LOL Sethlon, I reminded Po several times after I left to get my melee disc from you but he still forgot.
Sorry, I'm old, and my brain doesn't work so well anymore...
You'll get yer Melee, son, I promise.
PO'S ULTRA-SEXY SHOUT-OUTS!
First off, mad props to Yawara, Daniel, Allan, and Cameron for the amazing organization and smoothest flowing Brawl tourney I've ever played in. None of this would have been possible without you gents going out of your way to make sure this thing was a success. Thank you.
Dojo - You ****er! You won AGAIN... One day, we will play, and I will show you the true power of Oklahoma.
Razer - Why you so good with Snake, son? Is it the sheep dance?
Lee - You smexy beast, was there any character you DIDN'T play at this tournament? Always a pleasure, my friend.
Jerm - WTF?! Toon Link isn't supposed to be THIS good! Good games, bro. You'll get that tourney win soon, I bet.
UTD Zac - You cheat so hard at this game, it's not even funny. It's even funnier when you cheat at Melee. Watch out for those Toad kills!
Bassem - Last OHSNAP, no one even knew who you were, save for me and the wi-fi kids. Now look at you! Next time, you'll win for sure. You definitely gave us the moment of the tournament with that epic Fart-kill. Pokemon next time I see you!
KOS-MOS - As much as Zac cheats, you cheat just as hard.
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Oh well, too bad you forfeited and went home... Wait, what?
HyRo - Man, we didn't even play this time! Now, I'm glad we didn't. I don't wanna get wrecked by you! Too amazing, keep it up!
Gnes - Gnes and Po, seperated at birth?! LOL. Anyway, the one time we played, I had no idea what to do with your Diddy. Way too good, son.
Affinity - Stephen, how come we never play? I gotta show you the power of the C-Tier! Good job, and hopefully see you and the rest of Wichita soon.
Dphat - DPHAAAATTT!! We love you, DPhat! I know you didn't play as well as you'd hoped, but still amazing job! I almost took one from you in pools, don't let that **** happen again
Foursaken - Still a FOURce to be reckoned with. Sorry for the pun, I couldn't help it. Thanks again for showing me how much I gotta improve.
Santi - Everytime I wanted to play you in Melee, you were busy...
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Wait, Santi wasn't even at OHSNAP, was he?
Fogo - You're still as magical as ever, Fogo. Everytime I see you play, I get this urge to get better so I can face on an even playing field. Stay, chill, bro.
Chuck Nasty - Spear Pillar FTW! I love your resolve after StealthRaptor owned your Charizard... You buckled down and returned fire like a champ! Get your Pokemon ready!
Chic - Way to rep the Green Man in this tourney, man! I love seeing a fellow Luigi main do it up big! Good job.
Esca - All the trash-talking aside, you're a very cool and smart kid. I concede that on this day, you were the better man, but don't get complacent... You have to keep working harder in order to reach the top. I know you can do it. Don't disappoint me.
Trela - Why are you so amazing? Man, just stop getting so nervous against top players and you will be a force. You've got fans here in Oklahoma for sure. Come to the next OHSNAP, so I can play you!
Ice - Ice is amazing. That is all.
Zeton - You and Shade need to play each other. Oh the Fox tricks you guys could come up with... Keep on rockin' playa.
Le Thien - Spear Pillar FTL! Man, you know we can't let it end like that... You and me, Hanson, one more battle, someday soon... You get a longer shout-out because you deserve it for all you have done for Oklahoma. Without you, NONE of this would have even been possible. We have only come as far as we have because of your passion and competitiveness. Your good will and effort has culminated in a Renaissance Period for Smash in Oklahoma, and for that, you have my eternal gratitude. It's because of people like you that I have stuck around for as long as I have, despite my scrubbiness-- Thank you, from the bottom of my heart
Clel - "His Metaknight is like a brick, son! It never leaves the ground!" Good ****, Clel, good ****.
Fino - Olimar, dude, seriously? J/k, man, you're good. **** good.
Legan - You sandbagged me sooo hard at Hazy's...
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Best Link I've ever faced, period. Snazzy dresser too. We need to form a Black People Crew next time, and let Hanson be an honorary Black Dude.
Koala - Hanson never told me his brother was such an amazing player. Good ****, man. Loved watching you play BlazBlue as well. I wish we had played...
Lil Wil - WILL! Stop knocking me out of tourneys! Sheesh.
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For realz, though, I'm glad you showed. I hope you take everything you learned and apply it well. The Future looks very bright with you in it.
FK - Paul, Blissey is ghey, but Porygon2 is amazing. We need to have a tie-breaker game in Pokemon, son.
Asc - Po <3's Missouri. Does Missouri <3 Po? Good games at Hazy's.
