks.

 

[RastaImposta]

Sure it is sexy, but i mean, what its not something to be proud of, and besides not sure how well a girl would like a guy that looks at porn. Oh well, im just not experionced in that area.

And cake?......... Baking a cake? Someone handing me pizza to make more cake?

Women accept this fact, but if you start dating them, you gotta stop lookin at porn, for real.

Are you gay?

 

[Kashakunaki]

LMFAO!

Pardon my intrusion upon your splendeforous thread, here, but I was in the neighborhood and thought I'd see what's goin' down in Oklahoma and I just read that story. That is some sweet stuff, man. I tell you what. I haven't heard something that good in a long time.

 

[RastaImposta]

Hahahaha, trust me Kashakunaki, Kuni always makes us laugh. Kuni=Shade. You should just hear/see some of the stuff he says/does.

The funniest was when we were coming back from MLG we stopped at Ihop and he didnt know what pancakes were. So when he ordered them, the rolled them up, no butter or syrup, and ate it like a burrito...Man the face he made...HAHAHAHA

 

[Shade_]

No im not roster, but its just i dont think a girl would like to be with a guy that looks at it. I have kinda had an urge though, with pictures there and all, but its just kinda feels.....shamefull i guess? I mean just ahhh, what ever.

And why are other people looking at our thread?!! On top of that why do all of you tell the world of my worst moments?!

 

[Shanx]

because they're just so funny. Also, that's rasta that does that. I just bring it up when you're around.

 

[South_Paw]

No im not roster, but its just i dont think a girl would like to be with a guy that looks at it.

And why are other people looking at our thread?!! On top of that why do all of you tell the world of my worst moments?!

to the first one...you'd be surprised. to the second, me and babac have hardcore been in the NM thread recently, and its not like you CANT or anything (yes, i know you know that) so why not. to the third sentence.... if the discovery of pancakes and the ensuing embarassment/whatever is your worst moment... wow...

other than that... you guys stop being so **** ********, this isn't pornboards its smashboards, grow the hell up, lol

its ok kuni, andy just cant get any...

other than that foolishness, who's gonna be able to smash friday?

 

[Omega_Star]

XD at stories and Babac laughing in code asterisk letters lol.

I can probably Smash Friday.

 

[RastaImposta]

Because its so funny!

Also, youre spending the night friday, my dad is bringing work home for me to do, but Ill just have you do it instead.

 

[Tyrannosaurus]

Okay, I know nobody else is going to tell you, Shade.

When a guy watches adult films, he gets some popcorn and soda. What else? Afterwards, I donno about everyone else, but I'm a big fan of stuff like that, so I go to the forums and talk about the plot, character development, you know. Sometimes I write reviews, for the really good ones.

 

[Shade_]

If you come, i might be able to get a ride with grave, wait, if he's still grounded then that might not work. Where are you going to be?

 

[RisingKen]

Alright, I can honestly say this.

WTF.

I don't read for a few days and I see that Kuni can't even comprehend pornography.

Seriously dude, you're reminding me of the 40-Year old virgin. Idc how old you are, but how oblivious you are makes you seem just like him.

LOL @ babac. But as babac said, we bake a cake Kuni. With a very special batter just for it.

 

[Shanx]

i can't smash friday, i'll be at babac's.

...oh wait.

 

[RastaImposta]

Ok, Porn talk over.

Im going to own NM! I had a dream that showed me how to beat silent spectre with ICs, so Im pretty sure I can beat him now.

 

[South_Paw]

lol, thats nice and all babac... but jeff's probably not going...

and if he did youd have probably the rest of dbr to worry about also

and besides... ill pwn you first : P

 

[RastaImposta]

Please SP, there is no way you can take me, no way at all. Im too good, Ill 4 stock you in 2 days time.

Since when is jeff in dbr?

 

[Gravity]

glad i could bring some amusement to people. also that was low coty. : (

but yeah im still grounded so whatever...no smash for me.

 

[Chameleon Dog Of The Polar Sun]

This place almost makes me laugh as much when I am at school

 

[Hazygoose]

he's not in DBR...i thought so, at least. i know he plays a bit with them, plays a lot maybe with clod and germ, etc...

but i was pretty sure he was in the same crew as kawn and neal. i dunno.



aaanyway.

 

[Omega_Star]

Silent Spectre is infact in DBR now. And Clod and Mike no longer play. And people stalk Zeldadis to an unexpected degree, lol.

 

[Shanx]

haha, ok no more porn talk.

So i was ****ing this chick in the *** and man it was something...nvm.

well i won't be too quick to call this a quote-unquote "smashfest", but it looks like we've got almost everyone coming, except for andy, and i haven't seen chris here in a while.

 

[Gravity]

i actually havent asked, maybe i can go, but dont count on it.

youre talking about friday right?

 

[King_Gt]

I can only say one thing, I have a ****in Wii!!!!

 

[Shade_]

I don't have a wii yet......*sniffle.

 

[Chameleon Dog Of The Polar Sun]

A good game is Trauma Center. Its fun.

 

[Hazygoose]

XD at stories and Babac laughing in code asterisk letters lol.

I can probably Smash Friday.

those weren't asteriks...those were octothorpes.




woot, west is winning the NHL all-star game.


to say something smash related...um...jigglypuff.

 

[Omega_Star]

those weren't asteriks...those were octothorpes.

Hmm, upon closer inspection of said symbols, it appears that you are correct. I say.

And wow it's been so long since I've heard someone call them octothorpes... I was starting to wonder if they were even called that @_@

I raise your Jigglypuff with... Pikachu.

 

[Kashakunaki]

Christ O' Mighty do you guys rip through pages fast.

Kuni sounds ****ing hilarious. Is he coming to NM? He sounds like he's lead a sheltered life. Who doesn't make pancakes for their child at least once in their life? But **** that's good stuff.

Rasta, I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL! Wait, you went to MLG? Man, you'd totally pwn me. I'm a widdle nub =( Who do you main? And who else in OK is coming besides Rasta?