lmfao. I've seen both. LOLOL. Theres this other one where like this guy dressed as the devil corrupts this kid. Forgot what its called but man was it hilarious.
OH. Satan's little helper. LOLOL
Anyway.
skip to the bold below for a summary
So me, and my friend Matt are walking home after buying drinks, plastic katanas, and taking pictures all throughout goldbar fo myspace. So we walk by these kids who I used to know, and I say "Hey, its those one kids who hung out with Skyler's little brother" Then they're like "WHATTHE****DIDYOUJUSTSAYTOME?"
I thought they were kidding because no one in their right mind would **** with me in goldbar LOL. Get it? I run them streets? Anyway, so im like "You're like 50 feet away, i'm far too lazy to talk." So, assuming they recognize me, I say something like "Besides, me and Skyler used to kick your *** when you were in your crib anyway."
So they follow me and Matt down the street to almost my house. LOL
So they're like "You wanna start ****!?" I'm like "With middle schoolers? Not really." Then they're like "Then why'd I hear 'queef'"
So Matt says "Because it came out of your mouth"
Then the kid says "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY"
Then Matt says "Well you did call us queefs. Then get mad at us for it."
So I'm like "You're ****ing ********. I was just saying hi because you are friends with my friends little brother and you freaked out. Calm down kid."
So the kid says "Who's your friend, *****."
I'm like "Skyler Severns, the kid who I kicked your *** with back when we were in grade school?"
Then he says "Oh, ****, I was about to kick yo ***." And starts to walk away.
The kid who did all the talking was like this fat middle school kid in a blue jacket, and he had his little hawaiian or black friend with him. So good thing I can pull Skyler's name and 'not get my *** kicked'.
It's funny because the kid didn't remember me kicking his *** like everyday when I was ******** and violent.
Matts summary:
Matt says:
"These two 8th graders who think they are part of a gang attempted to be threatening towards I and my friend"
Matt says:
"and since we're 4 years older than them we just threw out their friends older brother who always beat the hell out of them's name and they ran"
