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Need help, me and friend traumatized by 2vc2 encounter with jigglypuffs

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Hippieslayer

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Link to original post: [drupal=4334]Need help, me and friend traumatized by 2vc2 encounter with jigglypuffs[/drupal]



Ok guys, I don't know to put this in words, it happened three weeks ago but I still think about it all the time, it never leave my mind. Plz bear with me through this story. My friend has been in a cataconic state ever since and his parents are blaming me thinking we got into some drugs or ****. We would never do any such stupid things, we just wanted to brawl. It happend three weeks ago when we were going to do some 2v2 MM vs two guys who were twins, we hadnt met them before but they say they were pretty good so me and my pal were really looking forward to some great matches....

This is what happen: We take the buss into central stockholm and look on a map and finally fidn their apartment. We ring the doorbell and two guys who look identical open the door, they are both wearing batman tshirts with the batcar and batman on them and they have the same john lennonish glasses on. I say: '''wow u guys really do look the same'' They don't smile or say hello or anything. The silence is awkward, and i look around a bit and see the apartment is pretty small and the walls are all white and covered with classical paintings and i think they had some music on (i think it was beethowen or something, sound pretty cool at the time). After like five seconds it feel like forever, they say to us ''Come on in and sit down and lets brawl'' So we go in and sit in their couch next to them, they smell a bit funny, like they have womens perfume on and have just been smoking. Anyway we select characters, and this is were it starts going wrong. My buddy and I have been working on our Lucario+Marth team a lot so we think we got a pretty good chance at beating theese weirdoes so we select our chars, then the two twins both pick Jigglypuff. I look at my friend with an eyebrow raised and he looks just as confusd, first match is on SV.

In the beginning they both jump around a bit in the air, i start charginy my energy ball and then all hell breaks loose: Suddenly they both attack my friend, it happened so fast I had no time to react, two jigglypuff are on him with their bairs and **** just comboing the **** out of him i swear in three seconds he was at 130%, i try to stop this and my friend is just mashing airdodge and counter and upb and **** to try and stop them but their is no chance, my friend is koed by a fair before i even reach them. Once my friend is gone they turn on me mercilessly like mad starving rabies dogs they tear at my lucario and before I even know wtf happened I am ko'ed off the top of the stage by an upair.

My pulse by this moment has skyrocketed and im feeling seriously scared, this was just wrong, this isnt happening, I am not here, this must be a dream.

In any case my friend still has invisibility frames left when i come back from the death, both puffs are at 0% but we figure maybe they just got crazy lucky and we can take this back. I was so wrong... Thinking back we shouldve just taken our controllers left the money and run, hell I'd pay a hundred times the bet just to not have that terrifying experience happen to me.

What happens is we are immideiately again hit by aerials, they soon start to juggle both me and my friend between each other simultaneously hitting us back and forth between them, sometimes letting us collide into each other before we fall into their relentless aerial assault again. While they do this they gradually ascend and move higher up until they finally finish us both at the same with an upair each.

By this time I am shaking and seriously upset, so upset that I cant recall what happened through the rest of the set, but needless to say we lost, gave them the money then stumbled out of there, wondering what the **** just happened both of us shaking like crazy with terror. We don't say anything on our way home, just bye after we leave the buss then go home to each other. When I'm home I feel completely exhausted so I go to sleep early. That's when the nightmares come, in my dreams I am surrounded by theese two jigglypuffs like a lone atom core surrounded by two menacing electrons moving at the speed of lights. I remember the apartment and dream I am sitting in it again, alone in the couch with the two identical twins, the ****ing bethoowen music is playing on maximum volume when the whole place starts shrinking. The walls close in on me and the two twins giggle frantically next to me, eventually their bodies and faces are pressed against mine as the room completely closes in over us. I hear them whispering in my ears, i can feel the warmth of their saliva against my earlobes. They whisper ''We have taken your friend, he is with us now'' and then they start biting me like they want to eat me. ''Stop!!!'' I try to scream but theres no space for me to move and no air for me to breather so no sound comes out. Then I wake up, i dont even try to sleep anymore that night.

