OH SNAP! v4.0 - Sexcellente Southwest ROYAL RUMBLE! [11-22-2008]

[Gravity]

You're going to regret saying that after the 22nd. This **** is on son.

OH SNAP! We calling out people from TX to play, then I'll call out my MM as well.

Guy below me I challenge to a random character MM.

And I challenge Andy to a Wario vs ROB <_<

accepted

My samus vs your?



WAHAHAHAHAH!!

Who do you use? MM maybe?

accepted

I challenge every player in OK to a $10 MM.

I will also accept all RCMM's for $5.

accepted

*Ahem*

I will also give $10 to any OK player that beats Dojo's MK in a MM. You owe me nothing if you lose .

accepted

I will accept all MMs that dont have Olimars and Metaknights or snakes. BRING OKLAHOMA SCUM!!!!!!!!!

accepted

Me too

I want MM vs anyone who doesn't believe in Fogo magic lol

accepted

psh dont leave me out on this mm business. any offers?

"who da eff is shuz?" "i've heard this name before"
MM against someone who doesn't have a reputation, sounds like good odds right?

accepted

So who is gonna be in the crew battle? I say we make it massive. EVERY person in texas on the same crew. OK can match our numbers and then we fight to the death .

accepted

This better be recorded.

And how about $5 per person on the crew? You guys have to match our numbers .

accepted

Hrmm... does OK have any ROB or Ganon players... I may have to show up and rep TX (I'll have to play to win )

i play rob. also, accepted.

 

[Hylian]

We don't REALLY need a crew leader lol. And it doesn't always have to be the best player. I have tons of crew battle experience and I know the most effecient ways to take and keep a stock lead.

Not that we need strategy for OK. I saw we draw names out of a hat .

 

[Dojo]

Or we could just send me in first and let me beast.

 

[Gravity]

So im beginning to think we might not even HAVE to take off our blindfolds for this. well have to discuss it.

 

[Xyro77]

Either way, OK is sheer gargabe and will be ***** through and through by all of our memebers....even jmbooooooo

 

[Hylian]

Or we could just send me in first and let me beast.

Hey don't give away my plans yet!!!!

Edit:

Now that I think about it, Dojo could probably just go through 3/4th of thier crew before he losses.


...


Losses a stock that is .

 

[LeeHarris]

I'm thinking one Ganon murder fist will take out at least 3 OK crew members. I'm talking in real life, of course.

 

[Stiltzskin]

Since we won't need all of our crew to secure vicotry, we should grab some prostitutes off the street and add them to our crew so OK will ultimately have more crew members giving up money. We will promptly boot the prostitutes out after harassing them.

 

[Fogo]

LMFAO!


Hylian for strategic planning general!

Stiltz for fearless leader!

Dojo for head of **** council!

Fogo for taking 10 stock! (calling it )


also, $10 per person!

 

[Gravity]

Man, if my **** could hold a controller it could beat all you guys.

 

[Shade_]

Hylian I will accept your to money match you. In a Mega, fixed camera, curry, fast, light, metal, items on high fire flower, tiny, 20 stock, damage on 2.0, captain falcon ditto, in made up stage, I call it "Greatest Box." best 2 of 3. no counter picks, no character change.

 

[LeeHarris]

LMFAO!


Hylian for strategic planning general!

Stiltz for fearless leader!

Dojo for head of **** council!

Fogo for taking 10 stock! (calling it )


also, $10 per person!

What about Lee for murder fist?

 

[Sars_Pirate]

*ahem*

UT sucks.
Astros suck.
Rangers suck.
Texans suck.
Mavs suck.
Spurs suck.
Rockets suck.
Cowboys suck.

If this is telling of anything, Texas shouldn't be anything to worry about.

My Wario will take a **** on everyone.

Accept RCMM with Hylian, and I'll $5 with TGM.

 

[Hylian]

I'm thinking one Ganon murder fist will take out at least 3 OK crew members. I'm talking in real life, of course.

Only 3?!?

Since we won't need all of our crew to secure vicotry, we should grab some prostitutes off the street and add them to our crew so OK will ultimately have more crew members giving up money. We will promptly boot the prostitutes out after harassing them.

LMAO. You are amazing Stiltz.

LMFAO!


Hylian for strategic planning general!

Stiltz for fearless leader!

Dojo for head of **** council!

Fogo for taking 10 stock! (calling it )


also, $10 per person!

I agree with $10 per person XD. And Fogo you won't be able to take 10 stocks lol. By the time Dojo's done with them they won't have 10 stocks to take!

 

[Hylian]

Hylian I will accept your to money match you. In a Mega, fixed camera, curry, fast, light, metal, items on except final smash, tiny, 20 stock damage on 2.0, big blue, captain falcon ditto, in made up stage, I call it "Greatest Box." best 2 of 3. no counter picks, no character change.

I accept.

$50?

Edit: Ah crap, sorry for the double post .

