Teen Girl Squad joins the Brawl!
Teen Girl Squad is a flash taking the form of a comic strip written by the the troublemaker Strong Bad. The titular characters are always trying to find ways to attract boys, but usually meet gruesome and/or unusual deaths, like getting crushed by a giant twelved-sided die.
Shared moves:
The relative power of each girl's version of the attack:
- The Ugly One--2x So-and-So
- So-and-So--Default
- What's Her Face--75% of So-and-So
- Cheerleader--Half of So-and-So
Standards and Tilts
A: Slap; Low knockback, short range; 3%
A Combo: Infinite slaps; Low knockback, short range; 3% per hit
Side Tilt: Weak Punch; Low knockback, short range; 4%
Up Tilt: Spins her hand above her head; Medium knockback, short range; 3%
Down Tilt: Trips other player; Low knockback, short range; 2%
Dash Attack: Cart of laundry appears in front of the girl, which pushes until it dumps its contents; Medium knockback, medium range; 13%
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Smash Attacks
Side Smash: Strong punch; Medium knockback, short range; 8%
Up Smash: Attack changes depending on girl
- Cheerleader--Pom-poms
- So-and-So--Book
- What's Her Face--Possum
- The Ugly One--Dead crow
Medium knockback, short range; 12%
Down Smash: Splits; Medium knockback, short range; 7%
Air Attacks
Neutral Air: Spins around with her foot sticking out; High knockback, medium range; 11%
Foward Air: Foward kick; High knockback, medium range; 9%
Back Air: Back kick; Medium knockback, medium range; 10%
Up Air: Upwards slap; Low knockback, short range; 4%
Down Air: Screwdriver kick; High knockback, medium range; 16%
Situational Attacks
Get-Up: Trips opponent; Low knockback, short range; 2%
Ledge: Trips opponent; Low knockback short range; 2%
Grab and Throws
Grab Attack: Slap; 3%
Foward Throw: Punches opponent foward; Medium knockback; 6%
Back Throw: Swings opponent backwards; Low knockback; 0%
Up Throw: Launches opponent upwards; Medium knockback; 3%
Down Throw: Slams opponent into ground; High knockback; 7%
Special Moves
Down B--Girl Switch: The girl pulls out a piece of paper and starts writing on it. While the girl is writing, she takes the form of the next girl. They are in this order:
Cheerleader>So-and-So>What's Her Face>The Ugly One>Cheerleader
Cheerleader
The selfish leader of Teen Girl Squad. In Smash, she's the fastest of the girls, but also the weakest.
Stats (Out of 5):
Power: 1/5
Walking Speed: 4/5
Dash speed: 5/5
Range: 3/5
Projectile distance: 2/5
Drop speed/weight: 1/5
Size: 3/5
1st jump: 2/5
2nd Jump: 3/5
Crouch: 3/5
Traction: 2/5
Combo: 3/5
Wall jump: no
Wall cling: no
Crawling: no
Glide: no
Tether: no
Pros:
Fastest Teen Girl
Good for racking up damage
Cons:
Weakest Teen Girl
Is hard to KO with
Easily KO'd
Special Moves
B--Kissy-tar: Shreds on an electric guitar; Creates a filed of enerygy around Cheerleader that lasts about three seconds; Low knockback, medium range; 6%
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Side B--Megaphone Cheer: Shouts into a megaphone; Medium knockback, long range; 8%
Up B--Double Double Whipless Mochaccino Half Caf: Jumps into the air, performing a small cannonball; Low knockback, low range; 2%
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FINAL SMASH--
It's Over: Pulls out electric guitar, and a shark holiding a bass appears next to her. They start singing "It's Over!" A ball of energy a little bigger than Wario is formed by the music appears on top of the duo, and becomes controllable. It works about the same way as Volt Tackle, including speed and damage. At the end, the ball of energy leaves an explosion about twice the size of DK and damges anyone caught in the radius. Lasts about six seconds.
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Taunts:
1: Dances, singing "What time is it? It's Valentimes!"
2: "Okay girls, let's start looking GOOD!"
3: "I thought this was Coach Conrad's Sit-Up Camp For Shirtless Boys!"
Victory: "I look so good!"
So-and-So
The "brains" behind Teen Girl Squad, she's actually very clueless, and has an imaginary boyfriend name Brett Bretterson. She the most balanced of the Teen Girls.
