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[LumpyCPU...]

dude... if i got molested by a 14 year old girl, and i could prove it or had multiple witnesses, i'd be a happy camper. i'd make a huge deal out of it to get as much coverage from the press/media as i could. before all my court dates, i'd be sure to grow a huge pedo beard. i'd wear aviator sunglasses and a trench coat. i would drive an old white van with no windows.

after the trial was over and i won, i would publicly state that i don't judge all 14 year old kids from this experience and any 14 kid who wants to be friends, can come over my house any time. then i'd go on to proclaim that i have a nintendo wii and a huge freezer filled with ice cream.

tl;dr: i'm awesome.

 

[SFAT]

Kenny!!!! Supp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Bizzarro Flame]

dude... if i got molested by a 14 year old girl, and i could prove it or had multiple witnesses, i'd be a happy camper. i'd make a huge deal out of it to get as much coverage from the press/media as i could. before all my court dates, i'd be sure to grow a huge pedo beard. i'd wear aviator sunglasses and a trench coat. i would drive an old white van with no windows.

after the trial was over and i won, i would publicly state that i don't judge all 14 year old kids from this experience and any 14 kid who wants to be friends, can come over my house any time. then i'd go on to proclaim that i have a nintendo wii and a huge freezer filled with ice cream.

tl;dr: i'm awesome.

post of the day

 

[12345678910]

dude... if i got molested by a 14 year old girl, and i could prove it or had multiple witnesses, i'd be a happy camper. i'd make a huge deal out of it to get as much coverage from the press/media as i could. before all my court dates, i'd be sure to grow a huge pedo beard. i'd wear aviator sunglasses and a trench coat. i would drive an old white van with no windows.

after the trial was over and i won, i would publicly state that i don't judge all 14 year old kids from this experience and any 14 kid who wants to be friends, can come over my house any time. then i'd go on to proclaim that i have a nintendo wii and a huge freezer filled with ice cream.

tl;dr: i'm awesome.

That would work if you were female. In all seriousness guys never win those types of cases

Yeah we need some project M here

 

[GKInfinity]

I wonder if 'The Man' will ever actually come back and read this thread lol

 

[12345678910]

The MAN will be busy being a man somewhere else doing manly activities.

School tomorrow...english review

 

[LumpyCPU...]

pro tip: "The Man" has nothing to do with manliness.

 

[Sage Osaka]

Woot grand finals tonight, I really am curious yo see if july's crazy aggressiveness is enough to overcome mc's precision builds and playstyle.

 

[Bizzarro Flame]

we're on spring break right now. someone please come to our place and chill here between now and next weekend. we're sooo booorrreedd!!!

 

[MasterShake]

Bizzarro come to TAG tomorrow. Plz.

 

[Sage Osaka]

tourney tomorrow? if nick wants to go i'll pitch in a bit for gas lol as long as its not TOOOO early aka before like 10. im down to hang out and smash bizz sometime too.

 

[12345678910]

Well Zerg gets auto ***** again as expected, but MC is good so I guess that a fair enough result. I'm glad JulyZerg at least didn't lose to auto win FE -> Air with his quick hydra drop. Nexus fake outs are really interesting and good due to warp in mechanics. Nice twist to 4gate rushes. Though it really makes me wonder how powerful those options are against zerg who plays on reaction. It doesn't hurt 4gate too much. Metagame tactics ah

I wanted some more climatic battles oh well another disappointing GSL final

 

[KILLA.FOR.CASH.]

yeah definately disappointing... i wanted july to win so bad, but yeah like ive said before... protoss owns zerg >_< i knew this outcome would happen. who didnt?

 

[12345678910]

I just knew it. Zerg gets ***** even with the new maps. New maps -> air builds for protoss.

I don't know what to think about force fields now. I want to say that being able to FF a ramp without vision is broken. Hm, I don't really know what I want to say about these finals. I feel like julyzerg didn't really make any glaring mistakes, it was beyond his control

I'm okay with MC winning, but I would have liked a 4-3 finals or at least the same result with much closer battles

 

[Sage Osaka]

yeah we can ***** and complain about how broken toss is, and they may be to an extent.... but mc is just too precise with his builds and micro.

i for one am hoping to see foxer bunker rush mc's sorry *** next season. <3

 

[KILLA.FOR.CASH.]

if you look up strategies online, like in liquipedia or w/e, go under the protoss section and look at "vs zerg"

you'll find a bunch of options for toss to do after zerg fast expands.

july kept on fast expanding.. he's approaching the matchup all wrong imo

july needs to make early roaches, and make the sentrys expend their energy in the super early game.

from my personal experience, 1 base fast roach is extremely stong vs protoss.. bring in an overlord to get high ground vision, keep it on the bottom of the ramp out of range of stalkers (protoss will definately get stalkers if being attacked by early roaches) snipe the blocking zealot, estimate how many stalkers/zealots he has, then its gg. you can literally contain a protoss if you do this strategy

 

[12345678910]

if you look up strategies online, like in liquipedia or w/e, go under the protoss section and look at "vs zerg"

you'll find a bunch of options for toss to do after zerg fast expands.

july kept on fast expanding.. he's approaching the matchup all wrong imo

july needs to make early roaches, and make the sentrys expend their energy in the super early game.

