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Kansas City/Lawrence Discussion Topic
- Thread starter Phatgamer1
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only1Z
Smash Champion
Don't peddle your wares here sir.
DYC
Smash Champion
I just wanted to inform everyone that we need to murder Echo. As his stupid post was the 4000th post in the KCMO thread.
Thanks a lot *******.
Thanks a lot *******.
only1Z
Smash Champion
OBJECTION!!!!!
My screen reads that coops' FINE post counted as #4000.
My screen reads that coops' FINE post counted as #4000.
AttackstorM
Smash Lord
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im from ks ill give you mine!.....also i needz brawl codes for KC/lawrence and nebraska ppl that are going to play wifi.
DYC
Smash Champion
4000th reply even.
Stupid flu.
Stupid flu.
100% agree. cups 4000th post had so many *****es being inserted in mens anuses I almost threw up. Cups take your homosexual posts elsewhere.yeah lets kill that cups kid, what a gay 4000th post, huh.
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Cups
Smash Ace
i'm sorry which scrub are you again? gtfo until you've gone to barrio more than twice and actually know what i'm talking about. BTW don't agree with echo, it only encourages him.
echo mah doude, quit spamming up our kc thread. i don't want to get it closed like your crusty one.
people getting a little testy at coops waiting for brawl to come out.
kamikaze falco
Smash Lord
yeah i got a copy of brawl and a wii key that one of my friends installed but he ruined it lol :'( Im still wondering if I should try again.
AttackstorM
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if anyone one from KC is interested, there will be a GameStop brawl launch tourny event about a week before brawl's release which is march 1st in wichita ks.
http://smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=143516
http://smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=143516
FilibusterRhymes
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I would like to say that I am unaffiliated with two of the new guys last night. I was with the white with glasses, Brad.i'm sorry which scrub are you again? gtfo until you've gone to barrio more than twice and actually know what i'm talking about. BTW don't agree with echo, it only encourages him.
echo mah doude, quit spamming up our kc thread. i don't want to get it closed like your crusty one.
people getting a little testy at coops waiting for brawl to come out.
Also, while I was never prominent or frequent, I have shown up before. I've even hosted the NE crew at my house (my sister dated Echo).
But I accept my place a footnote.
DYC
Smash Champion
He wasn't talking to you.
ps Bring back the hair.
ps Bring back the hair.
FilibusterRhymes
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I'm working on it. My ears keep getting chapped from open air.
dmac
Smash Champion
(insert lewd comment about echo here)
Dekuschrub
Smash Master
dont tell me you KC clowns are thinking about coming to STL march 8th for that free brawl copy.
i dont wanna have to poop on people for it.
i dont wanna have to poop on people for it.
Jturley46
Smash Journeyman
I was thinking about it, haha. But I dont know, it costs like 70 bucks to go there and back in my car.
DYC
Smash Champion
This hasn't been said in nearly long enough.lol dmac why you gotta be krustn like that?? =(
if it would quit snowing i'd like to come down and play one of these weekends. not to play melee or anything, though, that game sucks.
GTFO Echo.
CFMV
"The Marf"
Geeze man, I was being sarcastic.i'm sorry which scrub are you again? gtfo until you've gone to barrio more than twice and actually know what i'm talking about. BTW don't agree with echo, it only encourages him.
echo mah doude, quit spamming up our kc thread. i don't want to get it closed like your crusty one.
people getting a little testy at coops waiting for brawl to come out.
Z
Ziabatsu
Guest
Hey guys, I'm pretty new to these forums. Anyone near Manhattan playing? Would be cool to get some games goin.
Cups
Smash Ace
ME TOO MOTHER****ER!!! HA HA HA HA HA I'M SO **** FUNNY!!!Geeze man, I was being sarcastic.
Hey Ziabatsu, we play in KC. The only Manhattan I know of is in NY.
Z
Ziabatsu
Guest
Ah cool. Manhattan is about 50 miles west of Topeka, only like a 2hr drive or so to KC, but if you guys meet often it would be cool to check things out and get a few games in sometime.
only1Z
Smash Champion
Let the nerd rage flow.
dmac
Smash Champion
we play once a week on saturdays and play very late so its a good bet that you'd be able to get some games in, if you're interested
Cups
Smash Ace
errbody get excited, charlie is coming this weekend with camera equipment to film footage for a darkrain combo vid. it's about **** time.
keep it quiet tho.
keep it quiet tho.
FilibusterRhymes
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If UPS is to be trusted, we should have some Brawl Saturday.
Z
Ziabatsu
Guest
Where do you guys play? I'm thinking about comin down sometime to represent.
CFMV
"The Marf"
has the wii been modded up yet?
papermarkis
Smash Lord
I will NOT go to sleep this Saturday if you guys have Brawl.
FilibusterRhymes
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No, the Wii hasn't been modded. Is why I hate the Man controlling my mail. Darkrain's got the skills, so let's hope I get my shipment by then.
Yay! I'm popular!
Yay! I'm popular!
papermarkis
Smash Lord
BTW, who agrees that this should've been Captain Falcon's intro instead of just simply jumping out of his car?
Captain Falcon sits down at a computer screen. He's gained weight sense Melee... 5000 pounds to be exact. He sits at the computer playing World of Warcraft. His nipples are gone. They are covered by layers of fat tissue. His other muscle have deteriorated too. They are also now just fat. Captain Falcon's suit still fits though and it's tighter on him than ever... but that's not really a good thing now.
Captain Falcon suddenly get's an IM.
Sakurai: Falcon! Get off your ***! It's time for the Brawl!
This is what Falcon was waiting for! He cancelled his quest party and logged out of WoW. It was time for a comeback.
