Phatgamer1
Smash Lord
That depends on whether or not my mom needs me to stay home after her operation! Cmon now, I already told you that 
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Kansas City/Lawrence Discussion Topic
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only1Z
Smash Champion
It's like when she said I need to either leave my son in Eudora*gay* or go gamble.
Time/SpaceMage
Smash Ace
So it turns out I haven't met dark after all. Now I'm left wondering who that one guy really was. 
A little backstory, back when I was an FFA-playing noob this one guy showed up at my college and 4-stocked me a bunch of times (incl. like DK versus my Marth on Temple). I had just done pretty well against my friends though so I was pretty upset afterwards, and I told him I'd keep practicing and return the favor some day. I really don't think he took it seriously or even remembers it, but I can't help wondering who he was. He had really short blond hair, no hat/glasses/stache, 5'10" or so, head was kinda egg-shaped, he had an annoying grin and he never talked during matches. Also he played a mean Falcon (main); DDs, chaingrabs, uair juggles and the knee all come to mind. Lots of shffling too. He said he goes to Smashboards, so again I was wondering if this description did him any justice. Yeah I know it could be used to describe a lot of players >.>
A little backstory, back when I was an FFA-playing noob this one guy showed up at my college and 4-stocked me a bunch of times (incl. like DK versus my Marth on Temple). I had just done pretty well against my friends though so I was pretty upset afterwards, and I told him I'd keep practicing and return the favor some day. I really don't think he took it seriously or even remembers it, but I can't help wondering who he was. He had really short blond hair, no hat/glasses/stache, 5'10" or so, head was kinda egg-shaped, he had an annoying grin and he never talked during matches. Also he played a mean Falcon (main); DDs, chaingrabs, uair juggles and the knee all come to mind. Lots of shffling too. He said he goes to Smashboards, so again I was wondering if this description did him any justice. Yeah I know it could be used to describe a lot of players >.>
Thats deffinately dark, just no no stache/glasses and since he had on a hat, i guess you didnt notice he had black hair. Not really "egg" shaped either, but yeah, if this went down at longview, i can garuntee you it was him, he told me all about it when it happened.
N64
Smash Champion
yeah.
i'll be here for spring break.
that's like...next week. lets get something set up.
for sure.
i'll be here for spring break.
that's like...next week. lets get something set up.
for sure.
only1Z
Smash Champion
Who are you!? I don't know you!? You wanna smash!? MM new kid!?
N64
Smash Champion
yeah only1Z. I've heard you've got a scrubby sheik. Pika counters sheik, ya know?
$5 MM.
$5 MM.
only1Z
Smash Champion
I don't actually have any money
Time/SpaceMage
Smash Ace
Wait, what? I said he didn't have black hair, and he didn't have a hat on. His pic in MW vs WC didn't look anything like him o.o;
Maybe he had like a surprise makeover or something?
And by "egg-shaped head" I mean his head wasn't fat or anything.
Now I'm all confused.
Maybe he had like a surprise makeover or something?
And by "egg-shaped head" I mean his head wasn't fat or anything.
Now I'm all confused.
Time/SpaceMage
Smash Ace
Gah, now I want to meet up with him again. No Damage is like 4 hours away though. It's really frustrating! I swear if I found a genie I'd be like "friggin take me to No Damage", cuz that's the most likely way I'll get to show up.
See if there was something at Longview, I'd be there in a flash. On the other hand LV last I was there is full of scrubs and newbies... I'd know because I played there for 2 years and I was a scrub too =x
Edit: Why was he wearing a hat inside of a building anyway, geez.
Edit 2: Oh hey, any of you play DDR? Yanno StepMix just came out; it's up in like ITG difficulty range. Really neat songs there; I've got it on the hub if you don't want to use the torrent. I'm passive though
See if there was something at Longview, I'd be there in a flash. On the other hand LV last I was there is full of scrubs and newbies... I'd know because I played there for 2 years and I was a scrub too =x
Edit: Why was he wearing a hat inside of a building anyway, geez.
Edit 2: Oh hey, any of you play DDR? Yanno StepMix just came out; it's up in like ITG difficulty range. Really neat songs there; I've got it on the hub if you don't want to use the torrent. I'm passive though
THREE SIX MAFIA = TRIPLE SIX MAFIA = 666 (satans number)
LISTEN TO STAY FLY A LITTLE CLOSER .
TO THE LADY SINGIN IN THE BACKGROUND .
YOU THOUGHT SHE WAS MUMBLIN HUH ?
