M.K
Level 55
Link to original post: [drupal=1788]Meta-Kirby (Parody of: KOTH)[/drupal]
PARODY OF THIS BLOG: http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=232968
Yesterday my human master of all things great, some of you may know him as Meta-Kirby or MK, was devoured by three sharks from the Atlantic Ocean. This may sound like a FISHY STORY, but please hear me out.
Yesterday my human master and I left for Banana Sundae Land like any other weekend that has a 50% chance of rain, rode our flying motorcycles made of tuna and put them in our fat rolls, and went off to yoga. My human master wanted to take a huge *** dump and while in the stall, talked to the ocean, because the ocean was his friend. He said to the ocean "Ocean, do you love me? Do you feel me as a sibling? If the ocean is tender meat, am I the soft buns on which you press your juicy tenderness to." The ocean of the Earth says quote "What chu want, bruh? Crack? Weed? Got it all, mother ****er, got it ALL. You be saying RACIST things, oh Shaniqua, **** bout to go DOWN?" In those exact words. I replied and said "Did that ocean just ****ing talk EBONICS?!" And my brother says "The language of the ocean is not to be CRITICIZED!!" The ocean drove away on it's bike made of pepperjack cheese slices and bowls of integrity.
Later that night, my human master and I thought it would be a good idea to go and get a couple of hooker pufferfish for a rowdy night of Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune, and we chose to walk to the shoreline, in the middle of the night. We left our refrigerator box, opened the top flap and started crumpin' down the street to the tunes of Eminem and the Doodlebops. After we picked up the autistic pufferfish for half price of the normal pufferish, we heard some fapping behind us, so we turned and tried to get out our cameras for late-night. There were three sharks behind us on the land, and although this doesn't make any sense, we though they were aiming at a pumpkin although the muzzle was pressed up against my face. They must have heard our hooker moaning in her usual "moan-thrust-moan" pattern on the beach and looked at us. Before I could pull out I heard an earsplitting crunch, and then my human master fell inside the shark beside me. Them I felt a sharp pain in my right wing and I screamed in joy, as I was a masochist, and I love pain.
Too soon to react I fell to my side and had a great pleasure feeling down there, trying to hold sharks were eating sandwiches as they jumped on the magical bottle of suntan lotion and flew up to Nebraska. I pulled out my cup with a string attached and called for my brother, asking him which sort of pizza toppings he wanted. I thought he would say pepperoni. We were both taken away to the hospital for no apparent reason and we both got fake names and I was tossed in the garbage later that night. Marc/Steve/Shaniqua/Fredrick Mease/De*snap*quonde is in intesive care because the shark ate him and that's because it did, as well as he lost a lot of calcium because he hadn't drank milk in a long, long time. He could be in the shark for a while, while I merely have to pay for the autistic hooker. When he was loaded up with Oreos and said the double stuffed creme in his belly button was a little better, he asked me to log on and tell his story. He said thanks for the advice, and that he didnt beat them up, as you can tell from my point of view in the story, but the sharks are getting hunted for use of their jaws in an attempt to OM NOM. They probably thought that he was flavored, so that is why they were eating him, luckily they didnt eat me, or else my human master would be very cramped.
He also wanted to give a "HOLLA" to someone he called FirustheHedgehog, and someone named Kawaii Bunny. I dont know who you are, but if you are laughing your *** off, he said he isn't making anything up and don't go to Google at all, AT ALL.
-Someone who doesn't know Meta-Kirby but will sign as his name,
Meta-Kirby
Updated:The sharks were caught, here are their mugshots:
http://www.startedbyamouse.com/graphics/FindingNemo/FindingNemo102.jpg
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51BuOpKkJuL._SL500_AA240_.jpg
http://improveverywhere.com/images/safetyshark01.jpg
2nd update: We got Meta-Kirby out of the shark, and a bystander took a picture of the attack:
http://www.thealarmclock.com/euro/images/SharkAttack.jpg
We wish the best for Meta-Kirby, even though this story makes no sense and the pictures come from popular websites.
