My friend and I one time wanted to see what would happen if we both knee'd somebody at the exact same time. So we carefully set it up on Final D, where I stood one end and my friend stood on the other, both of us facing a lone Marth standing in the middle. We both ran, jumped, and by great fortune, both simultaneously knee'd Marth at the same time.
The result was astonishing. Marth was instantly vaporized. He did not go flying off in either direction extremely fast before dying the normal Smash death. Instead, upon being hit by the two knees, his character model simply exploded in a blinding white light, and so did all 4 of his stocks. Then the Gamecube, between trying to calculate the sheer massive loss for Marth and the sheer awesome win for, not one, but two Captain Falcons, overheated and melted down in a spastastic display of nuclear energy, fire, and electricity. Upon reaching critical mass, the churning and burning remains of what used to be my Gamecube started emitting a bright white light, as if heaven itself was trying to burst forth from this simple 'Cube.
Then a deafening voice sounded, filling the air with its sheer manliness, its basso intensity. "SHOW YA MOVES!" Then blinding light than took the shape of a man whose muscular frame stretched the fabrics of the universe, with a stature and physique that would've made Arnold Schwarzenegger cry like a baby in envy. My eyes begin to bleed from the intensity and badassery of the moment. Then with a mighty yell, the figure dashed forward at a lightning fast speed and kneed my wall, which promptly resulted in a huge explosion, blowing my friend and I out through a window, knocking us unconscious.
When I come to, I find not only my house completely destroyed (not even a single piece of wood remained standing upward) but for as far as the eye can see there was a straight path of utter destruction, which no house, person, animal, nor geographic feature had withstood. In the sky, there was a twisting mass of strange energy and electricity where the universe itself had been split and sundered. I stared in wonder for a few seconds before promptly throwing up all over the place from the sheer amount of radiation I had been exposed to, and then passed out again.
And that is how I saw a physical incarnation of Captain Falcon. And became homeless.