 

[Sars_Pirate]

By the time Dojo's done for the day, he'll be in a corner weeping with his prostitutes. OK will just go all captain Falcon in this crew battle and win via testosterone.

 

[Xyro77]

*ahem*

UT sucks.
Astros suck.
Rangers suck.
Texans suck.
Mavs suck.
Spurs suck.
Rockets suck.
Cowboys suck.

If this is telling of anything, Texas shouldn't be anything to worry about.

My Wario will take a **** on everyone.

Accept RCMM with Hylian, and I'll $5 with TGM.

Sports determine how bad we are? ROFL.

My samus vs your wario i guess?

 

[Shade_]

I only have a 10, but if youll accept it then yes were on!

 

[Hylian]

I only have a 10, but if youll accept it then yes were on!

Ok. I'm gonna have to write down those rules lol.

 

[Sars_Pirate]

Winner of this tourney will depend on one thing.

Whoever has the biggest ****, and TX is obviously overcompensating with its massive state size. Terrible at playing sports only adds to that argument.

 

[Shade_]

Ok, hylian cool, i sure your as serious about this as I am.

 

[Hylian]

Winner of this tourney will depend on one thing.

Whoever has the biggest ****, and TX is obviously overcompensating with its massive state size. Terrible at playing sports only adds to that argument.

Remember the Rosebowl.

 

[Sars_Pirate]

Remember Colt McCoy.

Our big **** crew is gonna eat this **** up.

 

[Stiltzskin]

Lol is OK serious? Do they even have any sports teams besides OU?

 

[Le_THieN]

Lol is OK serious? Do they even have any sports teams besides OU?

Yeah. We have a little something called heart. EVER HEARD OF IT?

...and Shoryukens.

 

[Xyro77]

Winner of this tourney will depend on one thing.

Whoever has the biggest ****, and TX is obviously overcompensating with its massive state size. Terrible at playing sports only adds to that argument.

*is going to rub in each loss OK takes on from TX*

Texas already ***** yall in melee(now days no one plays melee).

And in brawl we wil do the same.

now go vote for obama

 

[Sars_Pirate]

SHIiiiii son

$20 sports money match, you name it son if you don't believe this.

OU will thrash tech, and meanwhile I'll trash y'all at any sport, name it.

And TX quit Melee to jump on the Brawl bandwagon because they knew beating OK was a fluke. Better to quit while you're ahead.

*cues no johns picture*

 

[Omega_Star]

Did somebody say...

 

[Hylian]

SHIiiiii son

$20 sports money match, you name it son if you don't believe this.

OU will thrash tech, and meanwhile I'll trash y'all at any sport, name it.

$20 Wrestling MM.

Also:

$20 Swimming MM if you want .

I was on a Swim team for 4 years and a wrestling team for several years as well. Bring it .

 

[Sars_Pirate]

You only want to wrestle with me just cause you want to touch my body.

I always knew TX was full of queers.

Undress me with your eyes, not your hands.

I say a $20 football game instead, or loser buys the other state lunch.

 

[chronoize]

$20 Wrestling MM.

Also:

$20 Swimming MM if you want .

I was on a Swim team for 4 years and a wrestling team for several years as well. Bring it .

lol tx vs ok olympics....

You only want to wrestle with me just cause you want to touch my body.

I always knew TX was full of queers.

Undress me with your eyes, not your hands.

I say a $20 football game instead, or loser buys the other state lunch.

you dare challenge us to a football game when you know we got the monster named bwett on our side?

 

[Sars_Pirate]

You think I'm scared of a guy whose name has a natural lisp?

Hanson's got Bwett. We've fed him nothing but Muscle Milk since then, and he's grown into a dinosaur.

 

[Xyro77]

ROFL. we wont even start the melee debate. even before houston came up there and ***** OK, CC and SA molested yall. Hell, wobbles went jiggs cause he felt sorry for Kosmos and still handed him his ***.

TX 1
OK 0

How about brawl?

I cant wait. No sports, no politics, no gayness. Straight smash. Just like last time. And just like last time.....Tx will **** you up

 

[LeeHarris]

Spurs suck eh? I think they won something significant several times over the past decade... can't remember what it's called...

 

[Le_THieN]

Man. This thread tastes so good!

 

[Sars_Pirate]

Spurs are terrible on even number years, and it's 2008 baby. Have fun choking boys.

 

[Hylian]

Random statement:

I'm voting for Obama. And I'm usually republican >_>.

 

[Gravity]

well, my presidential nominee of choice can beat up your presidential nominee of choice.

lets put a mm on who gets the popular vote. while were at it, lets put a bet out on who can lose the most money in one tournament.

 

[Le_THieN]

All right kids, all the MMs should be up to date. Check the front page, and report anything I might have missed. =)

 

[Xyro77]

Well hylain is challenging the ENTIRE state of OK to a MM.

Im challenging all non meta/snake/olimars to a MM.

diamonster doesnt use lucario....hes all the top tiers(literally....tier *****)