Me IRL right now:
SMASH BROS YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS I LOVE GOSSIPING ABOUT SMASH BROOOOOSSS!!!! HE'S IN!!! SHE'S IN!!!! XE'S IN!!!! GENOFANS BTFO'D!!! I NEED MY SMASH BROS GOSSIP. I NEED IT. ALL DAY EVERY DAY 24/7 EVERY MINUTE OF EVERY HOUR OR I WILL EXPLODE. IT IS VITAL TO MY BEING. I EAT, DRINK, SLEEP, BREATHE, PEE, AND CRAP SMASH BROS. NO STAGES, NO ITEMS, NO GAMEPLAY. JUST THE ROSTER. ALL I NEED IS THE ROSTER. I DON'T EVEN OWN THE GAME, I'D RATHER PAY SAKURAI $1000 TO GIVE ME A PICTURE OF THE ENTIRE ROSTER TO HANG ON MY WALL. SMASH BROS YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! WHAT'S THE SCOOP? GIVE ME THE SCOOP. GIVE IT TO ME PAPAGENO. GIVE IT TO ME BLOCKEDCONTENT. SABI, VERGEBIN, TWITTER DUDE 248. GIVE ME THE LEAKS. GIVE ME MY FUEL. THEY'RE IN YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS THEY'RE IN THEY'RE IN THEY'REINTHEY'REINTHEY'REIN YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!!! THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY SHORT MEANINGLESS LIFE. THEY'RE IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN!!!!!