Players can't find their jump button lately
In recent days, I have been seeing a slight trend of players who don't realize they have a jump button at all. Yes, wifi has been getting that bad lately. Picture a Kirby who gets knocked off and doesn't use any of his five jumps to recover! It's quite hilarious, yet pathetic at the same time. Eventually I got tired of it and started Ganonciding him as often as I could in Norfair. Fun. :-)
And in recent minutes, I have actually run into some Olimar(s), which is probably the rarest character I ever run into online. It's nice running into a character with a worse recovery than Ganon, so I enjoy the Ganon-Olimar matchup whenever I am lucky enough to get that. I just wish he didn't rage-quit Team Battle so soon....