K. Rool's Kremling Kutthroats: PM BKupa666 for an Invite to the New K. Rool Thread

[PsychoIncarnate]

What about Donkey Kong Jr?

 

[Diddy Kong]

Shortie already had him on his list.

 

[Dark Phazon]

yo shortie who is your pic of? a PKMN Trainer? just random asking...

 

[BKupa666]

I'll only add Klump and Krusha as a duo, if you consider them similar to Plusle & Minun, Baby Bros, and the IC's. Are they a "come as a pair, or nothing at all" type character?

They're an Ice Climbers-esque duo, but with Krusha having constant super armor so he can absorb hits for Klump, while he makes tactical maneuvers behind his living, derping meatshield. So yes.

 

[Shorts]

Alright, thanks guys! Still taking suggestions.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

Shortie already had him on his list.

O I C

He just wrote out Junior

didn't recognize becacuse of that

 

[Dark Phazon]

haha Klump & Krusha duo sounds sick.

man dunno why Krusha wasent a boss or a enemy in DK64's Story mode...

 

[Shorts]

It's a trainer avatar of me, so yeah. And did I really just write Junior? Because that's what I usually call Bowser Junior? If I did I'll fix it.

 

[Dark Phazon]

It's a trainer avatar of me, so yeah. And did I really just write Junior? Because that's what I usually call Bowser Junior? If I did I'll fix it.

ow swear? haha thats sick. thought it was someone from Gen4 dunno reminds me of someone dunno who...

 

[Oasis_S]

I'd like to visit this thread, but unfortunately it still has more views than my Ridley thread so I should really stop contributing to that.

 

[Dark Phazon]

I'd like to visit this thread, but unfortunately it still has more views than my Ridley thread so I should really stop contributing to that.

Lol..really?

 

[FalKoopa]

Lol..really?

Yeah, this thread jumped by a massive 27000 views in a week!

 

[Oasis_S]

God damn, where am I going to get 15,000 more views. Who would even want to look at K. Rool anyway. So fat and ugly. At least Ridley is skinny and beautiful.

 

[FalKoopa]

Who would even want to look at K. Rool anyway. So fat and ugly. At least Ridley is skinny and beautiful.

Of course, size zero, you know.

 

[Diddy Kong]

IT'S ALL ABOUT THE GIRTH! K.Rool fans rejoice!

Krusha could be on the list though Shortie. As he was playable in DK64's multiplayer.

Is Funky Kong on your list already though? If not, he should.

 

[BridgesWithTurtles]

It's a battle between obesity and anorexia. Sorry Ridley fans, I want him too, but I like my reptiles with some meat on them.

 

[Deleted member]

God damn, where am I going to get 15,000 more views. Who would even want to look at K. Rool anyway. So fat and ugly. At least Ridley is skinny and beautiful.

Maybe you can spam other threads with Ridley pictures asking us to bow down before the leader of the Space Pirate.

 

[Diddy Kong]

SKINNY AND BEAUTIFUL YOU SAID?

 

[BerryBomber]

Someone should make up a DK Rap verse for Ridley

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

Someone should make up a DK Rap verse for Ridley

He's big, he's ugly, he smells real bad
When SM4SH rolls, his fans won't be so glad
He's purple or red, or metal too
...(ap)'parently he wasn't in Prime 2
I rhymed too with 2, so what?
If he was in SM4Sh he'd be thrown on his butt
Huh!

 

[Diddy Kong]

That was glorious.

 

[BridgesWithTurtles]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!
RID-LEY!
VERSUZ....
KING KAY ROOL!!
BEGIN!

(Ridley)
Look what we've got here, a green Jabba the Hutt
I'll rip this win from you faster than your tail from your butt
I'm Ridley, the biggest threat you'll ever see
The scariest flyer you've seen's a giant bee
I'm a space pirate!
We're bad!
We commit acts of sin!
Your worst mark is the amount of games you weren't even in!
So bring it on, tubby!
I'll give you a shot, I'll play fair!
I know your recorded victories are incredibly Rare!

