SmasherMaster
Smash Lord
Cabbages is new Smash Ball. Banned in all tournaments for being OP.
"See, that's what it'd be like if you had me for a face!"
"See, that's what it'd be like if you had me for a face!"
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Misinterpret the Sakurai Quote!
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Fluttershy
Element of Kindness
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Ponies confirmed to be assist Trophies
"why are they all so Adorable?!"
"why are they all so Adorable?!"
SmasherMaster
Smash Lord
Chibi mode confirmed. All character fight as chibis.
"My name is Fred Fredburger and I can spell my name real good."
"My name is Fred Fredburger and I can spell my name real good."
Game&Watcher
Smash Ace
Sakurai confirmed to have amnesia.
"Smash Bros. will never feature any characters that aren't initially in a video game. Quit asking for Goku!"
PATH O__o
::The Pathological Trailmix::
GOKU IS CONFIRMED!
"hello"
"hello"
KingofPhantoms
The Spook Factor
Dragonette confirmed to cover the game's entire soundtrack.
"I teleported bread."
"I teleported bread."
Fluttershy
Element of Kindness
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Bread Confirmed to be teleported on various stages
"WHERE IS MY PIECE OF BREAD?!"
"WHERE IS MY PIECE OF BREAD?!"
chaoswafflez04
Smash Apprentice
Sarki Soliloquy
Smash Champion
Spy confirmed with Scout having a Final Smash cameo!
"Have a seat."
"Have a seat."
FirestormNeos
Smash Lord
Sailor Moon confirmed with Chris Hanson as an Assist Trophy.
"Tomorrow we will introduce a character who's poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague on all our houses!"
"Tomorrow we will introduce a character who's poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague on all our houses!"
KingofPhantoms
The Spook Factor
Bubble Buddy the framed Bubble confirmed. Also Sakurai plans to tip something over, and then GET THE LIFEGUARD!
"Everything you just said was insane, and, we are out of time. Congratulations! You're a failure."
"Everything you just said was insane, and, we are out of time. Congratulations! You're a failure."
Sarki Soliloquy
Smash Champion
Sakurai confirmed to be a misanthropist!
"Who's that lady in the knight's armor and blue dress? I doubt it's King Arthur."
"Who's that lady in the knight's armor and blue dress? I doubt it's King Arthur."
FirestormNeos
Smash Lord
Ashley is now both an Assist Trophy AND character, along with picture of Marth facepalming.
"Normally he just curls up into a ball to move around tight space, but now Metroid actually going to crawl this time around!"
"Normally he just curls up into a ball to move around tight space, but now Metroid actually going to crawl this time around!"
Capybara Gaming
Just Vibing
Metroid confirmed...
"Why is life so delicate and sad...."
"Why is life so delicate and sad...."
Sarki Soliloquy
Smash Champion
Negative Man confirmed as Sandbag alt costume!
"We asked Nitroplus if they would like to include a specialized character model into our resource collection."
"We asked Nitroplus if they would like to include a specialized character model into our resource collection."
Capybara Gaming
Just Vibing
Nitroplus trophies confirmed!
"Quoth the Raven, 'Nevermore'"
"Quoth the Raven, 'Nevermore'"
Sarki Soliloquy
Smash Champion
The Raven stage confirmed! Literature 3rd parties opened.
"Deleted by administrator."
"Deleted by administrator."
Capybara Gaming
Just Vibing
Sakurai confirmed to have been trolling the fanbase this whole time! There is no Smash 4!
"I am Junichiro, I tell you what."
"I am Junichiro, I tell you what."
dimensionsword64
Smash Champion
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Sakurai confirmed to not be Sakurai.
dun dun duuuuuuun
"Nya ha ha!"
dun dun duuuuuuun
"Nya ha ha!"
StaffofSmashing
Smash Lord
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Fred confirmed!
"Here's Ridley! As a Pyrosphere boss!"
"Here's Ridley! As a Pyrosphere boss!"
KingofPhantoms
The Spook Factor
Smashboards confirmed to explode violently.
"Oh my God who touched Sasha? WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!"
"Oh my God who touched Sasha? WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!"
StaffofSmashing
Smash Lord
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- When you're not looking, I'm there.
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Sasha with a gun confirmed!
"Superman confirmed as a Wily Castle stage hazard!"
