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New Pork City is full of crap.

Homelessvagrant

Homelessvagrant

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well there just doesn't seem to be an insentive to explore the stage. It's just platforms randomly aligned. Temple however had different sections for different types of matches. Fightclub, the open dome to the right and the two stories to the left. new pork city should have more well thought out. I like how they put the riding boat and car that drifts atround but they should have had more atractions to make the stage evenly alluring.
 
ndayday

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I think the stage is fine...if you're 6 years old...
 
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Wafflekin

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1. They should've put 'Humoresque of a Little Dog' on Onett.
2. Looks like a crappy stage builder stage. But with a different background and textures.
 
The Milk Monster

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The stage has too much crap in the background to really see what is going on.
The Chimera isn't too hard to avoid, unless it pops up RIGHT on top of you randomly, then it sucks.
Regardless, I hate the stage.
It is good to practice gliding on though I suppose.
 
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chingy

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new pork city= new bull**** city this stage sucks so much! they could have put a more interesting stage instead of the huge dumb stage
 
MooMaster The SexyBeast 666

MooMaster The SexyBeast 666

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I really do not like this stage. I remember I Seen this stage on the main smash bros site before the game even came out and I though this stage would be cool, but I was wrong. It's a pain in the arse to play a 1 on 1 match on this stage. I can play on the stage, but I still don't really like it.
 
The Halloween Captain

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I personally love this stage. However, its more of a FFA stage, as it lets you dodge even Fox's Final Smash and has enough room to keep people from interfering with eachothers fights. In other words, you can have a FFA that breaks down into two 1v1's because of the stage's size.
 
JuniorToons

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Well, New Pork City isn't that bad. It is a big stage and it is fun to play on if you are playing for fun. Plus the chimera is pretty easy to avoid if your opponent doesn't send you flying towards it.
 
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ginobeeto

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I don't care about the chimera, but the stage is so big that you can't see. It's like a temple wannabee. I hate when stages are so big that the characters are tiny. Worst stage ever.
 
ZOMJake

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I think it's too big and it's not even that fun. The Chimera is easy to dodge but it's still annoying.
 
Nona

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I pick this stage on wi-fi so I can use Sonic, run away, &spam "UR 2 SLOE !!11!!one!!eleven!!"
<- doesn't take wi-fi matches seriously

at least the stage is big enough to where you can run/jump from most final smashes.

Other than that, I hate it.

Fourside > New Pork
 
GreenKirby

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New Pork City is full of crap?

That's funny, last time I recalled there was deification on, in, near, or around that stage.
 
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PEACHYprincess

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I don't like how there are so many pass through platforms.
There's like 10 all stacked on top of each other on the right side of the stage :S
 
-Phoenix-

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Yeah I don't like this stage at all, it's not even good for 4 player. The only time I had fun with this stage was when I play with a friend and smoke balls, it was quite fun for a while.
 
Rex+

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I remember when tons of people used to comment that NPC would be the new Temple.
That's like saying some other stage would replace Corneria. :/
Both are irreplaceable classics.
 
BrawlBro

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Ryazan said:
Hahahaha GreenKirby your joke was totally ruined cuz you forgot a word
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green kirby. EPIC FAIL JOKE HAH.

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but seriously new pork city.. ugh you guys dont even know

my brother picks this map all the time when we play, he picks like toon link or some other projectile character and just runs away the entire match. I try to tell him the maps **** and when we play it I dont even consider it fighting but... apparently good players can play "any map".
 
AnAardvark

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New Pork City is really big, but coming from someone who usually plays on Temple (ME! :)), I have to say it's not that bad. Just it's sort of difficult to knock someone into the sky. Also, it's hard to KO someone when they're in the middle of the two little towers on the left of the stage.

The Chimera isn't THAT hard to dodge. The only time(s) I get hit with it are when it spawns on me. :mad: I hate that. I'm fighting my opponent close up, and Chimera spawns on me, kills me, but spares my opponeny. :mad:

Besides those minor flaws, it's a good stage. Definitely NOT a neutral stage, but good for fun things. It's like the NEW Temple. :) The New Pork Jump! :laugh:
 
RikotheFoxKid

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New Pork Jump

AnAardvark said:
New Pork City is really big, but coming from someone who usually plays on Temple (ME! :)), I have to say it's not that bad. Just it's sort of difficult to knock someone into the sky. Also, it's hard to KO someone when they're in the middle of the two little towers on the left of the stage.

The Chimera isn't THAT hard to dodge. The only time(s) I get hit with it are when it spawns on me. :mad: I hate that. I'm fighting my opponent close up, and Chimera spawns on me, kills me, but spares my opponeny. :mad:

Besides those minor flaws, it's a good stage. Definitely NOT a neutral stage, but good for fun things. It's like the NEW Temple. :) The New Pork Jump! :laugh:
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I tried making the New Pork Jump. It didn't work because it's way too easy from where I did it. You can do the reverse with someone with a bad recovery. :p
 
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Ryazan

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what exactly is the New Pork Jump? I mean I know what it is, but where would you start and where would you try to go?
 
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