SUPER JOHNS BY SHOGUN
grinberg = me
chaosmaster = scifiguy
ShogunPK [10:27 P.M.]: so ****ing gay
ShogunPK [10:27 P.M.]: I ****ing hate grinberg
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:27 P.M.]: Why's that?
ShogunPK [10:27 P.M.]: ok
ShogunPK [10:27 P.M.]: so we're playing melee
ShogunPK [10:27 P.M.]: I 3 stock him 4 times in a row
ShogunPK [10:27 P.M.]: he's like
ShogunPK [10:27 P.M.]: "you ****ing suck you're not good at this game"
ShogunPK [10:27 P.M.]: "that's why I just 3 stocked you 4 times in a row"
ShogunPK [10:28 P.M.]: "you wanna money match ***?"
ShogunPK [10:28 P.M.]: "then shut the **** up"
ShogunPK [10:28 P.M.]: "actually, no I will"
ShogunPK [10:28 P.M.]: so then
ShogunPK [10:28 P.M.]: it's $5 each
ShogunPK [10:28 P.M.]: my money is in, I thought we're going to do marth dittos all 3 rounds
ShogunPK [10:28 P.M.]: he tells me some bull**** rules
ShogunPK [10:28 P.M.]: and that it's NOT that
ShogunPK [10:28 P.M.]: so I say, then I want my money back
ShogunPK [10:28 P.M.]: he's like no you already have it in
ShogunPK [10:28 P.M.]: I'm like fine ***
ShogunPK [10:28 P.M.]: so we do double blind pick
ShogunPK [10:29 P.M.]: and since I said "marth" too loud to sam, I think grinberg heard me
ShogunPK [10:29 P.M.]: I come in
ShogunPK [10:29 P.M.]: I see zelda as his pick
ShogunPK [10:29 P.M.]: I pick marth
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:29 P.M.]: No dude, he just knew that you were gonna be Marth.
ShogunPK [10:29 P.M.]: cause I have to
ShogunPK [10:29 P.M.]: no, I thought he was gonna be fox
ShogunPK [10:29 P.M.]: anyway, he didn't tell me these bull**** rules
ShogunPK [10:29 P.M.]: so I lose to him, close match
ShogunPK [10:29 P.M.]: I complain to him about the rules he didn't tell me
ShogunPK [10:30 P.M.]: then I win the second match as marth again, him peach
ShogunPK [10:30 P.M.]: he had to pick first so I countered him
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:30 P.M.]: Shouldn't you know the MM rules after you have been to so many tournaments?
ShogunPK [10:30 P.M.]: anyway, I won that match
ShogunPK [10:30 P.M.]: then
ShogunPK [10:30 P.M.]: no, I don't MM
ShogunPK [10:30 P.M.]: but I thought I was going to win since I was owning grinberg, and I thought we had a preset marth MM
ShogunPK [10:30 P.M.]: anyway, the last match was me falco, him marth
ShogunPK [10:30 P.M.]: I lose
ShogunPK [10:30 P.M.]: I get mad
ShogunPK [10:31 P.M.]: I punch my controller as hard as I can
ShogunPK [10:31 P.M.]: my knuckle swollens to the point where it's 3x the size
ShogunPK [10:31 P.M.]: *swells
ShogunPK [10:31 P.M.]: so I say
ShogunPK [10:31 P.M.]: "fine ****ing ***got let's do another $5 mm except this time let's be marth will 3 rounds"
ShogunPK [10:31 P.M.]: actually wait
ShogunPK [10:31 P.M.]: before that happens
ShogunPK [10:31 P.M.]: he's a *** and says OMFG WHERE THE **** IS MY $5
ShogunPK [10:31 P.M.]: I already put it on the table
ShogunPK [10:31 P.M.]: then he leaves and is like yelling louder than a plane in herb's house
ShogunPK [10:32 P.M.]: goes downstairs
ShogunPK [10:32 P.M.]: as soon as he does that
ShogunPK [10:32 P.M.]: I see that he was sitting on the $5 the entire time..
ShogunPK [10:32 P.M.]: so I tell him to apologize he's like "no you're ****ing gay"
ShogunPK [10:32 P.M.]: then I say let's do another MM
ShogunPK [10:32 P.M.]: except marth this time
ShogunPK [10:32 P.M.]: he accepts
ShogunPK [10:32 P.M.]: I lose first round
ShogunPK [10:32 P.M.]: what I didn't know, is that my controller is heavily damaged
ShogunPK [10:33 P.M.]: and that my hand is crippled
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:33 P.M.]: ROFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFL
ShogunPK [10:33 P.M.]: I win 2nd round
ShogunPK [10:33 P.M.]: I lose 3rd round(of course)
ShogunPK [10:33 P.M.]: I am the better player, it's just his gay effects happened
ShogunPK [10:33 P.M.]: and he countered me
ShogunPK [10:33 P.M.]: didn't tell me rules
ShogunPK [10:33 P.M.]: I lose second time cause my controller was then broken
ShogunPK [10:33 P.M.]: I would jump
ShogunPK [10:33 P.M.]: my A wouldn't work right
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:33 P.M.]: Your controller is always broken according to you.
ShogunPK [10:34 P.M.]: it wouldn't register
ShogunPK [10:34 P.M.]: no
ShogunPK [10:34 P.M.]: it really is
ShogunPK [10:34 P.M.]: it's done
ShogunPK [10:34 P.M.]: I'm not using it anymore
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:34 P.M.]: Oh, okay.
