Burning straight into the fray, Hothead joins the Brawl!
Stats
Size: Varies, he grows larger when hit by fire attacks.
Power: Infinite.
Speed: Faster than you.
First Jump: Awesome.
Second Jump: Awesome-er.
Weight: If Bowser ate Ganondorf, Dedede and Jigglypuff. That. Times two.
Playstyle
1. Press B.
2. Wait.
3. ????
4. Profit!
Standard Attacks
A,A,A Combo: Spitfire- Hothead nudges into his opponent, burning them severly. 10%
Side Tilt: Lick of Flames- Hothead inches forward a slight distance and burns his opponent. 10%
Up Tilt: Brushfire- Hothead glances upwards. Any opponent above him instantly bursts into flames. 10%
Down Tilt: Rolling Blaze- Hothead dons a pair of sunglasses. Everyone withing three Battlefield platforms of Hothead are engulfed in flames. 10%
Smash Attacks
Side Smash: Sudden Eruption- Hothead stays perfectly motionless but becomes incredibly hot. Anyone near him takes 10%.
Up Smash: Towering Inferno- Hothead jumps up a slight ways, burning anyone above him. Or near him. Or on the stage in general. 10%.
Down Smash: Incineration- Hothead suddenly burns out! But it's okay, he's that awesome that he immediately goes back on fire. 10%.
Aerials
Do you REALLY want Hothead to leave the ground? Yeah. Didn't think so. He has no aerials so as to keep him balanced.
Grabs and Throws
Hothead has no arms. You can't expect him to do everything, can you? Jeez you people will NEVER be happy...
Specials
Neutral B: Kindling- Hothead grows larger, becoming more powerful...not that he needs it. This attack also does 10% to anyone around him.
Side B: Flame On!- Hothead glares at his opponent. His opponent then comtemplates life and what they're actually living for. After the intense thought process, the opponent collapses into tears and recieves damage. 10%.
Up B: Platform Hug- Hothead suctions himself towards the central platform of the stage and begins circling it. 10%.
Down B: Burning Desire- Hothead falls over, burning his opponents. 10%
FINAL SMASH
Hothead's Day Off
Hothead sits down at a computer screen. He's gained weight since Super Mario world... over 9000 pounds to be exact. He sits at the computer playing World of Warcraft. His sparks are gone. They are covered by layers of fat tissue. His other muscle have deteriorated too. They are also now just fat.
Hothead suddenly gets an IM.
Sakurai: Hothead! Get off your ***! It's time for the Brawl!
This is what Hothead was waiting for! He cancelled his quest party and logged out of WoW. It was time for a comeback.
Hothead starts going through a tough training style. He does 1,000,000 Hothead Sit ups, the same amount of Hothead Push ups, and he runs a Hothead Rotations around his Hothead House. He opens the fridge and determines he doesn't have enough eggs. So he goes to the source. Hothead runs all the way to a farm in Alabama (He lives in Germany). On the farm he forces the chickens with his mind to lay over 9000 eggs and to go get more eggs for him. Falcon gets the eggs and a giant bowl and makes the biggest protein shake the world has ever seen. He drinks the shake with his eyes and it flows through his body replacing his blood. This protein blood becomes powerful enough to blow all of his fat leftover off and it flies into a meteor in space. Hothead becomes his good old self!
The meteor aligns with Earth for a crash landing to destroy it. This is Hothead's true test to see if he's ready.
Hothead jumps up, through the atmosphere and into space. He grins.
Hothead makes the meteor evaporate with a single glance. The massive explosion makes him descend towards Earth.
The camera shows Hothead many miles above the stage, falling at a rapid speed, while playing a flaming guitar with his eyes. He gets bored and throws the guitar at a nearby mountain, causing the mountain to explode. Only instead of debris, pornography comes flying out of the explosion, which Hothead looks at while eating raw meat, drinking beer, and flexing his biceps.
He gets bored with the pornography, so he destroys it all with his chest hair, which he can grow at will. He finishes his raw meat and beer, so he eats the beer glass, like a real man. He still has quite a long way to go before he crashes into the stage, so he starts striking manly poses, while shooting bullets out of eyeballs. These bullets explode upon impact with the ground, launching a flaming truck into the air, straight towards Hothea, who slices it in half before it can reach him with the force created by him flexing his pecks.
As he passes the gas tank, which became detached, he looks at it causing it to explode with the force of a nuclear warhead. This propels Hothead towards the stage at an incredible speed.
Hothead crashes into the stage with a pelvic thrust, done at near the speed of light. He climbs out of the crater he created, and blinks. The incredible force created by this kills everyone within a 500 mile radius, and every female in the universe climaxes.