My Little Pony General

[Phoenix Lord']

just read through some of those posts from the EqD page for derpy....

my god all that rage... so much for "LOVE AND TOLERATE"

We only love and tolerate our brony kin (lolnotreally), everyone else can die.

 

[Reizilla]

I'm not much for fandom, I just like cyute pictures.

 

[Phoenix Lord']

Cyute pictures are indeed one of the best things to come out of the show.

 

[vZakat]

Aside from picture I don't pay much attention to what the fandom does. I very rarely listen to the music and I don't read fanfics at all.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

post ponies.

 

[Espy Rose]

Hey guys, I was trying to figure out what I should do for my 20,000th post because it felt like something that I should make significant. Problem is that I just couldn't put my hoof on exactly what it was I should turn this post into, so I kinda mulled over some ideas.

Nothing seemed to come to me. Writing an intentionally terrible fanfic involving Leaf seemed like a great idea at the time because hey, picking on Leaf here and there usually resulted in mixed to positive reception, but I decided not to do that, because I found that as fun as it would be to tease his Meadow ponysona, that I couldn't conjure up anything in my gutter-ridden mind to really put down with an air of confidence.

I mean, I could totally have him walking to Velvet's house one night because he got a mysterious letter by mailmare today. It would entice him with its sweet aroma, most likely from the mare who had decided to send off the letter. I could also write about how he was conflicted about the contents of the letter. On one hand, the letter seemed very inviting; there was to be a nice social located in the southern half of the town. Pinkie Pie would be throwing the party will all the necessities: balloons, streamers, cake, ice cream, punch, cookies. You know, the works.

However, I could also write about how Meadow wouldn't want to go. She hasn't heard a single word about any type of party before, and she knows that Pinkie Pie wouldn't keep it a secret unless it was Meadow's birthday (which it isn't). However, all doubt in her mind WOULD be erased when she realizes that if Pinkie Pie is there, that Rainbow Dash will be there too.

I lost my train of thought, but eventually it would lead to Shivers and Velvet giving Meadow quite the physical experience, not to say too much, but that's when I realized that I couldn't keep a focus on such things. Hell, I was just about to go off for three paragraphs, give or take, on this Campbell's Chunky Chili I just ate that was friggin' delicious. Here I am, fingers at the keys, and I just can't conjure up the words to describe the meal besides "wet" and "filling".

I have not yet begun to type, methinks. Sometimes I imagine my brain hanging off the stem by a tiny thread, and that any shake causes it to helplessly slap up against the inner dome of my skull. I can't help but think how it'd look in that case, probably like a slap of tubed meat splatting against a hard, bleached surface or something? I can't be too sure, but it'd make the most comical plopping sound you could ever imagine. It'd go so far as to tickle my coccyx.

SPEAKING of tails, I saw this awesome shirt that had a wolf tail on it. Totally legit. I'd definitely get one if I had the money right now, but APEX completely screwed me over.

And there I go, off on another tangent that made no sense whatsoever. Proving completely that when it comes down to it, I COMPLETELY suck at focusing on something so simple as a 20,000th post. It's just a post, and has no merit on whether or not the other 19,999th have any lesser value to them. Hell, I'm pretty sure that that last sentence doesn't even make a lick of sense, but at this point, I'm beyond the idea of giving more than three pieces of crap.

I GOT DOMINO'S. I GOT DOMINO'S.

I hate you for getting that song stuck in my head, Zajice. It's such an awful song. Awful like Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash combined. It's no mystery that Dash is self-inserting her ponysona into the stories she is reading, like some terrible artist who rips preexisting designs for their own gain, or mediocre writers like myself who only want to live a life of excitement and fame. She's so pompous, that she can only down these stories by putting herself in their shoes is just hilariously egocentric and wrong in every way. I'm so, so glad that she was baked into Cupcakes on several occassions, because lets all be honest people: She's a *****, and deserved every last piece of icing that was put on her diced liver.

Fluttershy just screams moe-moe bait. She's annoying, weaker than glass, and always needs a berserker button just to grab the attention she so depserately desires. Say "shy" all you want, it doesn't change the fact that when she's on camera, she's a total fan*****.

