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the female shrek is one of my supervisors and just looking at how her hands are so plump there are dimples where her knuckles should be even while making a fist made me want to hold widescreen of a face down into my butt canyon until she drowned in her own vomit


p.s. could someone add proper punctuation to that statement and fix grammar and/or spelling if needed. only because when i realized i don't actually KNOW where commas go, i felt inferior to dog droppings (but still superior to my supervisor).
 

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Man I need to go back to 4th grade and learn how to do proper punctuation again. The past 8 years of internet exposure has fried that part of my brain.

Edit:
The female Shrek is one of my supervisors. Her hands are so plump, and there are dimples where her knuckles should be, even while she's making a fist.
^That second sentence doesn't seem right to me. Really not sure about that second comma.

made me want to hold widescreen of a face down into my butt canyon until she drowned in her own vomit
No idea what you're even saying there lmfao
 

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hold her widescreen face into my butt canyon
maybe that makes more sense, idk i intended to write.
she has such a fat face that i assume i'm not viewing it in the correct aspect ratio.
 

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I think this works pretty well:

"Her hands are so plump there are dimples where her knuckles should be, even while she's making a fist."
 

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That is for idiots

Time to test my autocorrect

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Weak lol.

Smadhbpards for mobile is pretty sick tho

:phone:
 

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i still play minecraft offline once in a while... not sure why... p.s. ham and cheese sandwich for breakfast. ALL DAY
 

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things to do this weekend:
- portal 2 again
- nacho feast
- the matrix
- laundry
- choose work schedule
- sleep (2x)
- waste approximately 21 more hours
 

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I just watched the matrix again the other day. I love that movie. Now I want to watch the rest of the trilogy too even though the other movies aren't nearly as good
 

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the other two movies are fun, but the first one amazes me to this day.
my memories of that movie aren't usually the action scenes, only the philosophy.
 

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lol

in my english class, i had to write an essay about the matrix and compare it to the book "into the wild"

i think i scared my teacher because i took that essay way too personal

the matrix changed my life
 

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dude, i bought that book because of your recommendation.

i plan on reading it..... soon......
 

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i think i bought it like a month ago.

i also bought lord of the flies.

i will read them.

soon.
 

LumpyCPU...

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last book i read was the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy and that was written in 1979.
so if you have poor reading comprehension, you'll know that i haven't read a book in roughly 33 years.
 

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9q1jHx29C70

i know a few of you could find this interesting.


EDIT: i have to pick my weekly schedule in the morning and i can't decide whether i want 5 days of 8 hour shifts or 4 days 10 hour shifts.

with the 5 8, the days are much more bearable and i'll get more free time each work day (won't feel as much like a slave).
with the 4 10, i get an extra day off and save about 50 minutes travel time per week (walking in heat).

help me pick. someone post before 6am(pst).
 

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there was a kind of subject such as this at my work, and i personally would MUCH rather the 10 hour days.... for me once i'm at work its not nearly as bad as being at home the day before knowing i have to go to work tomorrow. 2 hours a day doesn't mean as much once i'm already there.
 

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those were my thoughts before i chose 10 hour shifts back in october...
now i know how tough those last two hours are of tedious nothingness that i'll be doing all day.

after the first two hours of each shift, i spend the rest of the day trying not to leave early or quit. my will power falters easily when it comes to this kind of work. i'd almost rather be working at little caesars, where time goes at least 3 times as fast as it does at a desk.

i still say a mentally taxing job is better than fast food, but if i do this for 4 years straight, i'll kill myself.
 
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