ShogunPK [10:34 P.M.]: anyway
ShogunPK [10:34 P.M.]: he's just a ***got
ShogunPK [10:34 P.M.]: he has to say THEN MM ME ***
ShogunPK [10:34 P.M.]: cause he's an arrogant idiot
ShogunPK [10:34 P.M.]: who just lost cause he's not as good
ShogunPK [10:34 P.M.]: then I lose due to gay conditions
ShogunPK [10:34 P.M.]: nothing ever ****ing works out for me
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:34 P.M.]: gg
ShogunPK [10:34 P.M.]: so basicially, I won $5 from the poker tournament
ShogunPK [10:34 P.M.]: (including mine)
ShogunPK [10:35 P.M.]: and lost $5, so it's like losing in the tournament
ShogunPK [10:35 P.M.]: I'm done with melee
ShogunPK [10:35 P.M.]: and I'm done with poker
ShogunPK [10:35 P.M.]: and grinberg is a ****ing ***got
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:35 P.M.]: Isn't that what you said last time?
ShogunPK [10:35 P.M.]: I said I am done with poker with vikram
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:35 P.M.]: No with Melee.
ShogunPK [10:35 P.M.]: and look how that turned out
ShogunPK [10:35 P.M.]: I got 2nd
ShogunPK [10:35 P.M.]: tell me last time I played a tournament
ShogunPK [10:35 P.M.]: oh yeah, 9 months ago
ShogunPK [10:35 P.M.]: actually 10
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:36 P.M.]: But befroe you said you were done with Melee.
ShogunPK [10:36 P.M.]: ok and I didn't enter a tournament
ShogunPK [10:36 P.M.]: I played casually for fun
ShogunPK [10:36 P.M.]: and grinberg has to suck the fun out
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:36 P.M.]: Oh, so you actually meant you're done with tournaments.
ShogunPK [10:36 P.M.]: I wish I would have just lost the match he said that one
ShogunPK [10:36 P.M.]: *on
ShogunPK [10:36 P.M.]: then he wouldn't have said WANNA MM ***
ShogunPK [10:37 P.M.]: now my knuckle is so swollen that I won't most likely be able to play by saturday
ShogunPK [10:37 P.M.]: my plan is that if I face grinberg in tournament
ShogunPK [10:37 P.M.]: and I lose
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:37 P.M.]: Well you didn't have to accept the MM.
ShogunPK [10:37 P.M.]: I am punching my controller until it cracks open
ShogunPK [10:37 P.M.]: for dramatic effect
ShogunPK [10:37 P.M.]: ok tell me that I didn't make the right decision
ShogunPK [10:37 P.M.]: I have the power to make grinberg STFU for ever
ShogunPK [10:37 P.M.]: and I just 3 stocked him
ShogunPK [10:37 P.M.]: 4 times in a row
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:37 P.M.]: That's also your fault for punching your controller and damaging yourself every time.
ShogunPK [10:38 P.M.]: it doesn't matter I got mad because I lost due to him not telling me rules prior
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:38 P.M.]: Whatever.
ShogunPK [10:38 P.M.]: if I lost with marth dittos I would have accepted defeat
ShogunPK [10:38 P.M.]: not only that
ShogunPK [10:38 P.M.]: if the MM was marth dittos the first time
ShogunPK [10:38 P.M.]: my controller would be fine
ShogunPK [10:38 P.M.]: my hand would be fine
ShogunPK [10:38 P.M.]: and I'd be $5 richer
ShogunPK [10:38 P.M.]: anyway
ShogunPK [10:38 P.M.]: if I get in grinberg's bracket saturday
ShogunPK [10:38 P.M.]: I am doing something people will remember
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:38 P.M.]: lolz
ShogunPK [10:38 P.M.]: I will crack my controller with my hand
ShogunPK [10:38 P.M.]: and then leave
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:38 P.M.]: lolz
ShogunPK [10:38 P.M.]: I will bust it open
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:39 P.M.]: Too bad I can't make it lol.
ShogunPK [10:39 P.M.]: just go with chris warner
ShogunPK [10:39 P.M.]: we're getting a ride via chris
ShogunPK [10:39 P.M.]: actually I don't want to see grinberg's face
ShogunPK [10:39 P.M.]: so I am getting my own ride
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:39 P.M.]: Like I said, I can't go. I got a lot of schoolwork to do, and I can't just blow a day off.
ShogunPK [10:40 P.M.]: do it now then
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:40 P.M.]: Because then I would be a day behind and I only got 2 weeks of school left or so.
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:40 P.M.]: That's what I am doing.
ShogunPK [10:40 P.M.]: you can't finish it by saturday
ShogunPK [10:40 P.M.]: man why didn't you just stay
ShogunPK [10:40 P.M.]: then we would alternate
ShogunPK [10:40 P.M.]: no MM
ShogunPK [10:41 P.M.]: and i'd be $5 richer
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:41 P.M.]: oH well.
ShogunPK [10:41 P.M.]: no it's not oh well
ShogunPK [10:41 P.M.]: $5 is a lot to me
ShogunPK [10:41 P.M.]: to him it's nothing
ShogunPK [10:41 P.M.]: and I have $100
ShogunPK [10:41 P.M.]: and no job
ChAoSMaStEr17 [10:42 P.M.]: Whatever.