Lucas johns

[ZMan]

I decided I'm gonna mm m2k in a $5 wrestling mm

he'll have to accept

 

[Er!ckLZ]

"Stupid lag"
" you have Dial-up"
" you aimbotter"
"go get a better Wii system, n00b"
" I had dust in my controller"

 

[Zephron]

"the controller was never the same after melee."
"*&^%'ing stupid third party controllers."
"I was distracted."
"That matchup just frankly sucks for Lucas."
"Lol ok Lucas PK Freeze offedge. You'll die, but fine, go for it." ] --- I say this more than you would think XD

 

[c3gill]

lol my Fiancee had a good one earlier, we switched mains. I was Samus, she was Lucas- "i didnt know Samus could do that".......... ITS YOUR MAIN, HONEY!

"i didnt know the controller could shake in my hands, it surprised me!"
"if those **** zombies would quit attacking my house i could concentrate on the game"
"your mom is really hot"
"wrong control scheme."
"my wii-mote cord is getting in my way"

 

[FireKirby7]

No one has said this one?
"I tripped."

Also, "I sneezed/coughed/hiccuped."

 

[Yoshi-Kirby]

I said I tripped when I said that thing about his Utaunt.

"I missed my grab"

 

[FireKirby7]

No one taunts in competitive matches. T_T
Mindgamez?

Spoiler

I feel bad for smashers named John.

 

[:mad:]

Competitive Luigis taunt, but for good reason.

"The only move I know with Lucas is pk fiya."

 

[S.D]

No one taunts in competitive matches. T_T
Mindgamez?

Spoiler

I feel bad for smashers named John.

I do the "you're not ready yet" taunt when I beat people with Pit.

After every stock if they're scrubs XD

 

[:mad:]

I do the "you're not ready yet" taunt when I beat people with Pit.

After every stock if they're scrubs XD

That's just insult to injury, maybe they weren't ready yet.

 

[Irsic]

Today I used this one

"****, I was itching my eye"

 

[Levitas]

I taunt in competitive games.

 

[Irsic]

Whenever any type of epic failing on anyones behalf happens, I use utaunt.

 

[Zephron]

My taunt on wifi is: "You do that..."

It's hysterical when people epic fail, suicide, or do something really stupid

 

[Dev2000]

i always say when its online

i cant time my up b that makes Lucas SUCK!!
and when i mostly lose i just accept it

 

[S.D]

Taunting is great.

It's humorous and insulting.

 

[Tyr_03]

"Isn't tripping just like the sweetest thing ever? God, everytime I trip I just start laughing my ****ing *** off because it's just so god**** funny. Thank you, Sakurai...Thank you."

sarcastic tripping john.

On star KO's I tripple taunt before they get back.

 

[Chuee]

My johns
"I was tired"
"I didnt feel like trying"
"The stage music was horrible"
"MK takes steroids"

 

[Dxkid]

"I thought i was using PK Flash"

 

[Booseter Seat]

"You're lucky, I was only using one fourth of my true power." Or...

"Wow, I pressed the B Button, not A!!" (meanwhile I pressed neither)...Those are basically the typical joke like ones that I use, but sometimes I just look at the other player and say, "Nyeah, I'm not even paying attention." It's funny to see a plain stare back.

 

[Galeon]

"Alright Lucas, that's cool..." (after sweetspotting but bouncing off the edge randomly and dieing)

"Thought I'd have no lag" (after doing the special PKT2 landing right above the stage with no lag but getting hit just before I touched ground)

"I think you should have died" (when I hit people with just about anything in 3 digits or a bat in the 80s or 90s, mainly as a joke but kinda serious)

 

[Chuee]

Taunting is great.

It's humorous and insulting.

As the brawl handbook would say
"Use your taunts to show your opponent just who their messing with"
lol

 

[fromundaman]

As the brawl handbook would say
"Use your taunts to show your opponent just who their messing with"
lol

A kid who can't stand on his legs apparently...


As for my johns:

"Really? You can't catch that ledge though? It's right there..." When my characters (any of them) look close enough to headbutt the ledge but don't grab it.

"Ummm... grabhands?" (or some such variation) when characters like Mario, Kirby or Ganon grab the ledge from a character's length away (seriously, Mario cheats. He grabs the ledge from **** near anywhere!).

"I didn't think that would kill me and didn't bother to DI." I do that way too often...

"What the hell fell on me?" This actually happened once...

"Why can't I get that %^# shield to work?!"


And of course, when I trip:
Clench my fists and raise them into the air while turning my head to the sky and yelling out "SAAKKKUUURRRRRAAAAAAAIIIIIII!!!!".

 

[awful]

"controller port"

originated from ophelia + allied

"that was me playing 10%"

originated from ophelia

"you picked a counter for lucas"

-me

 

[c3gill]

"you picked a counter for lucas"

Might as well just say "you tried. I played Lucas"

Real men dont use __________.
Stop being a ****** and use someone who isnt in the Top 4 tiers.
Im anti-tier, so I use someone who is low tier to prove my point. This comes with losses, but its worth it to prove i am right to the Smash community.
What game are we playing again? IM TRIPPIN BALLS, MAN!

 

[awful]

ouch c3gill !

i was just joking LOL

 

[CaptainPhen]

I always say: ''I lagged.''

 

[Er!ckLZ]

"Isn't tripping just like the sweetest thing ever? God, everytime I trip I just start laughing my ****ing *** off because it's just so god**** funny. Thank you, Sakurai...Thank you."

sarcastic tripping john.

On star KO's I tripple taunt before they get back.

wtf? how is that funny? o_O Lucas' Taunts sucks ***.

his best taunt is dtaunt.... it still sucks..

Sonic's Windmill is livee..

and Ike's dtaunt. I think..

 

[Er!ckLZ]

" Iiiii, I'm done warming up "