Captain Falcon starts going through a tough training style. He does 1,000,000 Falcon Sit ups, the same amount of Falcon Push ups, and he runs a Falcon Lap around his Falcon House. He opens the fridge and determines he doesn't have enough eggs. So he goes to the source. Captain Falcon runs all the way to a farm in Alabama (He lives on Hawaii). On the farm he forces the chickens with his mind to lay over 9000 eggs and to go get more eggs for him. Falcon gets the eggs and a giant bowl and makes the biggest protein shake the world has ever seen. He drinks the shake with his feet and it flows through his body replacing his blood. This protein blood becomes powerful enough to blow all of his fat leftover off and it flys into a meteor in space. Captain Falcon becomes his good old self!
The meteor aligns with Earth for a crash landing to destroy it. This is Falcon's true test to see if he's ready.
Captain Falcon jumps up, throught the atmoshere and into space. He prepares his fist. It's time...
Falcon... P... p... p......
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWNNNNNNCHHHH!!!
Captain Falcon makes the meteor evaporate in a single punch. The massive explosion makes him descend towards Earth.
The camera shows Captain Falcon many miles above the stage, falling at a rapid speed, while playing a flaming guitar with his teeth. He gets bored and throws the guitar at a nearby mountain, causing the mountain to explode. Only instead of debris, pornography comes flying out of the explosion, which Captain Falcon looks at while eating raw meat, drinking beer, and flexing his biceps.
He gets bored with the pornography, so he destroys it all with his chest hair, which he can grow at will. He finishes his raw meat and beer, so he eats the beer glass, like a real man. He still has quite a long way to go before he crashes into the stage, so he starts striking manly poses, while shooting bullets out of his iron nipples. These bullets explode upon impact with the ground, launching a flaming truck into the air, straight towards Captain Falcon, who slices it in half before it can reach him with the force created by him flexing his pecks.
As he passes the gas tank, which became detached, he falcon punches it causing it to explode with the force of a nuclear warhead. This propels Captain Falcon towards the stage at an incredible speed.
Captain Falcon crashes into the stage with a pelvic thrust, done at near the speed of light. He climbs out of the crater he created, and flexes every muscle in his body at the same time. The incredible force created by this kills everyone within a 500 mile radius, and every female in the universe climaxes.
Captain Falcon sits down at a computer screen. He's gained weight sense Melee... 5000 pounds to be exact. He sits at the computer playing World of Warcraft. His nipples are gone. They are covered by layers of fat tissue. His other muscle have deteriorated too. They are also now just fat. Captain Falcon's suit still fits though and it's tighter on him than ever... but that's not really a good thing now.
Captain Falcon suddenly get's an IM.
Sakurai: Falcon! Get off your ***! It's time for the Brawl!
This is what Falcon was waiting for! He cancelled his quest party and logged out of WoW. It was time for a comeback.
Captain Falcon starts going through a tough training style. He does 1,000,000 Falcon Sit ups, the same amount of Falcon Push ups, and he runs a Falcon Lap around his Falcon House. He opens the fridge and determines he doesn't have enough eggs. So he goes to the source. Captain Falcon runs all the way to a farm in Alabama (He lives on Hawaii). On the farm he forces the chickens with his mind to lay over 9000 eggs and to go get more eggs for him. Falcon gets the eggs and a giant bowl and makes the biggest protein shake the world has ever seen. He drinks the shake with his feet and it flows through his body replacing his blood. This protein blood becomes powerful enough to blow all of his fat leftover off and it flys into a meteor in space. Captain Falcon becomes his good old self!
The meteor aligns with Earth for a crash landing to destroy it. This is Falcon's true test to see if he's ready.
Captain Falcon jumps up, throught the atmoshere and into space. He prepares his fist. It's time...
Falcon... P... p... p......
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWNNNNNNCHHHH!!!
Captain Falcon makes the meteor evaporate in a single punch. The massive explosion makes him descend towards Earth.
The camera shows Captain Falcon many miles above the stage, falling at a rapid speed, while playing a flaming guitar with his teeth. He gets bored and throws the guitar at a nearby mountain, causing the mountain to explode. Only instead of debris, pornography comes flying out of the explosion, which Captain Falcon looks at while eating raw meat, drinking beer, and flexing his biceps.
He gets bored with the pornography, so he destroys it all with his chest hair, which he can grow at will. He finishes his raw meat and beer, so he eats the beer glass, like a real man. He still has quite a long way to go before he crashes into the stage, so he starts striking manly poses, while shooting bullets out of his iron nipples. These bullets explode upon impact with the ground, launching a flaming truck into the air, straight towards Captain Falcon, who slices it in half before it can reach him with the force created by him flexing his pecks.
As he passes the gas tank, which became detached, he falcon punches it causing it to explode with the force of a nuclear warhead. This propels Captain Falcon towards the stage at an incredible speed.
Captain Falcon crashes into the stage with a pelvic thrust, done at near the speed of light. He climbs out of the crater he created, and flexes every muscle in his body at the same time. The incredible force created by this kills everyone within a 500 mile radius, and every female in the universe climaxes.
only1Z
Smash Champion
Could've just taken the cutscene from the fzero legends anime and it still would have been perfect, they definitely tried to touch upon it's greatness.
dmac
Smash Champion
i think i just read captain falcon fan fiction.
CFMV
"The Marf"
that was an unnecessarily long post. i think i'll use it as filler in my english paper that's due monday.
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llama_n_the_sky
Guest
I heard from a friend that a smash session would be held this Saturday in KC, MO at DarkRain's place. Does anyone know directions to the place in question?