Sethlon - Chris will never let me live it down that I forgot to get his Melee disc from you. If I make it to HOBO, and you come, please don't let me forget it. Good **** in crews and you wrecked me in BlazBlue, but I'll get you soon!
The Real Inferno - Cameron, thanks for being the only person to get where Rock & Sock Connection came from.
Royal Nynja - Nate, I promise to stop getting spiked by you, someday soon... How DARE you lose to a Luigi after all that practice I gave you?! You're as bad as Hanson...
Xyro - Allan, props again for all your help with this tourney. The Smash Community will be sad to see you go, so I'm going to try to make a trip out to see you before you leave us permanently. Samus and Link broken? I think so.
Nicole - NICOLE LOVES ****
FIGHTING ! It says so right on her hat! Always a pleasure, ma'am... You make sure y'all come back to see me!
Cyphus - Amazing as always. Who else could wreck the 2nd best Snake with DK? One day, we will play for realz.
Zinth - Bryan, I apologize for being the weak link and costing us teams... You too good, son. I'll step my game up accordingly, I promise.
Holms - Pro *** Mario, right there. Keep repping that ****, man.
StealthRaptor - Pikachu > KOS-MOS? Looks like you proved it. Awesome stuff, dude.
PhantomX - Juan, we didn't play, but I don't think either of us were really on our A-Game on Day 2. We will play, and it will be epic.
Bad News Bear - Black people Crew, Beah! We need to make it happen! Always nice to have you at a tournament. So chill, so chill...
Type Ex - Tom! Good ****, man. You took people by surprise again. See you soon, and thanks for letting me crash at your place! Pokemon soon!
MetalMusicMan - I don't know who has the better name, you or Mr. Doom
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Great to see you again, dude.
Sars Pirate - Good **** on putting this together, my man. I appreciate all the hype and energy you bring. I love you mayne! Thanks for the pep-talks also. You're one of the best, my friend.
Steeler - This man is a Pokemon Master. He's Ash, Gary, and Professor Oak all rolled into one! He's Steeler, and he is Po Approved (tm).
Mr. Doom - Imagine if you will, a tall, imposing black male, draped in dark vestments hovering over you... You struggle to utter "Who are you..?" He responds, "I AM MR. DOOOOOMMM..." You then proceed to **** your pants...
Shade - Why did you guys not come back for Day2? It just ain't a party without you, Kuni! Good **** schooling everybody on Day1, however.
Kpeezy - Kpeeeeezzzzzyyy!!! Good job, bro! You and GMo are two of the most amazing people in Oklahoma, no lie. Tell Grant not to take it too hard. It took me nearly two years before I could get out of pools, so I know how it feels. He's way better than I am, so I KNOW that this was merely a fluke. He'll be beasting people real soon.
Saijee - Stop Spamming Koopa Klaw! Seriously though, it was good to see you and Ken again. Good luck with your game!
Afrotastic - Afro!! Don't take it too hard, this was a ridiculously hard tournament. You played well, and I expect to see you placing higher next OHSNAP for sho.
VST - I've said it before, and I'll say it again, Po <3 Missouri. You make sure all you guys come back next time.
FattyFatFatso - I'm sorry you didn't do so well in bracket, but hey, that's what next time is for. Good **** on getting this and the Norman monthlies off the ground. I'll see you soon, bro. Joann too good with Jiggz!
**** - Monica and Katie for Best New Team Name! Thanks for the brownies, they were off the hook! No controller johns from me this time. Great to see you again, home-girl.
Kates - See previous entry. Your Zero Suit is cool. I wish I had hung around to play you in BlazBlue, you seem pretty good with Rachel.
Kit - Great to see you guys again. I want one of those Black Lantern Rings!
Jordan - Why did you guys retire so early? We didn't even get to play!
Infinity - I forgot to say it when I saw you, but Congratulations on the marriage! I think it's amazing that you found someone you can not only share Smash with, but Life with as well. Good luck to both you and Jinx!
Hazygoose - Last, but most certainly not least. Alex, you're mah boi and you know it. The best Brawl player that doesn't play
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Good **** in pools and especially in Melee. Make that Melee tournament happen, bro!
Honorable mention:
Young Deezy - Son, I know you kinda got screwed this tournament, but I want you to remember that everyone has at least ONE bad tourney... Just be glad you got yours out of the way so early.
I apologize for letting us down in Low Tier Teams, but I can assure you that no matter how bad you(or I) played that day, as long as you can take something away from the loss, it WILL make you a better player in the future.
That is exactly what you (and Will) are, the Future of OK Smash, so don't be having doubts about your skills, because I promise you that if you had played in brackets, you would have *****. Stay big, Dillon, MARIO BIG!