Everyone give me attention, thank you.
This is all in good fun, no harm intended =)
PARODY OF THIS BLOG: http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=232968
Yesterday my human master of all things great, some of you may know him as Meta-Kirby or MK, was devoured by three sharks from the Atlantic Ocean. This may sound like a FISHY STORY, but please hear me out.
Yesterday my human master and I left for Banana Sundae Land like any other weekend that has a 50% chance of rain, rode our flying motorcycles made of tuna and put them in our fat rolls, and went off to yoga. My human master wanted to take a huge *** dump and while in the stall, talked to the ocean, because the ocean was his friend. He said to the ocean "Ocean, do you love me? Do you feel me as a sibling? If the ocean is tender meat, am I the soft buns on which you press your juicy tenderness to." The ocean of the Earth says quote "What chu want, bruh? Crack? Weed? Got it all, mother ****er, got it ALL. You be saying RACIST things, oh Shaniqua, **** bout to go DOWN?" In those exact words. I replied and said "Did that ocean just ****ing talk EBONICS?!" And my brother says "The language of the ocean is not to be CRITICIZED!!" The ocean drove away on it's bike made of pepperjack cheese slices and bowls of integrity.
Later that night, my human master and I thought it would be a good idea to go and get a couple of hooker pufferfish for a rowdy night of Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune, and we chose to walk to the shoreline, in the middle of the night. We left our refrigerator box, opened the top flap and started crumpin' down the street to the tunes of Eminem and the Doodlebops. After we picked up the autistic pufferfish for half price of the normal pufferish, we heard some fapping behind us, so we turned and tried to get out our cameras for late-night. There were three sharks behind us on the land, and although this doesn't make any sense, we though they were aiming at a pumpkin although the muzzle was pressed up against my face. They must have heard our hooker moaning in her usual "moan-thrust-moan" pattern on the beach and looked at us. Before I could pull out I heard an earsplitting crunch, and then my human master fell inside the shark beside me. Them I felt a sharp pain in my right wing and I screamed in joy, as I was a masochist, and I love pain.
Too soon to react I fell to my side and had a great pleasure feeling down there, trying to hold sharks were eating sandwiches as they jumped on the magical bottle of suntan lotion and flew up to Nebraska. I pulled out my cup with a string attached and called for my brother, asking him which sort of pizza toppings he wanted. I thought he would say pepperoni. We were both taken away to the hospital for no apparent reason and we both got fake names and I was tossed in the garbage later that night. Marc/Steve/Shaniqua/Fredrick Mease/De*snap*quonde is in intesive care because the shark ate him and that's because it did, as well as he lost a lot of calcium because he hadn't drank milk in a long, long time. He could be in the shark for a while, while I merely have to pay for the autistic hooker. When he was loaded up with Oreos and said the double stuffed creme in his belly button was a little better, he asked me to log on and tell his story. He said thanks for the advice, and that he didnt beat them up, as you can tell from my point of view in the story, but the sharks are getting hunted for use of their jaws in an attempt to OM NOM. They probably thought that he was flavored, so that is why they were eating him, luckily they didnt eat me, or else my human master would be very cramped.
He also wanted to give a "HOLLA" to someone he called FirustheHedgehog, and someone named Kawaii Bunny. I dont know who you are, but if you are laughing your *** off, he said he isn't making anything up and don't go to Google at all, AT ALL.
-Someone who doesn't know Meta-Kirby but will sign as his name,
Meta-Kirby
Updated:The sharks were caught, here are their mugshots:
http://www.startedbyamouse.com/graphics/FindingNemo/FindingNemo102.jpg
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51BuOpKkJuL._SL500_AA240_.jpg
http://improveverywhere.com/images/safetyshark01.jpg
2nd update: We got Meta-Kirby out of the shark, and a bystander took a picture of the attack:
http://www.thealarmclock.com/euro/images/SharkAttack.jpg
We wish the best for Meta-Kirby, even though this story makes no sense and the pictures come from popular websites.
Everyone give me attention, thank you.
This is all in good fun, no harm intended =)
