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5150

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Ok so we all know midwest is getting infamous for our johns. It's gotten to the point where every single thread i read in here contains some form of john to some amount (just look at the latest circuit tournament thread). So from now on, if you have a john, PLEASE post it here so we don't have to read that garbage and you can still feel good about why you lost to bowser or couldn't make tournament x.

Sincerely and Spontaneously,
5150
 

hue_jass

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Location
Ann arbor, MI
sheepyman I didn't beat you in a single match because I didn't want to hurt the fragile ego of a highschooler.

sheepyman I woulda had that last match if it hadn't of been for your Bs "tech" and "l-canceling" and "DI" they are all glitches and exploits in the game anyways:cry::cry:
 

Lixivium

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I didn't make it out of pools at SGAB because playing Iori destroyed my nerves. :(
 

Hot_ArmS

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Messages
9,736
Location
Land of the free
-im 17 and dont have a license yet
-i have no mindgames
-i get nervous
-my controller sucks
-sheepyman always smells of cigarette so i always get headaches playing him
-and lain just has bad teeth it grosses me out of concentration

yay got to post before it gets locked
 

N64

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I go to school in new york johns.

Unoriginal name johns.

Low tier playing johns.

Jumping with the control stick johns.

Long hair in eyes johns.

Playing for fun johns.
 

Tink

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Messages
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Location
Chi-Town
thought i needed to post this:

No1Kupo (10:58:11 PM): dabear, wanna come to a smashfest tommorow?
DaBearX7 (10:58:26 PM): tomorrow probably wont work, I was tellin damian
DaBearX7 (10:58:32 PM): my sister is coming in town tomorrow
No1Kupo (10:58:53 PM): johns
 

SCOTU

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MI
My thumb is missing skin from practicing.
I should've not been so dumb on coneria, else i'd've made it out of 1st round at FC.
I freakin suck. (oh, that's not a john, it's the truth.)
 

Droly

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SUPER JOHNS BY SHOGUN
grinberg = me

