NC Catfish Social Thread! *<3 KEV*

[ZIO]

Just lost an Art contest.

I was sure I'd get top 3 . . . Life sucks.

 

[TheLastCacely]

I saw a Twilight Porno, was soooooooo dumb. I don't want a chick with Vampire Teeth sucking my ****, scary thought.

1. wtf were u doing watching a twilight porno?
2. have u seen true blood on hbo? i'd risk it with some of the vampire woman on that show.

 

[Dark Hart]

My friend was on stumble upon, you can gather the rest.

 

[TheLastCacely]

....... got links?

 

[Dark Hart]

No, it was nothing special.

 

[TheLastCacely]

...... got links?

 

[Shady Penguin]

what's the difference between a grand duke and a normal duke? is he just very ostentatious?

that's why I like the simple 'lord.' it doesn't really denote my status very specifically. I mean, a duke is a lord, too. but I could be lord of the flies or the rats, or I could be the Lord, or maybe just a simple nobleman living in a fresh country villa

Well you are specifically the lord of the karns.

What type of social status and standard of living this implies is up in the air though.

 

[Zero_Gamer]

I saw a Twilight Porno, was soooooooo dumb. I don't want a chick with Vampire Teeth sucking my ****, scary thought.

Since an erection is caused by the constriction of blood vessels around the *****, wouldn't that increase your chances of getting bitten by a vampire by 1000%?

 

[Dark Hart]

I don't want my **** bitten, especially by a Vamp.

 

[Mariabattleaxe]

Wait.

Pornos have storylines?

Only the ones you watch if you are emotional starved as well as sexually deprived.

My pornos never make sense.

 

[TheLastCacely]

I don't want my **** bitten, especially by a Vamp.

i mean.... i wouldn't mind.

 

[Dark Hart]

I knew a girl that was into biting, trust me you would.

 

[TheLastCacely]

wtf? ****, white girls is freaks.

 

[Dark Hart]

Always the quiet ones...

 

[TheLastCacely]

the last white girl i dated didnt end to well. her dad was not into the whole interracial dating business, so for 4 months we had to make it a secret. this was like my junior year of high school. she had a nice red mustang, so needless to say, we would ride in her car all the time. (lol i didnt have a car anyway) one day while at her house, her dad came home from work like four hours earlier than expected. Her dad was like a john deer type redneck dude, and when he saw me, i swear i thought my life was through.

 

[Dark Hart]

last girl I dated, we kept it a secret since her mother has an Anti-Semite. the girl before that, her dad was an Anti-Semite

 

[lord karn]

I don't want my **** bitten, especially by a Vamp.

you know, that's how she got the idea for twilight?

 

[Zero_Gamer]

The quiet ones are the best.

 

[Dr Peepee]

What is happening...

 

[TheLastCacely]

karn.... please explain.

 

[ZIO]

I'm a little confused . . .

 

[Zero_Gamer]

I hurt myself in my confusion.

 

[TheLastCacely]

chicks with *****.

 

[ZIO]

They can't be considered chicks much at all if they have ****s, now, can they?

It just don't make sense.

 

[TheLastCacely]

sooo a friend of mine came home form college and wanted to stop by my house around ten o clock. i didnt feel like doing anything but could just tell her "no, im lazy as **** right now." . i lied and said its been a long day and that im going to bed. Unfortunately im stupid as **** and left my facebook logged in, and she is now screaming at me because stupid facebook tells ur friends when ur on..... what is the best lie that can save me at this point?

 

[Dark Hart]

you fell asleep with you comp on?

 

[TheLastCacely]

i thought of that, but i just messaged stockfield, and he replied right back... thats when she facebook chated me
i have not answered back yet, cause i seriously cant think of any options. i feel like gannondorf vs mk.

 

[Dark Hart]

you just woke up not too long ago and can't sleep?

 

[ZIO]

Tell her to go back into the kitchen. It ain't her place to question what you do, only you question what she does. Such as WHEN SHE LEAVES THE GOD**** KITCHEN!

 

[TheLastCacely]

shes offline now.

but that sounds a little to farfetched. like why would i got to facebook if i cant sleep? i would want to find something boring to do to put me to sleep.

edit: zio- shes like a bajillion degree black belt. if i said that... you guys probably wont have a sexy black dude that ***** at brawl anymore.

 

[ZIO]

Blackbelt, you say?

Sounds like she could cut your sandwich into accurate triangles . . . Remove the crust AND leave the most out of your sandwich still consumable.

Holy **** Keith, tell that ***** to make you a freaking sandwich RIGHT NOW!!!

 

[Dark Hart]

facebook it boring, so iunno, she'll get over it, most do

 

[tw1n]

Lol wow you all have had some rough relationships...

I've only had the psychotic *****es or the cheating whores lol.

Woot this is awesome! Deadpool woot!
http://www.eventhubs.com/news/2010/may/08/four-new-marvel-vs-capcom-3-characters-confirmed/

 

[Dark Hart]

I could go on about my relationships...

 

[Zero_Gamer]

My younger brother said something genius and makes perfect sense:

"If friendship is a type of relationship and homosexual means same-sex, does that mean we're in a homosexual relationship?"

 

[tw1n]

As could I Dark Hart... trust me. But I think all guys have had those experiences. At least if you have dated at least 5 women in your life. You will always have the *****, the cheater, the psycho, the nice one but its going no where, and the one that got away... sigh.

Lol thats deep Zero

 

[TheLastCacely]

 

[Dark Hart]

I hate myself for the ones that got away...

 

[ZIO]

Keith - Quit stealin' my images.

 

[TheLastCacely]

it was the first image on google when i typed in 'mind blown'

and they thought no one would notice.