Misinterpret the Sakurai Quote!

[Fluttershy]

Toon link confirmed to be able to drink Coffee and go off the wall hurting everyone that gets in his way

"This Coffee is too cold"

 

[SchAlternate]

Game confirmed to be cancelled because Sakurai didn't get his coffee the way he wanted.


"WOMBO COMBOOOOOO!!!"

 

[chaoswafflez04]

"WOMBO COMBOOOOOO!!!"

That ain't Falco. (Fox confirmed to not be Falco.)

"I can believe its not butter."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Sakurai confirmed to visit Grocery Stores in America.

"What on Earth is logic and predicting?"

 

[SchAlternate]

Everything we knew about anything is a lie.

"Goo goo g'joob"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

World of Goo rep confirmed.

"What makes me a good Demoman?"

 

[SchAlternate]

Alcohol will appear in the game as an item, and turn anyone who drinks it into a Scottish, drunk, brash madman with explosives.

"I am the walrus"

 

[chaoswafflez04]

"I am the walrus"

The Beatles confirmed as playable with Yellow Submarine stage.

"Space Dandy is a dandy guy... in space."

 

[Blaziken]

Mario Galaxy confirmed to be the only stage in the game.

"Personally, I prefer the air!"

 

[SchAlternate]

Bread item cut at the risk of being stolen from Falco.

"HURRN CONFIRMED"

 

[chaoswafflez04]

"HURRN CONFIRMED"

HURRN confirmed to be the only sound that everyone and everything in the game now makes.

"Treecko, Torchic, or Mudkip? Hm..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

A hybird of Hoenn's starters confirmed as a playable character in Smash 4.

"I'm not crying, it was just the onions!"

 

[Fluttershy]

more pokemon can mega evolve playable and from the poke and master ball

"should we make the other two starters and the main Legendaaires have mega forms?"

 

[chaoswafflez04]

"I'm not crying, it was just the onions!"

There were no onions in the first place. Sakurai confirmed to be a horrible liar.

"I heard that carrots are good for your eyes!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Carrots confirmed as a special food item that increases the size of hitboxes as if attacks had better accuracy.

"I am alone in the Universe..."

 

[dimensionsword64]

Sakurai confirmed to be the only one working on the game. As a result, it will be delayed until 2022.

 

[SmasherMaster]

Sakurai confirmed to be dead. Smash Bros Wii U and 3DS are canceled.

"My parents adopted a pony. His name is Ed!"

 

[SchAlternate]

*insert MLP joke here*

"I hate Shulk so much, but I understand a lot of people want him playable in the game..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Shulk confirmed. As the worst character moveset and gameplay-wise.

"My cat is so energetic."

 

[Deleted member]

*insert MLP joke here*

"I hate Shulk so much, but I understand a lot of people want him playable in the game..."

Shulk confirmed!... but he is the worst character in the game.

Shulk confirmed. As the worst character moveset and gameplay-wise.

"My cat is so energetic."

Sakurai's cat confirmed! His moveset involves lightning fast attacks!

"Please Understand"

 

[dimensionsword64]

The game is canceled.

"Palutena is too big."

 

[Luigi#1]

Bowser and Charizard deconfirmed.

"Luigi deconfirmed."

 

[Fluttershy]

No Namco characters confirmed to be in game

"We can't decide on which character to use for Namco's representation"

 

[SmasherMaster]

"We can't decide on which character to use for Namco's representation"

Nintendo vs Namco confirmed.

"Rule 63. NO EXCEPTIONS!"

 

[SchAlternate]

Ice Climbers confirmed.

"DCDSFSDGRSDGVERSBVEDVZE"

 

[dimensionsword64]

Sakurai confirmed to be crazy.

"I can't remember what I had for breakfast."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Sakurai confirmed to be forgetful in the morning. All content in Smash 4 that Sakurai had worked on early in the morning is lost and will be recreated, thus resulting in a much later release date.

"Free money!"

 

[dimensionsword64]

Coin mode confirmed to be the only available mode.

"I yawned in the middle of my meeting today."

 

[SmasherMaster]

"I yawned in the middle of my meeting today."

Jigglypuff confirmed.

"I can't wait to show you all some exciting stuff at E3"

 

[SchAlternate]

E3 cancelled.

"ECH"

 

[Substitution]

Jontron confirmed for Smash! With Barry as an Assist Trophy.

"What am I doing with my life?!"

 

[Deleted member]

Jontron confirmed for Smash! With Barry as an Assist Trophy.

"What am I doing with my life?!"

Midlife crisis confirmed!

"I am absolutely frightened by Luigi now."

 

[Substitution]

Luigi confirmed to be the Grim Reaper.

"Hello. My name is Masahiro Sakurai. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Adventure mode confirmed to be a comedic romance/drama story.

"I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it?"

 

[DA K1D]

Probably his middle finger. Maybe it's ridley though, so I should keep my hopes up IT'S TOTALLY GONNA BE RIDLEY.

"Envy controllers is sorta cool"

 

[nessokman]

Probably his middle finger. Maybe it's ridley though, so I should keep my hopes up IT'S TOTALLY GONNA BE RIDLEY.

"Envy controllers is sorta cool"

Smash to be bundled with envy controllers

"Pac Man is now playable"

 

[Substitution]

Main character from Lock 'N Chase is now playable.

"I wanna Rock 'n Roll all night, and party every day!"

 

[SmasherMaster]

"I wanna Rock 'n Roll all night, and party every day!"

Capcom gets two Assist trophies. Electra Man and Roll. Disco mode is confirmed. Characters stop at random times to dance.

"I planned on adding the Mii in."

 

[Substitution]

Sakurai to have confirmed the reason Miis are in, so he can be in the game.

"Han shot first."

 

[Fluttershy]

Dark pit confirmed to crash parties everwhere

"Should we make him a clone?"