BUT NAH, SHES SAYIN "YOU ARE GOD - YOU ARE KING - LUCIFER"
LISTEN TO IT IF YOU DONT BELIEVE ME,
YOU NEVER REALIZED THAT BEFORE HUH ?
LISTEN TO JUICY J'S PART HE SAYS "LUCIFER. LUCIFER" BEFORE HE STARTS FLOWIN .
AND THE RECORD LABEL IS "HYPNOTIZE MINDS"
THESE DUDES ARE HYPNOTIZING YOU & YOU DONT EVEN KNOW IT .
IF YOU CAN REPOST ALL THESE "IF YOU BELIEVE IN JESUS, REPOST THIS" THEN REPOST THIS
SO NO ONE ELSE GETS TRICKED INTO HEARIN PEOPLE PRAISING SATAN
PASS THIS ON & DELETE THAT CRAP OFF YOUR PLAYLIST ASAP !!
LISTEN TO STAY FLY A LITTLE CLOSER .
TO THE LADY SINGIN IN THE BACKGROUND .
YOU THOUGHT SHE WAS MUMBLIN HUH ?
BUT NAH, SHES SAYIN "YOU ARE GOD - YOU ARE KING - LUCIFER"
LISTEN TO IT IF YOU DONT BELIEVE ME,
YOU NEVER REALIZED THAT BEFORE HUH ?
LISTEN TO JUICY J'S PART HE SAYS "LUCIFER. LUCIFER" BEFORE HE STARTS FLOWIN .
AND THE RECORD LABEL IS "HYPNOTIZE MINDS"
THESE DUDES ARE HYPNOTIZING YOU & YOU DONT EVEN KNOW IT .
IF YOU CAN REPOST ALL THESE "IF YOU BELIEVE IN JESUS, REPOST THIS" THEN REPOST THIS
SO NO ONE ELSE GETS TRICKED INTO HEARIN PEOPLE PRAISING SATAN
PASS THIS ON & DELETE THAT CRAP OFF YOUR PLAYLIST ASAP !!
only1Z
Smash Champion
k, gotta make 10 characters, done.
jayray
Smash Apprentice
**** strep, i got sick wednesday an threw up all day. anyway, smash this weekend?
only1Z
Smash Champion
**** Yeah Smash This ****in Weekend, Weak *** *****, Gettin Sick!
Electricmouse
Smash Ace
I hear Lawrence is full of scrubs and need to L2smash.
only1Z
Smash Champion
True?..........
Phatgamer1
Smash Lord
I'm happy I didn't get sick . I'll call rezo and get **** together. BARRIO SMASH FTW!!
. I'll call rezo and get **** together. BARRIO SMASH FTW!!
jayray
Smash Apprentice
so we are smashing? ;p
Time/SpaceMage
Smash Ace
You guys OK? I heard there was a tornado sighted in the KC,KS area.
Time/SpaceMage
Smash Ace
Oh dam, sorry to hear that. At least you're ok!
dmac
Smash Champion
jayray put up your contact info so i can talk to you , you *******.
Phatgamer1
Smash Lord
LOL great another 5 man car ride in the clown mobile. I'm not sitting in the middle. No FREAKIN WAY!
Edit: Post 1,000. Me > you.
Edit: Post 1,000. Me > you.
EarthBowser
Tightwulf
You god **** better.JamesJ said:
dmac
Smash Champion
why the hell do you have husbands location, avatar, and sig?
Time/SpaceMage
Smash Ace
Apparently he thinks he's Husband.
Where's Wife on the screen, I don't see Wife =x
Where's Wife on the screen, I don't see Wife =x
ra ra ra
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Phatgamer1
Smash Lord
My family took another **** on my life. I'm not allowed to go to Des Moines now. I doubt I'll be able to go to Witchita either. Man I need to move out.
only1Z
Smash Champion
You see, there comes a point, in every man's life, where he says **** it, AND HE ****IN GOES TO IOWA ANYWAYS!!!!
jayray
Smash Apprentice
lol @ dmacs and phats vids.
and O **** ! jayray learned how to use the L button
jayray > all haha
anyway, ima sleep through half the car ride -.-;
and O **** ! jayray learned how to use the L button
jayray > all haha
anyway, ima sleep through half the car ride -.-;
dmac
Smash Champion
holy **** why am i STILL AWAKE
jayray
Smash Apprentice
well... not only did we get jipped at the turny, but apparently the local police decided to break one of my windows because some local reported the car as stolen.. or at least that what some guy in a near by house told me. so ****ing gay, god dammit, i wanna **** some ****ers ****ing face up that ****ing **** stick. ****!