In any case, I was working at my job the other day, and ponies were brought up. It was awesome because they were fans, and I just sat there walking around, as per my tutoring job, and thinkin' "yeah, this is hilarious".

I'd like to say that I've gone on long enough, but then I feel this whirlwind of regret whenever I consider posting what I have so far. This creepy, cold, boney hand taps my shoulder, whispering in my ear over the sound of my fan saying "bro, you haven't even talked about the coffee".

He's right too. Coffee's effin' delicious. Have you guys tried it, or any variety of it? Mochas, Lattes, Iced Coffee, Coffee shakes, and Cappucino/Frappucinos are all just GODLIKE. I love white chocolate mochas in the morning. They go down smoothly and don't require any sort of adjustment to its flavor since it COMPLETELY lacks bitterness.

I can't stand bitter, and I have one hell of a sweettooth. To quote a wise man, "Once my tongue hits sugar, I don't think I could stop," or something to similar effect. Somehow, I KNOW somepony's gonna read that the wrong way, and I'm totally okay with that.

Also, the bronies in here are crazy. Slushers always has the silliest pictures that are made of ten times as much awesome and the best Rainbow Dash picture Meadow could clop to, Leaf is k, I want Zajice's babies, Doll is cute, and everypony else that I can't remember off the top of my head just breathes a fresh air of life into the thread that I appreciate every single goddamn day of my LIFE.

If Friendship was Witchcraft, we all know who Spike would be, I think.

Sweetie Bot is probably the best ponycharacter on any variety of pony, sans Applejack's amazingness. The things I wouldn'-

MOVING on to the next random *** topic...

Nah, **** it, I'm done. I'm gonna go actually post something profitable, this has gone on long enough. I'm sitting here, typing up a storm without any direction, without any goal, and without any proper meaning to it. It's just rambling. Pure, adult-rated rambling, and I wouldn't be surprised if some butt reported me for such a lengthy half-monologue.

It's fun to see reports sometimes. Gives you a good idea of when someone is mad and when someone isn't. It's hilarity in a nutshell.

Team Fortress 2 sucks.

I love most of you guys and gals.

Applejack is best pony.

I'm gonna destroy things in Fighting is Magic, even though it's gonna be as bad as Type Wild. Lopunny is amazing, by the way. She's fun as hell with her speed and slight mixups, and she has clever little pokes and anti-air up the wazoo. My issue is that she has soooo little priority that it's difficult to get around. However, nothing feels better than getting someone in the corner and completely shutting them down.

Getting a bit more health would also be pretty cool.

If Applejack doesn't have something resembling Genesic Emerald Tager Buster, I'm gonna get upset.

BlazBlue is bad too. Most fighting games are nowadays. Boring, bland, and soulless games like KoF, MK9, UMvC3, SF4AE, Melee, 3S, KoF, BB, Tekken 6, KoF, Soul Calibur, and especially that assy game KoF.

Holy crap, that game is awful. It's like Street Fighters estranged, maladjusted and diseducated younger brother. It tries too hard to be a unique game. BB is just anime weaboo bait, but I can at the very least respect the fact that ARC knows this and doesn't give a good god damn.

Capcom don't care because they're Capcom. Plus, as stupid as Marvel is, it's probably the most fun to watch. If I wanted anything to do with Tekken, I'd just go to the circus, and SC is just trashy McTrasherson.

On behalf of the entirety of Espy Kasrani, I must bid you all marewell. It's been a loooooooooooong time coming, but I feel as though my time is up for this one single post. Especially considering that I've let it run on a bit too long. Much longer than I had originally anticipated.

If you read this far, I definitely applaud you. It takes so, so long to read things like this. I should know, I read a ton of stuff all the time, and it simply takes a bunch of effort to commit to. That's why I think artists and writers are treated so differently online. Internet is for fast and efficient travel of information from one user to the next. Pictures are able to deal in such a fancy shmancy business at a much, much higher rate of efficiency than text, so it only makes sense that they'd be valued more.

