Ocean and Mother Present: Splash! Cary/Apex, NC; MKW/Melee; June 12th!

[~Twitch~]

with bikes you can pop a wheelie and go faster, though...

 

[DtJ SmithZzz]

Why would Bike's be banned...?
Is the Blue Falcon banned?

 

[~Twitch~]

blue falcon sucks, dude.

 

[Ocean]

with bikes you can pop a wheelie and go faster, though...

I prefer the orange boost. plus I'm too lazy to get use to drifting with a bike.

Why would Bike's be banned...?
Is the Blue Falcon banned?

LOL NO the blue falcon is my kart.

blue falcon sucks, dude.

money match?

 

[~Twitch~]

let's do it, brocean.

 

[Ocean]

its on like donkey kong.

 

[~Twitch~]

you have to be toad with blue falcon, though.

 

[Ocean]

naw dude, bebi weegee all the way.

 

[~Twitch~]

fine. and i'll be mii.

 

[Spank That Dill]

I might come to this. If I don't have to work. inb4 no johns, i've already used my day off requests for my birthday

 

[Ocean]

we hope to see you here. if you need housing just talk to me.

 

[Diatenshi]

bikes > kart


funky kong getting CRUNK on yo ***

 

[Ocean]

just because bikes are better doesn't mean I prefer them.

 

[Diatenshi]

not necessarily better, but funky kong is the bestest

chopper and the hells angels gear... too good

 

[Ocean]

http://www.mariokartwii.com/f7/mkw-vehicle-tier-list-35834.html

 

[Diatenshi]

did u even read the next posts?

 

[Ocean]

I never said it was accurate.

 

[Diatenshi]

http://www.mariokartwii.com/f18/character-bonus-stats-49529.html

funky kong is the fastest *** in the game

 

[Ocean]

Baby Luigi: +5 Speed, +8 Weight
Funky Kong: +4 Speed, +3 Off-Road

*yays smug emoticon*

 

[Moophobia]

I'm excited for this.

 

[Ocean]

you should be.

 

[Moophobia]

But I am...

 

[Diatenshi]

*yays smug emoticon*

your forgetting that small bikes start with like 7 less speed than heavy bikes

specifially the flamerunner/bullet bike/mach bike

http://www.gamefaqs.com/wii/942008-mario-kart-wii/faqs/52716

so have fun with your still 6 less speed

if u use blue falcon u simply tie

 

[Ocean]

blue falcon > whatever the **** you use

wanna know why? because your bike is NOT ASSOCIATED WITH CAPTAIN DOUGLAS JAY FALCON.

GET.
AT.
ME.

 

[Diatenshi]

u wont win unless you somehow get a knee from those questionmark boxes floatin round

 

[Juno McGrath]

so i just found out my friend dill may be at this. i havent seen him since SC's last melee tournament. Hes rap dud.

 

[Diatenshi]

so i just found out my friend dill may be at this. i havent seen him since SC's last melee tournament. Hes rap dud.

****in sweet, who's he main?

 

[Gardevior]

I hope it's some cool character like Yoshi.

 

[Ocean]

so i just found out my friend dill may be at this. i havent seen him since SC's last melee tournament. Hes rap dud.

ocean: reconnecting snap with old friends since 2010

m@; based off his profile I'd say falcon.

 

[Juno McGrath]

i think he plays a lot of characters but mostly he mains falcon.

 

[Diatenshi]

falcon mains are always the coolest guys

<3 josh...

and i dont think i ever actually met mike...

umm

NC NEEDS MOAR FALKUN

 

[DtJ SmithZzz]

I'm a pretty cool guy, right?
Right...?

 

[Ocean]

smith, josh, mike, moo (switch dammit), lozr.

anyone else?

 

[Krackshot Kroc]

Whoever said Baby Luigi has a +5 in Speed is very wrong

 

[Diatenshi]

I'm a pretty cool guy, right?
Right...?

ohhh how could i

***
*** ***

 

[Ocean]

KSK, money match?

 

[Dr Peepee]

I play loads of Falcon. Your list insults me Ocean. =(

 

[Ocean]

not in tournament though.

Diatenshi1989 10:10 pm
(10:10:16 PM): sooo what u gonna do as puffles?
privysaur 10:10 pm
(10:10:23 PM): ****

 

[Dr Peepee]

I went all-Falcon at a Duke once!!!!

Wtf.

Also wtf Diatenshi never aims me.

 

[Ocean]

because you're never shown as online.

and fine, add yourself to the list.