Power: 3/5
Walking Speed: 2/5
Dash speed: 3/5
Range: 3/5
Projectile distance: 3/5
Drop speed/weight: 3/5
Size: 3/5
1st jump: 3/5
2nd Jump: 3/5
Crouch: 3/5
Traction: 3/5
Combo: 4/5
Wall jump: no
Wall cling: no
Crawling: no
Glide: no
Tether: no
Pros:
Most balanced Teen Girl
Projectile
Cons:
Somewhat hard to KO with
B--Kissyboots Keyboard: Plays her keyboard; Medium knockback, medium range; 4%RL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBlsgZ42-Kc"]Link[/URL]
Side B--Scantron Laser: Pulls out a small Scantron action figure and fires a lazer from it; Low knockback, long range; 10%
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Up B--Triple Salchow: Jumps into the air, performing a screwdriver motion; High knockback, short range; 9%
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FINAL SMASH--
Scantron: The Scantron armor assembles on So-and-So.
While in Scanron form, the standard attack causes 13% damage, and you can fire a laser by pressing B that causes 11% damage. The laser has a maximum usage of five times and moves about the same speed as Falco's laser, but otherwise functions like Pit's neutral B.
The move lasts about seven seconds.
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Taunts:
1: Dances, singing "What time is it? It's Valentines!"
2: "SO GOOD!"
3: "SHHH! Keep it down! The baby is studying for the SAT!"
Victory: "Oh, Brett, there you are. Thank you, you've filled out nicely too."
What's Her Face
The Teen Girl who is left behind most often. She's also the most logical. In Smash, she focuses on projectiles.
Power: 3/5
Walking Speed: 3/5
Dash speed: 4/5
Range: 3/5
Projectile distance: 5/5
Drop speed/weight: 3/5
Size: 3/5
1st jump: 3/5
2nd Jump: 4/5
Crouch: 3/5
Traction: 3/5
Combo: 4/5
Wall jump: no
Wall cling: no
Crawling: no
Glide: Yes
Tether: no
Pros:
Great projectiles
Glide
Cons:
Somewhat weak with non-special moves
Hard to KO with
B-- Diet Brown: Sprays Diet Brown at opponent; This attack is chargable ; Low knockback, medium range; 9% when fully charged
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Side B-- Shark Bass: Throws a shark at the opponent; High knockback, long range; 14%
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Up B--Mrs. Commanderson: Raises her hands, where Mrs. Commanderson, some kind of bird-reptile appears; After a few seconds, What's Her Face lets go and Mrs. Commanderson becomes a projectile; High knockback, long range; 11%
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FINAL SMASH Coming soon
Taunts:
1: Dances, singing, "What time is it? It's Valentimes!"
2: "Okay! I mean so good."
3: "I'm...vegan."
Victory: Flies away with the USB Wizard
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]The Ugly One
The most insane of the Teen Girls, Ugly One is also the strongest.
Power: 5/5
Walking Speed: 2/5
Dash speed: 3/5
Range: 3/5
Projectile distance: 3/5
Drop speed/weight: 3/5
Size: 3/5
1st jump: 3/5
2nd Jump: 4/5
Crouch: 3/5
Traction: 3/5
Combo: 4/5
Wall jump: no
Wall cling: no
Crawling: no
Glide: no
Tether: no
Pros:
Strongest Teen Girl
Easy to KO with
Cons:
Slowest Teen Girl
B--Floor Tom'd: Ugly One plays her drums, stunning anyone within range; No knockback, short range; 14%
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Side B--Quarterman: Quarterman appears, Ugly One climbs on his back, and Quarterman rushes foward, pummeling anyone in his path.; High knockback, long range; 15%
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Up B--Cannonball: Performs a cannonball the causes high damage; Medium knockback, medium range; 8%
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FINAL SMASH--
Arrow'd: Ugly One jumps into the background as Arrow'd Guy appears on the side on the screen. To charge the arrows, you hold the A or B button briefly while aiming with the control stick. The arrows come in trios, which can deal up to 14% damage when fully charged. The move ends ofter about 12 seconds or eight trios.
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Taunts:
1: Dances, singing "What time is it? It's Valentimes!"
2: "SO GOOD!"
3: "I want presents! I want
presents!"
Victory: Walks off the screen with Quarterman.
Loss: No matter which girl you're playing as when/if you lose, it will always show a gravstone.