I mean, can you even imagine someone paying someone else a commission for a fanfic or something of that like? Doesn't the very idea sound absurd, and somewhat sad?

Artists should count their blessings that they're in such a bountiful environment. At the very least, they have an actual SHOT at money here. Writers of the same feather get the **** end of the stick in that sense. Though truth be told, that satisfaction when someone appreciates your work is second to none.

Write on writers. Write on.

It's been almost an hour. Holy ****. Okay, heading off now. BYE.

Also, Slush can clop at the speed of light. You guys missed out on Skype. He shared it with all of us. He's the best clopper I'm Clopsville. Population: Slush. It must be a clop button or something. He's REALLY good at it. Kudos to you, sir. KUDOS.

Also, to keep this on topic somewhat, my favorite pony is Applejack because she has a stetson, a sexy southern drawl that I'd kill to love, modesty and honesty of a champion, and has the wisdom of a goddess. She values hard work above all else, and isn't afraid to get dirty. It's incredibly respectable; a character whose naturally strong and willing to help out whenever possible, with very few flaws outside of her stubbornness, which I adore because it's so easy to relate to, and when she has to work against her element to gain something she desires.

Such a great character.

Better than Rainbow Dash.

Then again, so was Tom.
And Flim/Flam.

 

[Zatchiel]

Drawfriend Stuff, news feed briefings, and a few other things are what keep me around EqD, which is pretty much all I browse for pony. I have music downloaded, but not much; less than 11 songs.

 

[Espy Rose]

HOW DARE YOU POST RIGHT AFTER I DID ALL OF THAT. You monster. Fiend.
Wretch.

Applejack is still the best pony.

 

[ToferTheHuman]

Hey guys, I was trying to figure out what I should do for my 20,000th post because it felt like something that I should make significant. Problem is that I just couldn't put my hoof on exactly what it was I should turn this post into, so I kinda mulled over some ideas.

Nothing seemed to come to me. Writing an intentionally terrible fanfic involving Leaf seemed like a great idea at the time because hey, picking on Leaf here and there usually resulted in mixed to positive reception, but I decided not to do that, because I found that as fun as it would be to tease his Meadow ponysona, that I couldn't conjure up anything in my gutter-ridden mind to really put down with an air of confidence.

I mean, I could totally have him walking to Velvet's house one night because he got a mysterious letter by mailmare today. It would entice him with its sweet aroma, most likely from the mare who had decided to send off the letter. I could also write about how he was conflicted about the contents of the letter. On one hand, the letter seemed very inviting; there was to be a nice social located in the southern half of the town. Pinkie Pie would be throwing the party will all the necessities: balloons, streamers, cake, ice cream, punch, cookies. You know, the works.

However, I could also write about how Meadow wouldn't want to go. She hasn't heard a single word about any type of party before, and she knows that Pinkie Pie wouldn't keep it a secret unless it was Meadow's birthday (which it isn't). However, all doubt in her mind WOULD be erased when she realizes that if Pinkie Pie is there, that Rainbow Dash will be there too.

I lost my train of thought, but eventually it would lead to Shivers and Velvet giving Meadow quite the physical experience, not to say too much, but that's when I realized that I couldn't keep a focus on such things. Hell, I was just about to go off for three paragraphs, give or take, on this Campbell's Chunky Chili I just ate that was friggin' delicious. Here I am, fingers at the keys, and I just can't conjure up the words to describe the meal besides "wet" and "filling".

I have not yet begun to type, methinks. Sometimes I imagine my brain hanging off the stem by a tiny thread, and that any shake causes it to helplessly slap up against the inner dome of my skull. I can't help but think how it'd look in that case, probably like a slap of tubed meat splatting against a hard, bleached surface or something? I can't be too sure, but it'd make the most comical plopping sound you could ever imagine. It'd go so far as to tickle my coccyx.

SPEAKING of tails, I saw this awesome shirt that had a wolf tail on it. Totally legit. I'd definitely get one if I had the money right now, but APEX completely screwed me over.

