1999: wurs Banjo
2002: oh no not Banjo
2003-2015: wurs Isaac
November 12, 2015: CLOUD STRIFE
2015-2018: wurs Isaac
2019: oh look its Banjo
2020: guh-huh
2021: wurs Isaac
It's like poetry
Okay, I wanna take y'all for a Smashin' wild ride:
2000: wurs Harry Potter (ooof)
2002: yay! beating lvl 8 computers!
2004:
Proceeds to Self-Destruct the slowest possible way by bumping into a flipper as Luigi... gliding backwards to the blast zone while taunting to my doom in Mushroom Kingdom. Also manages to get a convincing 5 game W streak as Falco amongst my casual friend group. The model of consistency.
2006:
Audi famam illius! Can'twaitforBraw- SNAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
2007: Sonic'sinthegame? Awesome!
2008: this game is slow! but still fun. also Subspace is quite amazing!
2010: KnowMyPower! MetaKnightBorken pls ban!
2013: hey Mega Man's in? cool beans.
2014: Hoo Hah all the way.
2015: CLOUD'S IN? (and hey, Bayonetta. heard of her, she's a cool choice)
2017:
Watches people get constantly carried to the blast zone by Sm4sh Bayonetta again, to my despair.
2018: DAY 1 BUY! Also, RIDLEY!
2019: Joker? Now that's an amazing choice Sakura-
Gets wrecked by Online Jokers. FFFFFFffff.... just gotta play around them.
Current me:
Looks around, content that I'll have fun regardless of which characters get in. Although I have my hopes for certain characters. Finally feels inner peace.
Nah, in Minecraft teabagging is a universal sign of peace/playfulness.
On one hand, I'm hoping that you're right...
But on the other, I just know that online Steves will disrespect teabag a lot the first two weeks.