The next day I hear nothing from my friend, but the day after that his parents call and they are very upset: ''Vincent is apathic, he is in a cataconic state and will not leave his bed''

Apparently my friend Vincent hasnt move during the entire day before. I try to put into words to them the terrifying experience we had but they get mad at me and start yelling about drugs and trauma, after a while I can't take it so I hang up. The next day the police come and bring me in for questioning, they tell me my friend has been moved to a hospital ward and that I'd better tell them what happened and what we took. They will find out anyway from urine samples they say. Once again I try to explain what the hell happened, once again no one believes me. Finally the police say ''Ok take us to the apartment where the twins lived then so that we can ask them''.

I hesitate, not even in the company of two policemen do I ever want to go ****ing near that place again. However i realise my options are limited so I agree to take them there. And this part is really ****ing sick. When we arrive at the street, the apartment isn't there anymore, gone, vanished. The police must've thought I was insane.

I had to spend the night in custody, but the next day I was released, they havent charged me with anything since but my friend is still apathic. Ive been going to school, but its like I cant concentrate on anything, my mind is allmost completely blank, and I keep having nightmares.

I am sorry if this was too long but I just had to get it off my chest, maybe some of you have had a similar experience? I cant imagine that possible, but perhaps you can help me understand just a little bit, what happened in that apartment?
 

Hippieslayer

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for ****s sake chp if you had been through what I have been through you would not post that pic, seriously... ****. Can some mod remove it please?
 

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that inquiry was serious...i don't know if this is one long story of bull**** or if you and your friend were actually "traumatized" by this. and if that's really the case you take this game way too seriously lol
 

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Maybe I do, maybe we both did, in any case I havent touched a controller since, I dont think I will be able to in a long time. But in any case it wasn't just the fact that we lose, it was the place, and those two twins. There was a big wrongness about all of it.
 

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Woooooooooooooooow. I don't get this.

If you're serious: This is pretty crazy. I mean, I can remember being pummeled to the point where I questioned reality, but not to the point where I became traumatized. Hm. Have to question how the apartment just, disappeared. If you had a replay or something, this would be more believable. I'd like to believe you, but due to very little to no presentable evidence (to my attention), I'm left to be skeptical, unfortunately.

If you're joking. 'Nuff said.

Got me to read the whole thing, at least, lol. Very nice read, nonetheless.
 

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Lol I don't understand how being beaten at a video game can be traumatizing.
Question: how did you first come in contact with them or learn of them and their location? Some guy tell you about em or did you/they contact them/you through another website?

:phone:
 

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If this is true, then..wowzer! I would've just kept playing with those guys. Sounds like fun times.
 

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At 1st I was like Oh these poor guys got hammered by some Puffs.

Then **** started to hit the fan when you said your friend was hospitalized.

But THEN the apartment disappears?

I am at a loss for words.

Nice read none the less.
 

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Man, I don't even find this funny.

Whatever, carry on.
 

Sephy95

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I find this hard to believe mainly cuz it sounds like something out of a book. Fiction of course. Either way, if this really happened, both of you should've used MK to be on the safe side.
Nvm, this sounds like something outta twilight zone.
:jigglypuff: :jigglypuff: :jigglypuff: :jigglypuff: :jigglypuff: :jigglypuff: :jigglypuff: :jigglypuff: :jigglypuff: :jigglypuff: :jigglypuff: :jigglypuff: :jigglypuff: :jigglypuff: :jigglypuff:
 

Gatlin

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Jiggs is obviously top tier.
Also the wall-VM's made me laugh haha. I like this.

:jigglypuff: always watching
 

SuperMetroid44

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No offense, but this sounds fake, fake, fake. I'm not trying to offend you, but idk how someone can take a video game so seriously... maybe the situtation was weird with the twins, but even then, I don't see how that can make someone have nightmares and all this. I've verse many agressive, better players then myself, and I don't have nightmares or whatever when I lose.

Also, I love Jigglypuff <3
 

link2702

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welll if it was a match against mango's jiggs in melee i could understand how it could give someone nightmares...
 

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No offense, but this sounds fake, fake, fake. I'm not trying to offend you, but idk how someone can take a video game so seriously... maybe the situtation was weird with the twins, but even then, I don't see how that can make someone have nightmares and all this. I've verse many agressive, better players then myself, and I don't have nightmares or whatever when I lose.

Also, I love Jigglypuff <3
Hahahahahahahaha
 
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