And there I go, off on another tangent that made no sense whatsoever. Proving completely that when it comes down to it, I COMPLETELY suck at focusing on something so simple as a 20,000th post. It's just a post, and has no merit on whether or not the other 19,999th have any lesser value to them. Hell, I'm pretty sure that that last sentence doesn't even make a lick of sense, but at this point, I'm beyond the idea of giving more than three pieces of crap.

I GOT DOMINOES. I GOT DOMINOES.

I hate you for getting that song stuck in my head, Zajice. It's such an awful song. Awful like Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash combined. It's no mystery that Dash is self-inserting her ponysona into the stories she is reading, like some terrible artist who rips preexisting designs for their own gain, or mediocre writers like myself who only want to live a life of excitement and fame. She's so pompous, that she can only down these stories by putting herself in their shoes is just hilariously egocentric and wrong in every way. I'm so, so glad that she was baked into Cupcakes on several occassions, because lets all be honest people: She's a *****, and deserved every last piece of icing that was put on her diced liver.

Fluttershy just screams moe-moe bait. She's annoying, weaker than glass, and always needs a berserker button just to grab the attention she so depserately desires. Say "shy" all you want, it doesn't change the fact that when she's on camera, she's a total fan*****.

In any case, I was working at my job the other day, and ponies were brought up. It was awesome because they were fans, and I just sat there walking around, as per my tutoring job, and thinkin' "yeah, this is hilarious".

I'd like to say that I've gone on long enough, but then I feel this whirlwind of regret whenever I consider posting what I have so far. This creepy, cold, boney hand taps my shoulder, whispering in my ear over the sound of my fan saying "bro, you haven't even talked about the coffee".

He's right too. Coffee's effin' delicious. Have you guys tried it, or any variety of it? Mochas, Lattes, Iced Coffee, Coffee shakes, and Cappucino/Frappucinos are all just GODLIKE. I love white chocolate mochas in the morning. They go down smoothly and don't require any sort of adjustment to its flavor since it COMPLETELY lacks bitterness.

I can't stand bitter, and I have one hell of a sweettooth. To quote a wise man, "Once my tongue hits sugar, I don't think I could stop," or something to similar effect. Somehow, I KNOW somepony's gonna read that the wrong way, and I'm totally okay with that.

Also, the bronies in here are crazy. Slushers always has the silliest pictures that are made of ten times as much awesome and the best Rainbow Dash picture Meadow could clop to, Leaf is k, I want Zajice's babies, Doll is cute, and everypony else that I can't remember off the top of my head just breathes a fresh air of life into the thread that I appreciate every single goddamn day of my LIFE.

If Friendship was Witchcraft, we all know who Spike would be, I think.

Sweetie Bot is probably the best ponycharacter on any variety of pony, sans Applejack's amazingness. The things I wouldn'-

MOVING on to the next random *** topic...

Nah, **** it, I'm done. I'm gonna go actually post something profitable, this has gone on long enough. I'm sitting here, typing up a storm without any direction, without any goal, and without any proper meaning to it. It's just rambling. Pure, adult-rated rambling, and I wouldn't be surprised if some butt reported me for such a lengthy half-monologue.

It's fun to see reports sometimes. Gives you a good idea of when someone is mad and when someone isn't. It's hilarity in a nutshell.

Team Fortress 2 sucks.

I love most of you guys and gals.

Applejack is best pony.

I'm gonna destroy things in Fighting is Magic, even though it's gonna be as bad as Type Wild. Lopunny is amazing, by the way. She's fun as hell with her speed and slight mixups, and she has clever little pokes and anti-air up the wazoo. My issue is that she has soooo little priority that it's difficult to get around. However, nothing feels better than getting someone in the corner and completely shutting them down.

Getting a bit more health would also be pretty cool.

If Applejack doesn't have something resembling Genesic Emerald Tager Buster, I'm gonna get upset.

BlazBlue is bad too. Most fighting games are nowadays. Boring, bland, and soulless games like KoF, MK9, UMvC3, SF4AE, Melee, 3S, KoF, BB, Tekken 6, KoF, Soul Calibur, and especially that assy game KoF.

Holy crap, that game is awful. It's like Street Fighters estranged, maladjusted and diseducated younger brother. It tries too hard to be a unique game. BB is just anime weaboo bait, but I can at the very least respect the fact that ARC knows this and doesn't give a good god damn.

