Official "Ask Cort Stuff... about Stuff" Thread

[Cort]

yay opinions

 

[Zombie Lucille Ball]

it seems like you've been in the 8,000's forever

just saying since you're like a 9 of 10 it's easier to call a 6 of 10 fox crappy when since I'm like a 2 of 10 they **** me lulz
maybe i'm .2 of 10

 

[Cort]

it's all relative

 

[Zombie Lucille Ball]

i have some relatives

 

[wWw Dazwa]

woah, you have relatives too?

we must be like brothers or something

 

[Zombie Lucille Ball]

I had this kind of on-again, off-again mutual crush thing with a girl for the longest time in high school. We found out our Grandmothers were cousins. >_>

 

[(*Jman*)]

yea im deff a bad fox cort ***** me at pound >_>

 

[Cort]

You used Sheik vs me I thought

 

[trademark0013]

na he was a nervous fox. i remember that match

jmans sig is 1337

 

[Lumpy..]

i think an alright peach can take an alright fox with relative ease...
but i think a great fox can take a great peach with relative ease...
(that makes sense in my head...)

 

[Cia]

hiiiiiiiii cort.. LOL

do you recommend trying to "out camp" fox??

I'm starting to lose to foxes more and I've come to the conclusion that aggression just does not work -_-

 

[trademark0013]

i didnt realize it was possible to outcamp fox as peach

 

[Cort]

I pretend to approach and then shield and then nair out of my shield over and over

so yes and no?

 

[Samochan]

I use stuff out of shield if I manage to shield in time (or I'm not doing other evasive/defensive maneuvers), my timing is not yet so good as to use nair to catch technically fluid and fast fox out of connected aerials to shines. :< I find it easier to parasol in between falco's shield pressure and even then I need to get the timing, mostly. Sudden shield approach can make foxes do more mistakes than they're used to make. Lasers just bug me, so I don't like big stages for that very reason. On small stages like YS it's easier for me to corner a campy fox and deliver one heck of a punishment, into either his shield or himself (I vote for himself lol). And I just like YS in general, mostly due to platform placement. ^_^ I'd like FD for the cg possibilities it presents, but meh... big stage means lots of lasers, flat stage means loads of shine comboes, walls mean wallhugging and teching... also technically adept and jumpy foxes can sometimes be so hard to get a grab on. >_>

 

[DoH]

Cort, are you using your avatar for your passport picture?

And how do we revive Melee?

 

[Samochan]

Cort, are you using your avatar for your passport picture?

And how do we revive Melee?

Good think I don't need to revive melee where I live, everyone good enough like melee more than brawl anyway lol. Triweeklies are also good way to play melee. ^^

I'll prolly have sum more melee vids on mah topic this weekend, if anyone is interested in melee-footage. <_<

/advertising

 

[Cort]

I'm using my avatar cause No Country for Old Men is fawking amazing

I don't know how we revive Melee, we let people realize Brawl is a horrible game and then we all say... "so, who wants to play Melee?"

 

[TheLake]

No country for Old Men is indeed the beezneez

Props for cort.

 

[Lumpy..]

I'm using my avatar cause No Country for Old Men is fawking amazing

revive Melee, "so, who wants to play Melee?"

there... perfect...

it's not dead yet... keep it going...

 

[Zombie Lucille Ball]

Cort have you read The Road by Cormac McCarthy? It's fairly life changing.


Also, nair out of sheild improved my game so much lul

two thousandthhhtht post

 

[memphischains]

go cort, its your birthday
not for real real, and country for old men is cool, play play

ps toy story 2 is ok

 

[DoH]

brawl is just so blagh

i don't ever see myself spending 3 days at a brawl tournament.

we should tell everyone about our adventures in the Brawl Peach forums.

 

[Cort]

I don't really read books unless they're highly recommended to me by friends

also new sig to give ken's competition

 

[Zombie Lucille Ball]

ROFL @ Wifi training... wtf $25 an hour just to play him. That ain't training.

Also I'm not your friend, Cort? T_T
The Road is one of my favorite books ever.

 

[slikvik]

"I offer Brawl lessons through Wifi, $20 per hour, PM if interested (I don't lose to random Kirby players like Ken has)
Now $5 less than Ken's money laundering scheme services! WooaAaAahhHhh"

rofl

 

[DoH]

Has anyone paid for Ken's services? If I'm going to hire someone for that much, they'd at least have to be pretty. Like Joe Bushman.

 

[thaxceptional1]

i'm pretty, you can hire me to be your personal assistant for about 50-100 an hour.

 

[Dark Hart]

Hey Cort. I have a couple of questions about Peach.
1. Whenever my brother chooses to play Mario, I have lots of trouble approaching him. He normally camps and spams Fireballs until Mario's hand it burnt to oblivion. Eventually I get to him, at that point it's game over for him, but I gain about 30-60% doing so. Any tips?
2. How do I convince my brother that it's okay if I use Peach's Down-Smash?

 

[DoH]

If you attack the fireballs they cancel them out. Jabs, nair, bair, fsmash, or toad all work if I remember correctly.

And you can tell him to stop holding down or play peach as well.

 

[Queen]

I miss Melee Peach...soooo much.

I can't get anyone to play with me anymore, they're too convinced that Brawl is a better game by far than Melee.

 

[Lumpy..]

I miss Melee Peach...soooo much.

I can't get anyone to play with me anymore, they're too convinced that Brawl is a better game by far than Melee.

i know exactly what that's like...

 

[Mew2King]

hey guys anyone wanna pay for my peach training i call "Peach Teach" where I TEACH you PEACH!?! It's only 40 dollars an hour, and YOU TOO will be able to space Fairs and moves like a ***got into long cheap combos

 

[DoH]

Hey M2K, I have an idea. I'll give you a makeover, and you make me better at smash. It's win win.

Plus, I am a ***got and my taste is infallible.

 

[exarch]

It's only 40 dollars an hour, and YOU TOO will be able to space Fairs and moves like a ***got into long cheap combos

Wait M2K, it sounds like you're trying to teach Marth instead.

How is that going to help my peach playing?

 

[Cort]

No, all you really need to do with Peach is space fairs and float back a lot.

 

[Brookman]

Hey M2K, I have an idea. I'll give you a makeover, and you make me better at smash. It's win win.

Plus, I am a ***got and my taste is infallible.

/tenchar

 

[DoH]

See, I can even make pretty breeders like Brookman laugh

 

[Brookman]

what does that mean?

 

[Teczer0]

hey guys anyone wanna pay for my peach training i call "Peach Teach" where I TEACH you PEACH!?! It's only 40 dollars an hour, and YOU TOO will be able to space Fairs and moves like a ***got into long cheap combos

Peach dittoing you was easily one of the worst experiences of my entire life as you constantly float back space fairs............

The most boring match to have ever been seen by human eyes it was almost as boring as a brawl match.

 

[Cort]

I remember that time Teczero won our crew battle for us.

Man, what a time.