ModestoLand

[12345678910]

shakezulla, wtf is the point of setting your handicap to 1? when he jabs you, you die... no point.

Looks like someone here is bad at DIing. Jab should not kill you until higher up percents if you're good at DI. ftilt ***** hard though.

Also try playing peach under the same settings with puff Nick. If you get insta-naired after hitting peach with nair or bair, your spacing is off. There's just enough knockback and time to get out of her nair if you space perfectly.

You still might get jabbed when you use nair and space it well though


"I know how to play falco, I just can't pillar well."

"oxymoron"

That's like saying you know to play peach without using dsmash (except that takes a lot less tech skill). Pillaring is the bread and butter of falco's combos

 

[LumpyCPU...]

i didn't mean literally die from jabs but i was being literal about calling me XiloTwo. it's my new nickname for myself when i'm on the john.


edit: XiloOne, when will you be on aim? ever? i'll check back here tomorrow when i wake up... maybe...

edit2: what is the name of my twitter account?

 

[GKInfinity]

"I know how to play falco, I just can't pillar well."

"oxymoron"

I said that I know how to play falco (as in, I know what the falco metagame is like), not that I actually can. I'm saying that if I was technical enough I'd be okay with falco, but since I can't pillar well I suck with him lol. It's obvious that pillaring is pretty much a requirement. I said earlier that I suck with falco, and my statement about not being able to pillar was my explanation as to why I suck with him. Not an oxymoron son. If I would've said "I'm good with falco, I just can't pillar well" I would totally agree with you though

Thanks for the training tip though Moon, I'm gonna try that

 

[LumpyCPU...]

nick... stfu... don't respond seriously... to anything... in this thread...

 

[Foy]

Yeah this is the modesto thread. All about molesto-ing your mind.

 

[GKInfinity]

nick... stfu... don't respond seriously... to anything... in this thread...

(insert random response here)

Edit: And wait, why are you moving kenny?

 

[LumpyCPU...]

because i hate you're giant c0ck and it rocks my world, nick!

edit: actually because my two friends that joined the army 4 years ago are finally getting out in a few months. the meeting spot is texas since the one who's stationed in texas has been living in his apartment for like a year now and says it's cheap and blah blah blah. we're gonna live there i guess.

 

[GKInfinity]

I appreciate the initial nonsensical response. ****, sucks that you're leaving though

 

[LumpyCPU...]

i know. when i leave we won't be able to hang out every day like we do now -_-

 

[12345678910]

What part of Texas Kenny?

 

[Miztik]

the part of texas with a fat **** in him

 

[Ooklah]

what time and where? I am in redding and need a plcae to play some smash . would love to come just just need some time, date, and location info

 

[Xilo Pryce]

kenny,,, aim?

 

[LumpyCPU...]

What part of Texas Kenny?

the part of texas with a fat **** in me

the part of texas with a fat **** in him

what the! how did you!

what time and where? I am in redding and need a plcae to play some smash . would love to come just just need some time, date, and location info

kenny,,, aim?

FUCK OFF FAGGOT

 

[12345678910]

I am guessing that means San Antonio, Texas since Xilo is there.

I've never been to Texas so I wouldn't know

 

[choknater]

eggzeelioprisms

 

[LumpyCPU...]

naw. killeen or something. by ft hood. um... yeah. if you're that curious, google killeen, tx

 

[kirbyraeg]

i was curious. i googled it.

it sounds like the texas modesto.

especially when i saw it had its own section on crime: "In 2005, the city of Killeen suffered from burglary and larceny rates that surpassed those of both Houston and Detroit. In 2005, the National average of burglaries per 100,000 people was 814.5, while Killeen reported 2107.7 burglaries per 100,000 people. The National average of larcenies per 100,000 people was 2734.4, while Killeen reported 3698.1 larcenies per 100,000 people."

in all seriousness i hope your **** doesn't get jacked.

 

[choknater]

its happened before D:

 

[12345678910]

Modesto is wack. I remember like the day after we moved in, we got ROBBED. I caught the mofos in the act and they hopped the fence. They ended up taking my ps1 and they left everything else packed up in bags they never took.

That's what they get for being mad greedy. We reported like tons of things stolen though and got $$$$. I guess that ended well?

 

[choknater]

insurance is too ****

but the fact it exists is kinda dum sometimes

its all good though

america's priy gud sometimes

 

[12345678910]

insurance is too ****

but the fact it exists is kinda dum sometimes

its all good though

america's priy gud sometimes

Insurance is like placing bets. Though the odds are against you because well the companies need to run themselves. But yeah this was pretty ****. Get insurance and use it right away to make money. It worked for us. As a joke I tell my parents to not lock the door when we go some place.

Man America is trash on average.

Edit: health insurance ***** people though. You get sick you lose no matter what. If it gets paid, you still suffer anyways. Don't have insurance? Get ***** out of your life savings for good.

 

[LumpyCPU...]

i was curious. i googled it.

it sounds like the texas modesto.

especially when i saw it had its own section on crime: "In 2005, the city of Killeen suffered from burglary and larceny rates that surpassed those of both Houston and Detroit. In 2005, the National average of burglaries per 100,000 people was 814.5, while Killeen reported 2107.7 burglaries per 100,000 people. The National average of larcenies per 100,000 people was 2734.4, while Killeen reported 3698.1 larcenies per 100,000 people."

in all seriousness i hope your **** doesn't get jacked.

wow... that sucks... lol thanks. i hope so too.

its happened before D:

true that, chu dat.

insurance is too ****

but the fact it exists is kinda dum sometimes

its all good though

america's priy gud sometimes

true that, chu dat.

 

[Ooklah]

hey i'm in redding, when is the next tourney down there ? i just moved to the west coast so i am trying to find some good tournaments around here

 

[LumpyCPU...]

this thread is the opposite of what you need.

we're mostly just cool people who occasionally (very rarely) have small smashfests.

ask around here http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=200283

 

[GKInfinity]

Modesto's a 4 hour drive from Redding. San Fran is 3 1/2 hours. Either way you're really far away which kinda sucks...

Yeah, modesto definitely isn't what you're looking for though lol

 

[MasterShake]

Come smash in Sacramento dude I'm available like erry day.

 

[Miztik]

kenny dont get a car in texas

 

[LumpyCPU...]

i know... that **** will get stolen as soon as i touch the keys.

 

[Xilo Pryce]

I've never heard a more accurate post

 

[Foy]

Dibs on stealing it.

 

[LumpyCPU...]

i'd rather you steal it than a stranger. at least you might let me borrow it once in a while...

 

[Foy]

Ugh i wish i bought that car from you. Wouldve ****ing coated that **** in blue paint and ****ing drove on the highway ****ing blaring FZero Music.

 

[LumpyCPU...]

HAHA that's legit

 

[kirbyraeg]

f-zero music is hella legit

but it doesn't compare to the classical station.

 

[12345678910]

f-zero music is hella legit

but it doesn't compare to the classical station.

I agree. F-Zero music is great. I have to disagree on it not being comparable...I don't think classical music fits F-Zero as well.

 

[LumpyCPU...]

every musical style has it's uses. don't hate.

 

[Foy]

Speeding on the highway requires FZero. If a cop pulled you over and they come up to the car and hear FZero music, the will give you a highfive and their gun so you can shoot people while going mach 5.

 

[kirbyraeg]

on the other hand, you could be cloaked by the powers of tchaikovsky and not get pulled over at all.

it's like a stylish camouflage.

 

[MacD]

it's all about blarring LADY GAGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!