Capcom don't care because they're Capcom. Plus, as stupid as Marvel is, it's probably the most fun to watch. If I wanted anything to do with Tekken, I'd just go to the circus, and SC is just trashy McTrasherson.

On behalf of the entirety of Espy Kasrani, I must bid you all marewell. It's been a loooooooooooong time coming, but I feel as though my time is up for this one single post. Especially considering that I've let it run on a bit too long. Much longer than I had originally anticipated.

If you read this far, I definitely applaud you. It takes so, so long to read things like this. I should know, I read a ton of stuff all the time, and it simply takes a bunch of effort to commit to. That's why I think artists and writers are treated so differently online. Internet is for fast and efficient travel of information from one user to the next. Pictures are able to deal in such a fancy shmancy business at a much, much higher rate of efficiency than text, so it only makes sense that they'd be valued more.

I mean, can you even imagine someone paying someone else a commission for a fanfic or something of that like? Doesn't the very idea sound absurd, and somewhat sad?

Artists should count their blessings that they're in such a bountiful environment. At the very least, they have an actual SHOT at money here. Writers of the same feather get the **** end of the stick in that sense. Though truth be told, that satisfaction when someone appreciates your work is second to none.

Write on writers. Write on.

It's been almost an hour. Holy ****. Okay, heading off now. BYE.

Also, Slush can clop at the speed of light. You guys missed out on Skype. He shared it with all of us. He's the best clopper I'm Clopsville. Population: Slush. It must be a clop button or something. He's REALLY good at it. Kudos to you, sir. KUDOS.

Also, to keep this on topic somewhat, my favorite pony is Applejack because she has a stetson, a sexy southern drawl that I'd kill to love, modesty and honesty of a champion, and has the wisdom of a goddess. She values hard work above all else, and isn't afraid to get dirty. It's incredibly respectable; a character whose naturally strong and willing to help out whenever possible, with very few flaws outside of her stubbornness, which I adore because it's so easy to relate to, and when she has to work against her element to gain something she desires.

Such a great character.

Better than Rainbow Dash.

Then again, so was Tom.
And Flim/Flam.

TL;DR

Rarity for best pony.

 

[Espy Rose]

It's okay, but I know you're reading it anyways.

 

[Reizilla]

Hey guys, I was trying to figure out what I should do for my 20,000th post because it felt like something that I should make significant. Problem is that I just couldn't put my hoof on exactly what it was I should turn this post into, so I kinda mulled over some ideas.

Nothing seemed to come to me. Writing an intentionally terrible fanfic involving Leaf seemed like a great idea at the time because hey, picking on Leaf here and there usually resulted in mixed to positive reception, but I decided not to do that, because I found that as fun as it would be to tease his Meadow ponysona, that I couldn't conjure up anything in my gutter-ridden mind to really put down with an air of confidence.

I mean, I could totally have him walking to Velvet's house one night because he got a mysterious letter by mailmare today. It would entice him with its sweet aroma, most likely from the mare who had decided to send off the letter. I could also write about how he was conflicted about the contents of the letter. On one hand, the letter seemed very inviting; there was to be a nice social located in the southern half of the town. Pinkie Pie would be throwing the party will all the necessities: balloons, streamers, cake, ice cream, punch, cookies. You know, the works.

However, I could also write about how Meadow wouldn't want to go. She hasn't heard a single word about any type of party before, and she knows that Pinkie Pie wouldn't keep it a secret unless it was Meadow's birthday (which it isn't). However, all doubt in her mind WOULD be erased when she realizes that if Pinkie Pie is there, that Rainbow Dash will be there too.

I lost my train of thought, but eventually it would lead to Shivers and Velvet giving Meadow quite the physical experience, not to say too much, but that's when I realized that I couldn't keep a focus on such things. Hell, I was just about to go off for three paragraphs, give or take, on this Campbell's Chunky Chili I just ate that was friggin' delicious. Here I am, fingers at the keys, and I just can't conjure up the words to describe the meal besides "wet" and "filling".