chaosmaster = scifiguy


ShogunPK [10:27 P.M.]: so ****ing gay
ShogunPK [10:27 P.M.]: I ****ing hate grinberg
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:27 P.M.]: Why's that?
ShogunPK [10:27 P.M.]: ok
ShogunPK [10:27 P.M.]: so we're playing melee
ShogunPK [10:27 P.M.]: I 3 stock him 4 times in a row
ShogunPK [10:27 P.M.]: he's like
ShogunPK [10:27 P.M.]: "you ****ing suck you're not good at this game"
ShogunPK [10:27 P.M.]: "that's why I just 3 stocked you 4 times in a row"
ShogunPK [10:28 P.M.]: "you wanna money match ***?"
ShogunPK [10:28 P.M.]: "then shut the **** up"
ShogunPK [10:28 P.M.]: "actually, no I will"
ShogunPK [10:28 P.M.]: so then
ShogunPK [10:28 P.M.]: it's $5 each
ShogunPK [10:28 P.M.]: my money is in, I thought we're going to do marth dittos all 3 rounds
ShogunPK [10:28 P.M.]: he tells me some bull**** rules
ShogunPK [10:28 P.M.]: and that it's NOT that
ShogunPK [10:28 P.M.]: so I say, then I want my money back
ShogunPK [10:28 P.M.]: he's like no you already have it in
ShogunPK [10:28 P.M.]: I'm like fine ***
ShogunPK [10:28 P.M.]: so we do double blind pick
ShogunPK [10:29 P.M.]: and since I said "marth" too loud to sam, I think grinberg heard me
ShogunPK [10:29 P.M.]: I come in
ShogunPK [10:29 P.M.]: I see zelda as his pick
ShogunPK [10:29 P.M.]: I pick marth
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:29 P.M.]: No dude, he just knew that you were gonna be Marth.
ShogunPK [10:29 P.M.]: cause I have to
ShogunPK [10:29 P.M.]: no, I thought he was gonna be fox
ShogunPK [10:29 P.M.]: anyway, he didn't tell me these bull**** rules
ShogunPK [10:29 P.M.]: so I lose to him, close match
ShogunPK [10:29 P.M.]: I complain to him about the rules he didn't tell me
ShogunPK [10:30 P.M.]: then I win the second match as marth again, him peach
ShogunPK [10:30 P.M.]: he had to pick first so I countered him
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:30 P.M.]: Shouldn't you know the MM rules after you have been to so many tournaments?
ShogunPK [10:30 P.M.]: anyway, I won that match
ShogunPK [10:30 P.M.]: then
ShogunPK [10:30 P.M.]: no, I don't MM
ShogunPK [10:30 P.M.]: but I thought I was going to win since I was owning grinberg, and I thought we had a preset marth MM
ShogunPK [10:30 P.M.]: anyway, the last match was me falco, him marth
ShogunPK [10:30 P.M.]: I lose
ShogunPK [10:30 P.M.]: I get mad
ShogunPK [10:31 P.M.]: I punch my controller as hard as I can
ShogunPK [10:31 P.M.]: my knuckle swollens to the point where it's 3x the size
ShogunPK [10:31 P.M.]: *swells
ShogunPK [10:31 P.M.]: so I say
ShogunPK [10:31 P.M.]: "fine ****ing ***got let's do another $5 mm except this time let's be marth will 3 rounds"
ShogunPK [10:31 P.M.]: actually wait
ShogunPK [10:31 P.M.]: before that happens
ShogunPK [10:31 P.M.]: he's a *** and says OMFG WHERE THE **** IS MY $5
ShogunPK [10:31 P.M.]: I already put it on the table
ShogunPK [10:31 P.M.]: then he leaves and is like yelling louder than a plane in herb's house
ShogunPK [10:32 P.M.]: goes downstairs
ShogunPK [10:32 P.M.]: as soon as he does that
ShogunPK [10:32 P.M.]: I see that he was sitting on the $5 the entire time..
ShogunPK [10:32 P.M.]: so I tell him to apologize he's like "no you're ****ing gay"
ShogunPK [10:32 P.M.]: then I say let's do another MM
ShogunPK [10:32 P.M.]: except marth this time
ShogunPK [10:32 P.M.]: he accepts
ShogunPK [10:32 P.M.]: I lose first round
ShogunPK [10:32 P.M.]: what I didn't know, is that my controller is heavily damaged
ShogunPK [10:33 P.M.]: and that my hand is crippled
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:33 P.M.]: ROFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFL
ShogunPK [10:33 P.M.]: I win 2nd round
ShogunPK [10:33 P.M.]: I lose 3rd round(of course)
ShogunPK [10:33 P.M.]: I am the better player, it's just his gay effects happened
ShogunPK [10:33 P.M.]: and he countered me
ShogunPK [10:33 P.M.]: didn't tell me rules
ShogunPK [10:33 P.M.]: I lose second time cause my controller was then broken
ShogunPK [10:33 P.M.]: I would jump
ShogunPK [10:33 P.M.]: my A wouldn't work right
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:33 P.M.]: Your controller is always broken according to you.
ShogunPK [10:34 P.M.]: it wouldn't register
ShogunPK [10:34 P.M.]: no
ShogunPK [10:34 P.M.]: it really is
ShogunPK [10:34 P.M.]: it's done
ShogunPK [10:34 P.M.]: I'm not using it anymore
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:34 P.M.]: Oh, okay.
ShogunPK [10:34 P.M.]: anyway
ShogunPK [10:34 P.M.]: he's just a ***got
ShogunPK [10:34 P.M.]: he has to say THEN MM ME ***
ShogunPK [10:34 P.M.]: cause he's an arrogant idiot
