Ocean and Mother Present: Splash! Cary/Apex, NC; MKW/Melee; June 12th!

[Dark Hart]

my sister and her boyfriend are coming.

get@me

I think you mean, get@oceansis

@kevin: MM?!

HHHYYPPEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[OmniOstrich]

this is very conveniently located for me

 

[Shady Penguin]

Hey guys, what's up.

I play Brawl.

 

[Gardevior]

GTFO Shady, this is a melee/mkw tourney.

 

[stingers]

i'm running a brawl tourney here ocean is just being lame and not putting it in the title.

10quo tes

 

[Gardevior]

OH NICE STINGERS.

Can I play Brawl?

 

[stingers]

sure man anyone can enter

 

[Shady Penguin]

GTFO Shady, this is a melee/mkw tourney.

Son, you best watch yourself before I bust out my Waluigi on you mother****as.

And you will know that my name is the LORD when I lay my vengeance upon you.

 

[Gardevior]

Who should I play?

 

[Dark Hart]

Awesome, now enter Melee and MKwii like a good boy, Danny

 

[Jon?]

Shady, it's okay. We're playing Brawl in Ocean's room.

 

[Dark Hart]

Shady, it's okay. We're having hot sex in Ocean's room.

wait what?

 

[TheLastCacely]

wait, we are stronger than the melee people. lets just make them play in oceans room.

 

[Dark Hart]

Or Ocean can kick you out of his house

 

[stingers]

him and what army?

no i'm being serious here

 

[DJRome]

he could call the cops. . .

 

[Dark Hart]

him and what army?

no i'm being serious here

and I'm not?

 

[stingers]

idgaf if you are tbqh

 

[stingers]

jk lucas i love you

 

[stingers]

< 3

 

[TheLastCacely]

@DJ- by the time he calls the cops, i will have already seduced his sister. She will then tell the police there is no problem. shes older than him, they will take her word for it.

 

[Jon?]

She'll think you're a cute adorable baby.

 

[Dark Hart]

idgaf if you are tbqh

jk lucas i love you

< 3

I knew we had something special

 

[mr.fizwidget]

ksk will be winning the mkw tourney

 

[Mariabattleaxe]

My birthday is exactly one week after this. Are there any tournaments for that? I want a big party, free booze.
Also, everyone has to forfeit to me so I win.

... and stingers is not allowed.
<3

 

[-ACE-]

random but you and my gf have the same bday maria.

and anyone who ****s with ocean or his tourneys is a dead man. ocean has some friends high up.

-dorsey haha

 

[Dark Hart]

My birthday is exactly one week after this. Are there any tournaments for that? I want a big party, free booze.
Also, everyone has to forfeit to me so I win.

... and stingers is not allowed.
<3

I think they're planning something for Forward 2.0, which is a week after this.

 

[null55]

@Maria: hahaha

@this tourney: i probably won't make it to you.

 

[Jon?]

the more people who can't make this means more room for Brawl.

 

[Diatenshi]

funky kong and his bike got sumfin to say in mario kart

 

[TheLastCacely]

i play'd wario in mkw and placed 2nd. do i auto win the tourney?

 

[Gardevior]

Wario isn't Birdo, Dry Bowser, or Baby Mario. So no.

 

[TheLastCacely]

but yall said he was the worst in the game.

 

[Dark Hart]

baby daisy raaaaaaapes

 

[null55]

y'all lucky i wont be there to **** you up with the best character: Cam.


get at mii.

 

[Diatenshi]

funky kong is the best character in mario kart wii...

look it up


he has a +2 speed stat...

 

[Dark Hart]

baby daisy raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapes

 

[Diatenshi]

baby daisy get ***** offa rainbow road by any other character, lightweights fail...

 

[Gardevior]

Daisy is actually the best in the game, look it up.

(followed by Baby Daisy and then Baby Luigi and then Funky, IIRC)

 

[Dark Hart]

lightweights **** in mario kart games.