[Nesu] It's so deserted here I could find Criminal Caterpillars. (Post here if you're cool)

[PKNintendo]

MP1 is pretty darn fun. Best minigame is the bulb minigame vs the Boo's.

 

[*Tyson*]

MP1 is pretty darn fun. Best minigame is the bulb minigame vs the Boo's.

OMG!

I remember me and my friend got blisters on our hands from trying to do that on the Hard difficulty on single player mode. It got to the point to where we could not play any games for like a week it was so bad. It hurt sooooooooooooo much!!!!

 

[Jiffyboob]

Bah, *this* poll is too good as Tessie and King are my 2 favorite unplayable characters. It's the same pool with just the names replaced though

 

[Yink]

The best minigame for me is Crazy Cutters. That **** is fun!

The Limbo game made me angry. >_<

HUGE EDIT:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHAKY!

 

[Levitas]

:O a lot of ness/lucas birthdays this time of year.

Happy birthday, shaky

 

[Dajayman]

Yoshi is the best in MPs because the way his body is shaped (same for Birdo in later games). It increases his chances of winning minigames by up to 10%.
For once in his life, Yoshi is broken.

Happy birthday Shaky! XD
My birthday's in a month, April 8th. Write it down and remember it.

 

[MrsSaturnandWatch]

http://iii.her.jp/moonsider_eng/?a=Moonsider&oo=+NessGeneralDiscussion&btn.x=23&btn.y=24

Something from Urfbound I thought was funny

and
Happy birfday Shaky : )

 

[Delta-cod]

The best minigame for me is Crazy Cutters. That **** is fun!

The Limbo game made me angry. >_<

Wronnnnng.

Best MP1 Minigame is Mushroom Mix-Up. Following just behind it is Grab Bag.

You guys are a bunch of whimps, saying the rotation games hurt your hands. Real men handle the pain. I've been playing MP1 everyday last weekend, for hours on end. When the center of our palms were injured beyond use, we moved to the area below our thumbs. When that was gone, we went in the area below the crease between our middle and ring fingers. Then we used the middle/pointer finger. Then ring/pinky. I win Tug of War by myself through the pain. Same with Paddle Battle. Same with the Boo Cycle game.

Ya bunch of scrubs. I declare myself MP1 king.

 

[Sync_]

I never had MP1 ._.

 

[Trips707]

I nearly have all the MPs.....except MP3 >.>
I mained Yoshi in all of them.

 

[*Tyson*]

Wronnnnng.

Best MP1 Minigame is Mushroom Mix-Up. Following just behind it is Grab Bag.

You guys are a bunch of whimps, saying the rotation games hurt your hands. Real men handle the pain. I've been playing MP1 everyday last weekend, for hours on end. When the center of our palms were injured beyond use, we moved to the area below our thumbs. When that was gone, we went in the area below the crease between our middle and ring fingers. Then we used the middle/pointer finger. Then ring/pinky. I win Tug of War by myself through the pain. Same with Paddle Battle. Same with the Boo Cycle game.

Ya bunch of scrubs. I declare myself MP1 king.

Vids or it didn't happen

 

[Delta-cod]

Erm, I don't know how you expect me to relive that.

 

[Dajayman]

Good news everyone!
I am now able to use teh interwebs browsers on my s***ty PC. So I will be a ton more active now. I can't, however, watch vids or even see pics. Even basic things like avatars or the Ness icon next to me I can not see. Better than nothing though.

Mr. Fish won't be able to do "certain things" when he's alone late at night now because his hand is dead.
Hint: Levi will probably infract me for this since it's inappropriate. And when I do this "certain thing", it involves Bridget.

 

[Sync_]

I seriously could've lived without hearing that.

 

[Dajayman]

Nobody can live without me, you shouldn't lie. XD

 

[Sync_]

Lying is so fun though. I love being caught!

 

[Delta-cod]

Dajayman, what is that I don't even.

Massive Edit:

Also, I just lost to the Pork Tank of Mother 3 on Hard Mode again. I'm really trying to do this without grinding, and this is the closest I've ever gotten. Both Salsa and Kumatora were crying. Ran out of healing items and PP. Salsa managed to mimic a couple more canonballs before death. Kumatora lasted long enough to get the Tank to break down, 36 HP left.

I was so happy, the hard part was over. Well, if I hadn't been CRYING. I try to get some combos off, but fail due to missing near everytime. Then, a canonball is thrown. 15HP left. I'm starting to pray Wess will help me, but he's being a wimp and worrying about Kumatora's safety. The AI is taunting me. I constantly miss, Wess constantly does nothing, the Pork Tank does nothing.

Then, judgement day. Another canonball is thrown.

*sigh*

 

[Sync_]

I'm gagging.


*gag*

 

[Underload]

If the Snakes are nocturnal, then what are the Nesseseses?

 

[DMG]

Oh so he can't kill the dinosaurs?

 

[Yink]

If the Snakes are nocturnal, then what are the Nesseseses?

Multidimensional.