ShogunPK [10:34 P.M.]: who just lost cause he's not as good
ShogunPK [10:34 P.M.]: then I lose due to gay conditions
ShogunPK [10:34 P.M.]: nothing ever ****ing works out for me
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:34 P.M.]: gg
ShogunPK [10:34 P.M.]: so basicially, I won $5 from the poker tournament
ShogunPK [10:34 P.M.]: (including mine)
ShogunPK [10:35 P.M.]: and lost $5, so it's like losing in the tournament
ShogunPK [10:35 P.M.]: I'm done with melee
ShogunPK [10:35 P.M.]: and I'm done with poker
ShogunPK [10:35 P.M.]: and grinberg is a ****ing ***got
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:35 P.M.]: Isn't that what you said last time?
ShogunPK [10:35 P.M.]: I said I am done with poker with vikram
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:35 P.M.]: No with Melee.
ShogunPK [10:35 P.M.]: and look how that turned out
ShogunPK [10:35 P.M.]: I got 2nd
ShogunPK [10:35 P.M.]: tell me last time I played a tournament
ShogunPK [10:35 P.M.]: oh yeah, 9 months ago
ShogunPK [10:35 P.M.]: actually 10
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:36 P.M.]: But befroe you said you were done with Melee.
ShogunPK [10:36 P.M.]: ok and I didn't enter a tournament
ShogunPK [10:36 P.M.]: I played casually for fun
ShogunPK [10:36 P.M.]: and grinberg has to suck the fun out
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:36 P.M.]: Oh, so you actually meant you're done with tournaments.
ShogunPK [10:36 P.M.]: I wish I would have just lost the match he said that one
ShogunPK [10:36 P.M.]: *on
ShogunPK [10:36 P.M.]: then he wouldn't have said WANNA MM ***
ShogunPK [10:37 P.M.]: now my knuckle is so swollen that I won't most likely be able to play by saturday
ShogunPK [10:37 P.M.]: my plan is that if I face grinberg in tournament
ShogunPK [10:37 P.M.]: and I lose
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:37 P.M.]: Well you didn't have to accept the MM.
ShogunPK [10:37 P.M.]: I am punching my controller until it cracks open
ShogunPK [10:37 P.M.]: for dramatic effect
ShogunPK [10:37 P.M.]: ok tell me that I didn't make the right decision
ShogunPK [10:37 P.M.]: I have the power to make grinberg STFU for ever
ShogunPK [10:37 P.M.]: and I just 3 stocked him
ShogunPK [10:37 P.M.]: 4 times in a row
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:37 P.M.]: That's also your fault for punching your controller and damaging yourself every time.
ShogunPK [10:38 P.M.]: it doesn't matter I got mad because I lost due to him not telling me rules prior
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:38 P.M.]: Whatever.
ShogunPK [10:38 P.M.]: if I lost with marth dittos I would have accepted defeat
ShogunPK [10:38 P.M.]: not only that
ShogunPK [10:38 P.M.]: if the MM was marth dittos the first time
ShogunPK [10:38 P.M.]: my controller would be fine
ShogunPK [10:38 P.M.]: my hand would be fine
ShogunPK [10:38 P.M.]: and I'd be $5 richer
ShogunPK [10:38 P.M.]: anyway
ShogunPK [10:38 P.M.]: if I get in grinberg's bracket saturday
ShogunPK [10:38 P.M.]: I am doing something people will remember
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:38 P.M.]: lolz
ShogunPK [10:38 P.M.]: I will crack my controller with my hand
ShogunPK [10:38 P.M.]: and then leave
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:38 P.M.]: lolz
ShogunPK [10:38 P.M.]: I will bust it open
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:39 P.M.]: Too bad I can't make it lol.
ShogunPK [10:39 P.M.]: just go with chris warner
ShogunPK [10:39 P.M.]: we're getting a ride via chris
ShogunPK [10:39 P.M.]: actually I don't want to see grinberg's face
ShogunPK [10:39 P.M.]: so I am getting my own ride
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:39 P.M.]: Like I said, I can't go. I got a lot of schoolwork to do, and I can't just blow a day off.
ShogunPK [10:40 P.M.]: do it now then
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:40 P.M.]: Because then I would be a day behind and I only got 2 weeks of school left or so.
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:40 P.M.]: That's what I am doing.
ShogunPK [10:40 P.M.]: you can't finish it by saturday
ShogunPK [10:40 P.M.]: man why didn't you just stay
ShogunPK [10:40 P.M.]: then we would alternate
ShogunPK [10:40 P.M.]: no MM
ShogunPK [10:41 P.M.]: and i'd be $5 richer
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:41 P.M.]: oH well.
ShogunPK [10:41 P.M.]: no it's not oh well
ShogunPK [10:41 P.M.]: $5 is a lot to me
ShogunPK [10:41 P.M.]: to him it's nothing
ShogunPK [10:41 P.M.]: and I have $100
ShogunPK [10:41 P.M.]: and no job
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:42 P.M.]: Whatever.
 