I have not yet begun to type, methinks. Sometimes I imagine my brain hanging off the stem by a tiny thread, and that any shake causes it to helplessly slap up against the inner dome of my skull. I can't help but think how it'd look in that case, probably like a slap of tubed meat splatting against a hard, bleached surface or something? I can't be too sure, but it'd make the most comical plopping sound you could ever imagine. It'd go so far as to tickle my coccyx.

SPEAKING of tails, I saw this awesome shirt that had a wolf tail on it. Totally legit. I'd definitely get one if I had the money right now, but APEX completely screwed me over.

And there I go, off on another tangent that made no sense whatsoever. Proving completely that when it comes down to it, I COMPLETELY suck at focusing on something so simple as a 20,000th post. It's just a post, and has no merit on whether or not the other 19,999th have any lesser value to them. Hell, I'm pretty sure that that last sentence doesn't even make a lick of sense, but at this point, I'm beyond the idea of giving more than three pieces of crap.

I GOT DOMINO'S. I GOT DOMINO'S.

I hate you for getting that song stuck in my head, Zajice. It's such an awful song. Awful like Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash combined. It's no mystery that Dash is self-inserting her ponysona into the stories she is reading, like some terrible artist who rips preexisting designs for their own gain, or mediocre writers like myself who only want to live a life of excitement and fame. She's so pompous, that she can only down these stories by putting herself in their shoes is just hilariously egocentric and wrong in every way. I'm so, so glad that she was baked into Cupcakes on several occassions, because lets all be honest people: She's a *****, and deserved every last piece of icing that was put on her diced liver.

Fluttershy just screams moe-moe bait. She's annoying, weaker than glass, and always needs a berserker button just to grab the attention she so depserately desires. Say "shy" all you want, it doesn't change the fact that when she's on camera, she's a total fan*****.

In any case, I was working at my job the other day, and ponies were brought up. It was awesome because they were fans, and I just sat there walking around, as per my tutoring job, and thinkin' "yeah, this is hilarious".

I'd like to say that I've gone on long enough, but then I feel this whirlwind of regret whenever I consider posting what I have so far. This creepy, cold, boney hand taps my shoulder, whispering in my ear over the sound of my fan saying "bro, you haven't even talked about the coffee".

He's right too. Coffee's effin' delicious. Have you guys tried it, or any variety of it? Mochas, Lattes, Iced Coffee, Coffee shakes, and Cappucino/Frappucinos are all just GODLIKE. I love white chocolate mochas in the morning. They go down smoothly and don't require any sort of adjustment to its flavor since it COMPLETELY lacks bitterness.

I can't stand bitter, and I have one hell of a sweettooth. To quote a wise man, "Once my tongue hits sugar, I don't think I could stop," or something to similar effect. Somehow, I KNOW somepony's gonna read that the wrong way, and I'm totally okay with that.

Also, the bronies in here are crazy. Slushers always has the silliest pictures that are made of ten times as much awesome and the best Rainbow Dash picture Meadow could clop to, Leaf is k, I want Zajice's babies, Doll is cute, and everypony else that I can't remember off the top of my head just breathes a fresh air of life into the thread that I appreciate every single goddamn day of my LIFE.

If Friendship was Witchcraft, we all know who Spike would be, I think.

Sweetie Bot is probably the best ponycharacter on any variety of pony, sans Applejack's amazingness. The things I wouldn'-

MOVING on to the next random *** topic...

Nah, **** it, I'm done. I'm gonna go actually post something profitable, this has gone on long enough. I'm sitting here, typing up a storm without any direction, without any goal, and without any proper meaning to it. It's just rambling. Pure, adult-rated rambling, and I wouldn't be surprised if some butt reported me for such a lengthy half-monologue.

It's fun to see reports sometimes. Gives you a good idea of when someone is mad and when someone isn't. It's hilarity in a nutshell.

Team Fortress 2 sucks.

I love most of you guys and gals.

Applejack is best pony.