1 base play is extremely strong vs protoss... as zerg

from my personal experience, 1 base fast roach is extremely stong vs protoss.. bring in an overlord to get high ground vision, keep it on the bottom of the ramp out of range of stalkers (protoss will definately get stalkers if being attacked by early roaches) snipe the blocking zealot, estimate how many stalkers/zealots he has, then its gg. you can literally contain a protoss if you do this strategy

Yeah there's that 7 roach rush that really really make protoss cry. Protoss is in no way OP. They go pretty even against Terran. It's an autowin in the blizzard maps unless they know it ahead of time and cannon up (lol as if but it will happen if they know you can only one base roach rush)

MC outclassing everyone...hmm

 

[Bizzarro Flame]

Bizzarro come to TAG tomorrow. Plz.

****, i just woke up and read this right now. it's probably too late to drive there now. =/

 

[KILLA.FOR.CASH.]

Dude.

1 base blink stalker vs zerg is extremely broken.

go check out my recent wins in my sc2 account, i've been abusing the strategy and all of those wins vs zerg came from 1 base blink stalker >_>

it has some weaknesses though. If it fails, it's pretty hard to transition out of... and it is very susceptible to early timing attacks.

also it requires immaculate micro if you're faced against a zergling + roach army... gotta hug the walls so zerglings cant surround you.

if anybody wants replays of this super broken strategy, i have one vs a rank 5 diamond where I pulled the win pretty easily. its THAT broken!

 

[LumpyCPU...]

fffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccckkkkkkkkkkkkk this thread can be very disappointing at times.

 

[12345678910]

fffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccckkkkkkkkkkkkk this thread can be very disappointing at times.

Post more often then

We ordered 20 pizzas from kenny's nearest CLP (do you still work there?) for english class.

 

[KILLA.FOR.CASH.]

GUESS WHO JUST HIT DIAMOND!?

Yayuhz!

 

[12345678910]

GUESS WHO JUST HIT DIAMOND!?

Yayuhz!

about time, though it's kind of worth less now because masters is out and...then grand masters too, but good job. Getting there little by little.

Now let's see if you can get into masters ah

 

[KILLA.FOR.CASH.]

hey man im proud of what i accomplished, it took me a long time!

but my learning curve got a lot better

imo diamond players are really freaking good, masters are just... what you would call "masters" of the game

grand masters are just a giant step above

and then theres korean bronze league which is like >>>>>> all of NA haha

 

[Sage Osaka]

gratskies again jr.... now youre starting to get into the big boy leagues. make us proud xD i expect to see you at gsl no later than season 8

 

[12345678910]

hey man im proud of what i accomplished, it took me a long time!

but my learning curve got a lot better

imo diamond players are really freaking good, masters are just... what you would call "masters" of the game

grand masters are just a giant step above

and then theres korean bronze league which is like >>>>>> all of NA haha

haha yeah. Well at diamond I imagine people know how to counter things well and have a decent grasp at the mechanics of the game. But Masters are decision making wizards and have that extra micro power from what I've seen in games. GM = pretty much the more well known players around + teamliquid constant posters and what not.

nah korean bronze league isn't that harsh. We have American players who play on the korean servers too and they do just fine in diamond (I haven't checked lately about this)

I would imagine bronze in korea would be something like gold in NA? I don't know, just making stuff up here

Sometimes I see some mediocre diamond players though...are they in diamond just because they can execute one build well or what?

 

[KILLA.FOR.CASH.]

yeah theres some pretty crappy diamond players, i played a bunch of them in league on my way to diamond.

protoss who think they can get away with expanding, terrans who tried to marine scv all-in me, *forcefields ftw*

 

[GKInfinity]

Dang, i got bogged down with HW this weekend and it was my mom's bday today so I ended up being pretty busy. I definitely wanna try to do something this week though. I'm free wednesday and friday so hopefully something works out.

I haven't really played at all andre but I'm gonna beat your *** in melee when we play rofl

/wishful thinking

 

[choknater]

haha

we'll see man

i havent played melee in a while actually

been playing pokemon and marvels 2 and 3




i think though


this is that kind of break where a player comes back better.

 

[kirbyraeg]

yui would agree

 

[LumpyCPU...]

who would play me single move melee?

 

[choknater]

i would

fox's bair.

 

[LumpyCPU...]

i think you're right about that being the best choice, but it wouldn't be fun to go straight to dittos.
maybe i'd try fox's nair or falcon's uair or something... hmm...

fox bair beats half of the characters when they have all their moves. haha

nick's zelda would be pretty good in single move melee.

 

[choknater]

hm.... he would hahah. he'd have to choose between bair and fair though, and it should be pretty easy to exploit the weaknesses of each. bair = have to face away and can't really approach. fair = slower.

falcon's nair and marth's fair would both be quite good as well.

 

[LumpyCPU...]

yeah. falcon's nair would be amazing due to falcon's mobility.

 

[Fly_Amanita]

It's all about Yoshi's dtilt.

 

[choknater]

maybe fumi could do it with yoshi's egg

 

[kirbyraeg]

kirby's nair

 

[Bizzarro Flame]

someone come over our place already lollll

 

[choknater]

hm spring break road trip?

i'll come if i can mm all of your players