Zjiin

Smash Master
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Messages
4,005
Location
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SUPER JOHNS BY SHOGUN
grinberg = me

chaosmaster = scifiguy


ShogunPK [10:27 P.M.]: so ****ing gay
ShogunPK [10:27 P.M.]: I ****ing hate grinberg
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:27 P.M.]: Why's that?
ShogunPK [10:27 P.M.]: ok
ShogunPK [10:27 P.M.]: so we're playing melee
ShogunPK [10:27 P.M.]: I 3 stock him 4 times in a row
ShogunPK [10:27 P.M.]: he's like
ShogunPK [10:27 P.M.]: "you ****ing suck you're not good at this game"
ShogunPK [10:27 P.M.]: "that's why I just 3 stocked you 4 times in a row"
ShogunPK [10:28 P.M.]: "you wanna money match ***?"
ShogunPK [10:28 P.M.]: "then shut the **** up"
ShogunPK [10:28 P.M.]: "actually, no I will"
ShogunPK [10:28 P.M.]: so then
ShogunPK [10:28 P.M.]: it's $5 each
ShogunPK [10:28 P.M.]: my money is in, I thought we're going to do marth dittos all 3 rounds
ShogunPK [10:28 P.M.]: he tells me some bull**** rules
ShogunPK [10:28 P.M.]: and that it's NOT that
ShogunPK [10:28 P.M.]: so I say, then I want my money back
ShogunPK [10:28 P.M.]: he's like no you already have it in
ShogunPK [10:28 P.M.]: I'm like fine ***
ShogunPK [10:28 P.M.]: so we do double blind pick
ShogunPK [10:29 P.M.]: and since I said "marth" too loud to sam, I think grinberg heard me
ShogunPK [10:29 P.M.]: I come in
ShogunPK [10:29 P.M.]: I see zelda as his pick
ShogunPK [10:29 P.M.]: I pick marth
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:29 P.M.]: No dude, he just knew that you were gonna be Marth.
ShogunPK [10:29 P.M.]: cause I have to
ShogunPK [10:29 P.M.]: no, I thought he was gonna be fox
ShogunPK [10:29 P.M.]: anyway, he didn't tell me these bull**** rules
ShogunPK [10:29 P.M.]: so I lose to him, close match
ShogunPK [10:29 P.M.]: I complain to him about the rules he didn't tell me
ShogunPK [10:30 P.M.]: then I win the second match as marth again, him peach
ShogunPK [10:30 P.M.]: he had to pick first so I countered him
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:30 P.M.]: Shouldn't you know the MM rules after you have been to so many tournaments?
ShogunPK [10:30 P.M.]: anyway, I won that match
ShogunPK [10:30 P.M.]: then
ShogunPK [10:30 P.M.]: no, I don't MM
ShogunPK [10:30 P.M.]: but I thought I was going to win since I was owning grinberg, and I thought we had a preset marth MM
ShogunPK [10:30 P.M.]: anyway, the last match was me falco, him marth
ShogunPK [10:30 P.M.]: I lose
ShogunPK [10:30 P.M.]: I get mad
ShogunPK [10:31 P.M.]: I punch my controller as hard as I can
ShogunPK [10:31 P.M.]: my knuckle swollens to the point where it's 3x the size
ShogunPK [10:31 P.M.]: *swells
ShogunPK [10:31 P.M.]: so I say
ShogunPK [10:31 P.M.]: "fine ****ing ***got let's do another $5 mm except this time let's be marth will 3 rounds"
ShogunPK [10:31 P.M.]: actually wait
ShogunPK [10:31 P.M.]: before that happens
ShogunPK [10:31 P.M.]: he's a *** and says OMFG WHERE THE **** IS MY $5
ShogunPK [10:31 P.M.]: I already put it on the table
ShogunPK [10:31 P.M.]: then he leaves and is like yelling louder than a plane in herb's house
ShogunPK [10:32 P.M.]: goes downstairs
ShogunPK [10:32 P.M.]: as soon as he does that
ShogunPK [10:32 P.M.]: I see that he was sitting on the $5 the entire time..
ShogunPK [10:32 P.M.]: so I tell him to apologize he's like "no you're ****ing gay"
