-So Mythra was
taken and I want her back
-The Battle Theme at Morytha is lit
-Thank **** climbing ladders terminates all aggro, ****in Lexos
-Prepare yourself Malototote, because Im going to fight you, then, Im going to kill you, until you're dead... TODAY!
-Malos is a Monado Boy
-Zeke vs Malos was hype despite Zeke almost got Hakai'd
-Driver Nia works better for this imo.
-Malos got a Power-Weighed form... wait
-Holy **** Nia, you basically inflicted him cancer.
-With Thicc Malos out of the way I can continu-
how do I open the Jubilee Door?
*cue sad montage of getting bodied by UMs because I couldn't find The Way of the Practitioner*
-Sup Gladiator Orion (Lv. 100)... uh... you can keep that chest.
-Okay Jin, gimme my Mythra ba-
*I lose 4 times*
-Some Pouch Items and Kasandra made Mòrag a formidable tank, using Vess also worked nicely.
-Man, Pyra and Mythra's wish to be ended by The Architect made me sad, c'mon Rex time to grow a pair.
*Rex grows a pair and does the speech I've waiting for*
-Time to hold back some tears.
IT'S TIME
-Gundam Salvager
-Breh, why they replaced Mòrag with Tora on my team?
-Mythra Verde indeed hits like a truck, a trailer and a tank.
-Imma Strowman these two.
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*Jin ****in dies before I pull the Supernova*
-B A T T L E O F M E C H A S
-Aaaaand down we go.
-We Xenoblade X now.