 

[Levitas]

>:U salsa needs to step things up...

freaking monkey

 

[Delta-cod]

Salsa is sooooooooo weak. Ridiculous/10. Needs moar HP/Defense kthx.

 

[Dajayman]

There's a monkey named Salsa? Sounds delicious.

Also my bro was awesome enough to give me No More Heroes and it's amazing. Kick a** protagonist, beam katanas, kicka** bike, a hot French chick, what more can you ask for in a game?!

Here's a fun fact about me: I think French accents are extremely sexy. So this French chick in NMH is a huge babe to me.

 

[Sync_]

Salsa can dance (:

 

[Yink]

There's a monkey named Salsa? Sounds delicious.

Also my bro was awesome enough to give me No More Heroes and it's amazing. Kick a** protagonist, beam katanas, kicka** bike, a hot French chick, what more can you ask for in a game?!

Here's a fun fact about me: I think French accents are extremely sexy. So this French chick in NMH is a huge babe to me.

I just laughed so much Dajay. The bolded statement...hahaha.

ALSO completely random:

First time I played No More Heroes, I was like "OMFG A lightsaber cool!" . This little kid next to me was all, "It's not a lightsaber it's a BEAM KATANA". My brain thought: "Who gives a ****?"

 

[Delta-cod]

There's a monkey named Salsa? Sounds delicious.

Also my bro was awesome enough to give me No More Heroes and it's amazing. Kick a** protagonist, beam katanas, kicka** bike, a hot French chick, what more can you ask for in a game?!

Here's a fun fact about me: I think French accents are extremely sexy. So this French chick in NMH is a huge babe to me.

I hate French accents with a passion. The whole language is disgusting to me.

Salsa can dance (:

Here's how my Salsa dances usually go:

Salsa did a little dance!
Salsa's Speed went up by 42!
Salsa did a little dance!
It didn't work on Salsa!
Salsa did a little dance!
It didn't work on Salsa!
Salsa did a little dance!
It didn't work on Salsa!
Salsa did a little dance!
It didn't work on Salsa!
Salsa did a little dance!
It didn'- Screw it, Monkey Mimic nao.

 

[Levitas]

thanks again yink!

 

[Yink]

Rofl, we change our avas too much. C:

 

[Levitas]

The avatars you make are too cute :D

 

[Dajayman]

I can't see your avatars. ;_;

French accents are sooooo sexy! They're so exotic and beautiful. I love the French language and I love a French chick with a nice thick accent. I'll probably move to Paris someday, or French Canada so I may fall in love with an amazing girl with a lovely voice.

 

[Arcade]

Also my bro was awesome enough to give me No More Heroes and it's amazing. Kick a** protagonist, beam katanas, kicka** bike, a hot French chick, what more can you ask for in a game?!

How about not wasting my time collecting coconuts and trash for half the game, and then having to drive across town and accept the job again when I fail?

Oh and how about graphics that don't look comparable to a PS1 game like Mega Man Legends 2, and replacing the totally out-of-place "retro" theme/interface they threw together last-minute to avoid having to come up with something original with something that makes sense in the game's context? Also it would help me enjoy the game a lot more if the framerate didn't drop to single digits every time I killed an enemy.



inb4umad

 

[A2ZOMG]

Since I have nothing better to do in Brawl since I'm rarely ever able to get reliable transportation for tournaments...

*adds Ness to personal list of characters to pick up and learn to play legitimately*

And keep in mind, I record footage, so yeah. In the future you can expect a lot of variety on my channel.

Anyhow it's something I've been thinking about after playing ViceGrip. One of the things he pointed out to me is that Ness and Mario seem to play similarly, noteably in that they have similar combos and a spacing game that looks kinda similar. Anyhow I also came to the conclusion that this character isn't complete fail since quite surprisingly he doesn't get outright ***** by too many characters, but regardless, my top priority is being an extremely versatile and knowledgeable player. Oh yeah, and on a side note....I never get tired of hitting people with new gimmicks. I have VERY good mindgames so there's a good chance I'll find a way to be entertaining lol.

So tl;dr, please help me become the next Awesome Ness. I guarantee I will make your time worth it.

 

[Arcade]

Yeah, Ness and Mario aren't that different really. I enjoy playing Mario too and think he's a solid character who's a bit too low on the tier list still.

Anyway, I'm certainly not good enough a player to teach you anything, but good luck in your endeavors. I'm sure a good Ness around here can give you some pointers.

Try out the new Ness Critique thread if you haven't already.

 

[Arcade]

LOLOLOLO DOUBLE POST I'M SUCH A REBEL

Ness is getting beaten by Big Daddy in the GFAQs character battle thingy. How does this make you feel?

 

[BluePSI]

oh, I hate french, too darn hard
curse you homework also

 

[Sync_]

Once I saw that Levi changed his avatar, I looked for a post by Yink.
Sure enough, she changed it too.

 

[BluePSI]

hehe there just bein' friends

 

[Dajayman]

Arcade's a NMH hater.

Play me online sometime Arcade so I can defend NMH's honor.

 

[Eagleye893]

@A2ZOMG: learn how to wavebounce PSI Magnet..... it helps...