ShogunPK [10:32 P.M.]: then I say let's do another MM
ShogunPK [10:32 P.M.]: except marth this time
ShogunPK [10:32 P.M.]: he accepts
ShogunPK [10:32 P.M.]: I lose first round
ShogunPK [10:32 P.M.]: what I didn't know, is that my controller is heavily damaged
ShogunPK [10:33 P.M.]: and that my hand is crippled
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:33 P.M.]: ROFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFL
ShogunPK [10:33 P.M.]: I win 2nd round
ShogunPK [10:33 P.M.]: I lose 3rd round(of course)
ShogunPK [10:33 P.M.]: I am the better player, it's just his gay effects happened
ShogunPK [10:33 P.M.]: and he countered me
ShogunPK [10:33 P.M.]: didn't tell me rules
ShogunPK [10:33 P.M.]: I lose second time cause my controller was then broken
ShogunPK [10:33 P.M.]: I would jump
ShogunPK [10:33 P.M.]: my A wouldn't work right
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:33 P.M.]: Your controller is always broken according to you.
ShogunPK [10:34 P.M.]: it wouldn't register
ShogunPK [10:34 P.M.]: no
ShogunPK [10:34 P.M.]: it really is
ShogunPK [10:34 P.M.]: it's done
ShogunPK [10:34 P.M.]: I'm not using it anymore
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:34 P.M.]: Oh, okay.
ShogunPK [10:34 P.M.]: anyway
ShogunPK [10:34 P.M.]: he's just a ***got
ShogunPK [10:34 P.M.]: he has to say THEN MM ME ***
ShogunPK [10:34 P.M.]: cause he's an arrogant idiot
ShogunPK [10:34 P.M.]: who just lost cause he's not as good
ShogunPK [10:34 P.M.]: then I lose due to gay conditions
ShogunPK [10:34 P.M.]: nothing ever ****ing works out for me
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:34 P.M.]: gg
ShogunPK [10:34 P.M.]: so basicially, I won $5 from the poker tournament
ShogunPK [10:34 P.M.]: (including mine)
ShogunPK [10:35 P.M.]: and lost $5, so it's like losing in the tournament
ShogunPK [10:35 P.M.]: I'm done with melee
ShogunPK [10:35 P.M.]: and I'm done with poker
ShogunPK [10:35 P.M.]: and grinberg is a ****ing ***got
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:35 P.M.]: Isn't that what you said last time?
ShogunPK [10:35 P.M.]: I said I am done with poker with vikram
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:35 P.M.]: No with Melee.
ShogunPK [10:35 P.M.]: and look how that turned out
ShogunPK [10:35 P.M.]: I got 2nd
ShogunPK [10:35 P.M.]: tell me last time I played a tournament
ShogunPK [10:35 P.M.]: oh yeah, 9 months ago
ShogunPK [10:35 P.M.]: actually 10
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:36 P.M.]: But befroe you said you were done with Melee.
ShogunPK [10:36 P.M.]: ok and I didn't enter a tournament
ShogunPK [10:36 P.M.]: I played casually for fun
ShogunPK [10:36 P.M.]: and grinberg has to suck the fun out
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:36 P.M.]: Oh, so you actually meant you're done with tournaments.
ShogunPK [10:36 P.M.]: I wish I would have just lost the match he said that one
ShogunPK [10:36 P.M.]: *on
ShogunPK [10:36 P.M.]: then he wouldn't have said WANNA MM ***
ShogunPK [10:37 P.M.]: now my knuckle is so swollen that I won't most likely be able to play by saturday
ShogunPK [10:37 P.M.]: my plan is that if I face grinberg in tournament
ShogunPK [10:37 P.M.]: and I lose
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:37 P.M.]: Well you didn't have to accept the MM.
ShogunPK [10:37 P.M.]: I am punching my controller until it cracks open
ShogunPK [10:37 P.M.]: for dramatic effect
