Given his history on spoilers, Sakurai must be throwing quit a hissy fit right now.
" Those Powerpuff Girls ruined my dinner! "
Sitting upon the Throne of Icarus, Sakurai sipped his Dark Pit brand wine. He would occasionally adjust his plastic crown, adorned with at least twenty rare amiibos.
"Find me the men who did this," Sakurai said, lips curling in disgust. Sakurai pulled his waifu Palutena closer. "I want them cloned. I want them forced to watch the E3 2008 presentation. I want vengeance!"
Reggie, bowing to Sakurai, shook his head.
"I sent Reggiebot, but nothing came of it. The leakers are many, we are but few."
Sakurai dropped his goblet to the floor and stood. His flowing white and black cape dropped to the ground with a soft sound.
"When the leaker stole from my house, you obliged in taking him down with the help of Trinen and Iwata. The ESRB leaker is still being forced to play shovelware wii games. That is what happens to my enemies! YET YOU TELL ME YOU CAN'T CATCH THIS LEAKER?!"
"He works with a sect of Dataminers where our powers can't reach. They can hack the internet to escape my fury. Even Trinen's dream powers from Tomodachi don't work. This is a whole new kind of leaker."
Sakurai removed his cap and threw his crown of amiibos to the ground. The plastic shattered, and many in attendance cringed at the thought of a lost Ness or Robin amiibo. He tore his shirt open, revealing a buff body. He flexed his arms and roared.
"I WILL FIND THEM!"
A Game of Clones, coming 20XX.