Coricus
Woom-em-my?
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*watches to see what's wrong*I just learned this exists and am very disappointed:
Oh, so it looks like it's supposed to be a parody but the parody part never comes.
Aside from being low budget looking, it seems like half the things that should be twists are just spelled out in the trailer. For a couple of the more notable moments:
"I'm putting my foot down!"
*stone panel instantly rockets down*
Well. . .I would have found more fun ways to defy physics, but that works.
"Relax, he's just introducing himself."
"How do you know? You can't speak monkey!"
"Actually I can."
So. . .no foreshadowing on that, then, or does the actual movie handle it better and the trailer simply makes it look like you pulled it from a location with insufficient sunlight?
And of course, finding a legend in a theme park of all places. Just because it's lampshaded doesn't mean I have doubts as to whether the movie would provide any legitimate or even remotely satisfactory explanation as to why that's the case.
The pop song kicking in at the end kind of hilariously clashes with how low budget this looks to me since my mind wandered to how they even afforded the rights to use it for the trailer.
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