"Superman confirmed as a Wily Castle stage hazard!"
TheCJBrine
Smash Legend
Sakurai confirmed to be working with DC, and other super heroes and villains will be stage hazards, (assist) trophies, and even playable characters!
"When life gives you lemons, burn life's house down!"
"When life gives you lemons, burn life's house down!"
FirestormNeos
Smash Lord
Cave Johnson confirmed.
"PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKES! UNLIMITED PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCAAAAAAAAAAAAKES!"
"PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKES! UNLIMITED PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCAAAAAAAAAAAAKES!"
KingofPhantoms
The Spook Factor
J.K. Simmons will be the voice of the announcer this time, portraying Cave Johnson with his hatred of lemons and everything! Even Master Hand will sound like him!
It is confirmed that Sakurai doesn't understand Star Wars Episode III very well.
"Don't wanna get eaten by Sharknado!"
FirestormNeos
Smash Lord
sanic canfurmd.
"now narrated by Gordan Freeman!"
"now narrated by Gordan Freeman!"
Game&Watcher
Smash Ace
Nintendo confirmed to work with Valve on Half-Life 3!
"POLYMASCOTFOAMALATE! Feed it to the babies! POLYMASCOTFOAMALATE! Or as a topping on soured cream! Polymascotfoamalate! Helping America ingenuitize the Future across the globe!"
Capybara Gaming
Just Vibing
Sakurai confirmed to be crazy.
"Yo man I tell ya what it's like dang ol' smash brothers with the dang ol' Mario, Link, Pikachu, Samus, Kirby, Fox, Villager, Sonic, Mega Man, I tell ya what boy it's gonna be a lot of fun"
"Yo man I tell ya what it's like dang ol' smash brothers with the dang ol' Mario, Link, Pikachu, Samus, Kirby, Fox, Villager, Sonic, Mega Man, I tell ya what boy it's gonna be a lot of fun"
Sarki Soliloquy
Smash Champion
Doc Louis confirmed as match commentator! He can't be toggled off either, so you're gonna have to put up with him!
"You Miiverse artists sure have a thing for my face."
"You Miiverse artists sure have a thing for my face."
Capybara Gaming
Just Vibing
Miiverse confirmed as a stage with pictures drawn by users of Sakurai's face.
"This is my happy face."
"This is my happy face."
Sarki Soliloquy
Smash Champion
All characters have a taunt that involves them facing the screen with an exaggerated grin.
"My wife doesn't like when I'm angry. I bet you wouldn't either."
"My wife doesn't like when I'm angry. I bet you wouldn't either."
SmasherMaster
Smash Lord
Sakurai confirmed to need anger management classes.
"What was that, Sandvich? "Kill them all"? Good idea! Hahaha!"
"What was that, Sandvich? "Kill them all"? Good idea! Hahaha!"
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FirestormNeos
Smash Lord
Sandwiches will be distributed at the 3DS midnight release to celebrate.
"Bet you can't go an entire day without making a Ridley joke!"
"Bet you can't go an entire day without making a Ridley joke!"
KingofPhantoms
The Spook Factor
Sakurai confirmed to be a lurker on Smashboards. He's watching us...
"This is the. Worst. Possible. THING!"
"This is the. Worst. Possible. THING!"
SmasherMaster
Smash Lord
Both versions get delayed until 2016.
"Here's Johnny!"
"Here's Johnny!"
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KingofPhantoms
The Spook Factor
Sakurai has gone insane and has become a crazy Axe-murderer. SOMEONE HALP US ALL
"Yo, the name is Batty."
"Yo, the name is Batty."
Fluttershy
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Substitute confirmed to have bigger role in smash
".........(Sakurai used Substitute) "
".........(Sakurai used Substitute) "
Capybara Gaming
Just Vibing
Substitute confirmed to be a full playable character.
"Everypony needs to smile!"
"Everypony needs to smile!"
SmasherMaster
Smash Lord
Pinkie Pie is an Assist Trophy. Twilight Sparkle and Optimus Prime are a tag team.
"Lies! So much filty earth lies!"
"Lies! So much filty earth lies!"
KingofPhantoms
The Spook Factor
Sakurai confirmed to be an alien. He's also a space pirate general who doesn't believe Ridley is one of SSB4's most wanted characters.
"I HAVE THE POWER!"
"I HAVE THE POWER!"