I'm gonna destroy things in Fighting is Magic, even though it's gonna be as bad as Type Wild. Lopunny is amazing, by the way. She's fun as hell with her speed and slight mixups, and she has clever little pokes and anti-air up the wazoo. My issue is that she has soooo little priority that it's difficult to get around. However, nothing feels better than getting someone in the corner and completely shutting them down.

Getting a bit more health would also be pretty cool.

If Applejack doesn't have something resembling Genesic Emerald Tager Buster, I'm gonna get upset.

BlazBlue is bad too. Most fighting games are nowadays. Boring, bland, and soulless games like KoF, MK9, UMvC3, SF4AE, Melee, 3S, KoF, BB, Tekken 6, KoF, Soul Calibur, and especially that assy game KoF.

Holy crap, that game is awful. It's like Street Fighters estranged, maladjusted and diseducated younger brother. It tries too hard to be a unique game. BB is just anime weaboo bait, but I can at the very least respect the fact that ARC knows this and doesn't give a good god damn.

Capcom don't care because they're Capcom. Plus, as stupid as Marvel is, it's probably the most fun to watch. If I wanted anything to do with Tekken, I'd just go to the circus, and SC is just trashy McTrasherson.

On behalf of the entirety of Espy Kasrani, I must bid you all marewell. It's been a loooooooooooong time coming, but I feel as though my time is up for this one single post. Especially considering that I've let it run on a bit too long. Much longer than I had originally anticipated.

If you read this far, I definitely applaud you. It takes so, so long to read things like this. I should know, I read a ton of stuff all the time, and it simply takes a bunch of effort to commit to. That's why I think artists and writers are treated so differently online. Internet is for fast and efficient travel of information from one user to the next. Pictures are able to deal in such a fancy shmancy business at a much, much higher rate of efficiency than text, so it only makes sense that they'd be valued more.

I mean, can you even imagine someone paying someone else a commission for a fanfic or something of that like? Doesn't the very idea sound absurd, and somewhat sad?

Artists should count their blessings that they're in such a bountiful environment. At the very least, they have an actual SHOT at money here. Writers of the same feather get the **** end of the stick in that sense. Though truth be told, that satisfaction when someone appreciates your work is second to none.

Write on writers. Write on.

It's been almost an hour. Holy ****. Okay, heading off now. BYE.

Also, Slush can clop at the speed of light. You guys missed out on Skype. He shared it with all of us. He's the best clopper I'm Clopsville. Population: Slush. It must be a clop button or something. He's REALLY good at it. Kudos to you, sir. KUDOS.

Also, to keep this on topic somewhat, my favorite pony is Applejack because she has a stetson, a sexy southern drawl that I'd kill to love, modesty and honesty of a champion, and has the wisdom of a goddess. She values hard work above all else, and isn't afraid to get dirty. It's incredibly respectable; a character whose naturally strong and willing to help out whenever possible, with very few flaws outside of her stubbornness, which I adore because it's so easy to relate to, and when she has to work against her element to gain something she desires.

Such a great character.

Better than Rainbow Dash.

Then again, so was Tom.
And Flim/Flam.

I only read the first word of each paragraph, save for the first, which I read entirely.

 

[Cherished Doll]

I read it all bc I love espy <3

 

[Geoberos]

That was delicious 20k post read. I enjoyed as much as reading your long as hell of a ponyfic that has yet to be submitted.

SO MUCH ORANGE. I probably should boost AJ (3rd) over Rarity (2nd) for all this orange. I love orange.

 

[Espy Rose]

Hey nothing I however I I speaking and I I Fluttershy in I'd he's I also if Sweetie moving nah it's team I Applejack I'm getting if Blazeblue holy Capcom on if I artists write if also also such better than and .

That's a terrible story, Rei.

@Doll: Stay adorable as hell for my sake. <3

 

[~automatic]

The ChuDat Chronicles are a lot more relatable than your 20,000th post.

EDIT: Congrats on reaching that many posts btw.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

lol 20k posts...
LOL ChuDat Chronicles. post it for me im suck at searching

 

[Espy Rose]

I could've made it so much better if I chose to.
Lazy as **** though.

That picture, MC.
I'm dying of cute.

 

[Reizilla]

Absolutely not, Ajay.