ShogunPK [10:37 P.M.]: ok tell me that I didn't make the right decision
ShogunPK [10:37 P.M.]: I have the power to make grinberg STFU for ever
ShogunPK [10:37 P.M.]: and I just 3 stocked him
ShogunPK [10:37 P.M.]: 4 times in a row
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:37 P.M.]: That's also your fault for punching your controller and damaging yourself every time.
ShogunPK [10:38 P.M.]: it doesn't matter I got mad because I lost due to him not telling me rules prior
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:38 P.M.]: Whatever.
ShogunPK [10:38 P.M.]: if I lost with marth dittos I would have accepted defeat
ShogunPK [10:38 P.M.]: not only that
ShogunPK [10:38 P.M.]: if the MM was marth dittos the first time
ShogunPK [10:38 P.M.]: my controller would be fine
ShogunPK [10:38 P.M.]: my hand would be fine
ShogunPK [10:38 P.M.]: and I'd be $5 richer
ShogunPK [10:38 P.M.]: anyway
ShogunPK [10:38 P.M.]: if I get in grinberg's bracket saturday
ShogunPK [10:38 P.M.]: I am doing something people will remember
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:38 P.M.]: lolz
ShogunPK [10:38 P.M.]: I will crack my controller with my hand
ShogunPK [10:38 P.M.]: and then leave
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:38 P.M.]: lolz
ShogunPK [10:38 P.M.]: I will bust it open
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:39 P.M.]: Too bad I can't make it lol.
ShogunPK [10:39 P.M.]: just go with chris warner
ShogunPK [10:39 P.M.]: we're getting a ride via chris
ShogunPK [10:39 P.M.]: actually I don't want to see grinberg's face
ShogunPK [10:39 P.M.]: so I am getting my own ride
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:39 P.M.]: Like I said, I can't go. I got a lot of schoolwork to do, and I can't just blow a day off.
ShogunPK [10:40 P.M.]: do it now then
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:40 P.M.]: Because then I would be a day behind and I only got 2 weeks of school left or so.
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:40 P.M.]: That's what I am doing.
ShogunPK [10:40 P.M.]: you can't finish it by saturday
ShogunPK [10:40 P.M.]: man why didn't you just stay
ShogunPK [10:40 P.M.]: then we would alternate
ShogunPK [10:40 P.M.]: no MM
ShogunPK [10:41 P.M.]: and i'd be $5 richer
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:41 P.M.]: oH well.
ShogunPK [10:41 P.M.]: no it's not oh well
ShogunPK [10:41 P.M.]: $5 is a lot to me
ShogunPK [10:41 P.M.]: to him it's nothing
ShogunPK [10:41 P.M.]: and I have $100
ShogunPK [10:41 P.M.]: and no job
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:42 P.M.]: Whatever.
I can't read this because it's too long.
 

Zjiin

Smash Master
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Let me sum up...

He was winning; then MM with out learning the rules, lost, punched his controller, swelled his hand, MM again, lost (due to controller and hand), and doesn't wanna play anymore.
LoL.
anyways, you didn't have to summurize. That was my john.
 

Zicore

Smash Champion
Joined
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Location
Bug City
I'm EoF...
ROFL! thats too true...:chuckle:

Oh...and my john is that I play Peach who just does downsmash and turnips and has to drive everyone to all the tournys, and I get no sleep because I work 3rd shift...and I know EoF...and actually talk to him...so his johns run into me...
 
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