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Misinterpret the Sakurai Quote!

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Ludacris confirmed to replace Sonic.

"Never gonna punch you up, never gonna slice you down, never gonna punch, kick, and Final Smash you!"
Rick Astley confirmed to make the soundtrack...

"My ma used to tell me life is like a box of chocolates."
 
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Rick Astley confirmed to make the soundtrack...

"My ma used to tell me life is like a box of chocolates."
Forrest Gump confirmed as a playable character.

"FOR THE LAST TIME YOU MIIDIOTS!!!! Goku is NOT going to be playable in Super Smash Bros!!!!! Get it! Got it? Good."
 

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Forrest Gump confirmed as a playable character.

"FOR THE LAST TIME YOU MIIDIOTS!!!! Goku is NOT going to be playable in Super Smash Bros!!!!! Get it! Got it? Good."
Vegeta confirmed for SSB4! :reverse:

"I know, it's only Rock and Roll, but I like it!"
 

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Vegeta confirmed for SSB4! :reverse:

"I know, it's only Rock and Roll, but I like it!"
Mega Man and Roll as an Ice-Climbers-like team confirmed for SSB4!

"Smash Balls, Assists, Smart Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend! As long as you have enough trophies!"
 

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Mega Man and Roll as an Ice-Climbers-like team confirmed for SSB4!

"Smash Balls, Assists, Smart Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend! As long as you have enough trophies!"
Duck walked confirmed for Smash! Cool huh?

"I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE!!"
 

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Happy Mask Salesman confirmed!

"You've met a terrible fate, haven't you?"
SSB4 confirmed to tie you down to your chair/couch, and make you listen to all of Justin Bieber's songs on loop, while the Happy Mask Salesman laughs in the background!

"Mashadobby Sakurai is free elf, sir."
 

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SSB4 confirmed to tie you down to your chair/couch, and make you listen to all of Justin Bieber's songs on loop, while the Happy Mask Salesman laughs in the background!

"Mashadobby Sakurai is free elf, sir."
Sakurai confirmed to save friends!

"Is this real life?"
 
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Sakurai needs his mother.
"Lately I've been watching Twitch Plays Pokemon"
Sakurai allows Twitch to play SSB4! 10 hours is spent on the menu!

"Start A B B A A A B Left Down Up Up Up Right Right Down A B A A A B"
 

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Sakurai allows Twitch to play SSB4! 10 hours is spent on the menu!

"Start A B B A A A B Left Down Up Up Up Right Right Down A B A A A B"
Smash confirmed to have an "all unlockables unlocked" cheat code!

"Where am I?"
 

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Sakurai comfirmed to be within the data of smashboards.
"Boy Attacking Tucans and Joshjepson suck at melee"
Tucans and anyone named Josh confirmed to be low tier!

"I'm my own original fan character!"
 
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BLONIC CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!11!!!eLeVeNoNe

"If you say 'I laughed so hard I literally pooped my pants', there better be actual poop in your actual pants!"
Sakurai confirmed to be serious. The release date is closer than we think!

"How Embarrassing."
 
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Dodongo confirmed as boss.

"It's a secret to everybody..."
Sakurai confirmed to have leaked information to someone! Who? No one knows!

"This dog is huge… Wait, no, the playable characters are small. The Smash Bros. series doesn't always stay true to scale."
 

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Sakurai confirmed to have leaked information to someone! Who? No one knows!

"This dog is huge… Wait, no, the playable characters are small. The Smash Bros. series doesn't always stay true to scale."
Ridley confirmed, but he's the size of Olimar.

"My carpet was stained purple today."
 
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"I like Kirby."
Mr. Kirby to be one of the default Miis in SSB4, with the Final Smash utilizing the Donkey Kong. The sailboat, that is.

"It is an unwritten rule of the Zelda universe that the fairies are female. This raises a couple of interesting questions regarding the fact we see them in most of the games..."
 
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Mr. Kirby to be one of the default Miis in SSB4, with the Final Smash utilizing the Donkey Kong. The sailboat, that is.

"It is an unwritten rule of the Zelda universe that the fairies are female. This raises a couple of interesting questions regarding the fact we see them in most of the games..."
Sakurai confirmed to take over development of Zelda games from now on so he can make an official explanation of how fairies can reproduce.

"Army or not, you must realize, you are doomed...."
 

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Sakurai retires to do the selfie Olympics, SSB4 never released.

"I think the next character will be an unexpected one..."
Diddy confirmed. Damn you, reverse psychology!

Zeena from Sonic Lost World confirmed!

"Bobby, you can't go around kicking people below the belt."
Groin attacks deconfirmed.

"I think there should be a character that could beat Bowser in size."
 
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