 

[~automatic]

Absolutely not, Ajay.

How does one dislike AJ? I don't get some of you weirdos. =/

 

[Reizilla]

I love Ajay. I just wouldn't be her sugar cube.

 

[Cherished Doll]

@Espy; I try ^_^

@ auto; im no weirdo

 

[M!nt]

Wow i can't believe I read that....that was.....

I would wipe the floor with you in Fighting is Magic >:D

 

[~automatic]

@ auto; im no weirdo

Well, you like Fluttershy so you even out.

 

[Phoenix Lord']

Also, to keep this on topic somewhat, my favorite pony is Applejack because she has a stetson, a sexy southern drawl that I'd kill to love, modesty and honesty of a champion, and has the wisdom of a goddess. She values hard work above all else, and isn't afraid to get dirty. It's incredibly respectable; a character whose naturally strong and willing to help out whenever possible, with very few flaws outside of her stubbornness, which I adore because it's so easy to relate to, and when she has to work against her element to gain something she desires.

Reading all of that was worth it for this paragraph alone. Too good, my friend. This is why I can't be a writer, I wouldn't be able to articulate things like this.

Also, I would be AJ's sugar cube any day of the week.

 

[Cherished Doll]

Well, you like Fluttershy so you even out.

Awesomesauce!!!!!
Guys pain killers are like going to the gala for the first time! ^_^


What's a sugar cube?

 

[Reizilla]

Rooooooooooooooooooooooooooofl

and then pain killers wear off and Best Night Ever happens? xD

 

[Espy Rose]

PL, the amount of Applejack meat riding I could do is unreal. I didn't even TRY in that paragraph.
Also, I would buck you up, Mint.

I'd be Ajay's sugarcube any day of any week.

 

[Cherished Doll]

Rooooooooooooooooooooooooooofl

and then pain killers wear off and Best Night Ever happens? xD

And i wait for an hr or two and DRINK MORE! !!.. ^_^

guys pinkie pie is so rad! Im glad y'all think im as super awesome as she is!

WTF IS A SUGARCUBE!

 

[Geoberos]

This is the better of the Valentine cards for AJ I have, I should give them out or something.

In Applejack hype

I LOVE SUGAR CUBES. I devour them like candy~ Pinkie Pie wouldn't mind sharing them, and AJ dishes them out quite lovely~

 

[M!nt]

^ cute applejack is cute
sugar cubes give me stomach aches : [ they are delicious tho.

 

[Cherished Doll]

sugar cubes give me stomach aches : [ they are delicious tho.

Why doesn't anyone tell me what a sugarcube is

Frankie my <3 tell me what it is!!!

 

[~automatic]

A sugar cube is a cube made of sugar, lmao.

 

[M!nt]

It's just a cube of sugar, their really addicting if you eat one.

 

[Reizilla]

A sugar cube is just what it says. A cube of sugar.

At least, that's what I've always thought it is xD Can't see what else it could be. haha


Personally, I'd rather a salt lick.


Not really. I don't like salt very much. But I've grown a low tolerance for sugar lately.

 

[Cherished Doll]

A sugar cube is just what it says. A cube of sugar.

At least, that's what I've always thought it is xD Can't see what else it could be. haha

So how the fudge can u be AJs sugarcube?

 

[Espy Rose]

Oh my god, Doll asked that.
Never change.

 

[Reizilla]

Ajay always refers to people as "Sugar cube," so I guess what they're implying is that HER "Sugar Cube" is a Valentine of sorts.

 

[Geoberos]

In a sense where a sugar cube is being quite insanely sweet. To call another a "sugar cube" is an endearing term for someone you refer as being sweet~
Edit: It comes with AJ's southern drawl~

 

[Cherished Doll]

OH I GET IT NOW!

can I be a sugarcube too?!? ^_^

Sorry espy <3

 

[Phoenix Lord']

PL, the amount of Applejack meat riding I could do is unreal. I didn't even TRY in that paragraph.

But I don't want meat riding, and neither would Applejack. Just some honest AJ appreciation is all that's needed.

No, Doll. Girls can't be sugarcubes.