(K. Rool)
Yeah! **** yeah! The king is in the ring!
Open up your eardrums 'cause you're gonna hear him SING!
Nice job going first and getting the easy position
Man, you look like Petrie with a bad skin condition
I run a whole army!
There ain't no way your little crones can ever harm me
You're a bulimic Barney, and your threats don't scar me
And by the way, I'm a real pirate
Got my own title
My own horde
My own ship
My own islet!
There's a reason we Kremlings rip our tails from our butts
They distract from the glory of our crystal coconuts!

(Ridley)
You overinflated buffoon!
I'm a bloodthirsty killer!
The Crystal Coconut was nothing but you singing for filler!
I'm a hero's worst nightmare! I make Samus cry!
You were too lazy to star along some tiki guy!
You stole a bunch of bananas? You call that ambition?
Go see an optician!
I call it Zero Mission!
Face it, your reputation's starting to fade
I'll kill off your appearances like I did with Kraid
You may be insane, but you're not a Nero
You're a King Dedede, fatty, so go rap against Zero!

*Ridley shoots flame breath at K. Rool, knocking him to the ground*

K. ROOL IS DOWN! HE MIGHT HAVE LOST IT! OH WELL. WHO WON? WHO'S NE-

(K. Rool)
*Hops onto his feet and pulls out his blunderbuss, and begins rapping very rapidly*
Stop the Kredits! I'm not done!
I play a harder game than DKC1!
I've let you fall right into my trap!
You can't hope to keep lap with the satrap of rap
When my mouth's movin' aorund with a flap like a Klap Trap!
You say I'm fat
Like the king from Kirby
Lemme tell ya sucka you digivolved from a Furby!
I'm in a flurry
Gonna bust you up in a hurry
Spit flames like I ate some Super Spicy Curry
Bro, you can't hope to keep up with this flow
I am like Dedede. I suck and I blow!

*K. Rool uses his blunderbuss to suck up a cannonball and shoot it at Ridley, who becomes enraged and turns into Meta Ridley somehow, rapping with ferocious flow*

(Ridley)
I'm comin' back, and I'm on the attack!
Gonna rip out your bloody eye, take it for a snack!
Ain't gonna give you no flack
With my wings on my back
And my fangs like Brak
Man you're in for a screw attack!
Other M was a bad game and you know it!
The belt's right here, and you hit below it!
Gimme a reason not to pardon your crime
Singe ya with my lava spit, burn you on a dime!

(K. Rool)
You wanna get dirty? You wanna make this hood?
Just admit that I was in games that are good!
I bring up Other M, you say it burns?
If that doesn't count, neither does DK Returns!
I'm still around, baby! I played baseball with Bowser!
I'll send you to your grave to see your brother, Huell Howser
You still keep on tryin', can't tell when you're wrecked
We'll see who gets Smashed next Nintendo Direct!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYYY!!!

 

[FalKoopa]

@BridgesWithTurtles

Brilliant, man! Just brilliant!

I also love the references in the rap.

 

[Swamp Sensei]

After hearing this wonderful rap, I have decided that I'm going to make this rap into a real rap!

I have Turtles' permission. Anyone wanna help?

I need a beat, and a voice for K.Rool.

I can make a voice for Ridley, but if you want to do that, go ahead and message me.

Heck! PM me if you want to help in any way!

 

[Maffewt]

I don't really know enough about K Rool to comment... but what are the chances his Kaptain K Rool outfit would be the default..? It's just badass, and smash bros needs a pirate. It's like the only Stereotype of Awesome the series doesn't cover, aside from cowboy.

 

[Swamp Sensei]

I don't really know enough about K Rool to comment... but what are the chances his Kaptain K Rool outfit would be the default..? It's just badass, and smash bros needs a pirate. It's like the only Stereotype of Awesome the series doesn't cover, aside from cowboy.

Simple. Add Ridley, K.Rool and Dillon.

That way, we get two pirates and a cowboy. And the beginning of a bad joke!

 

[SmashShadow]

That was the best thing I've ever read! Someone put that in the OP!

 

[Dark Phazon]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!
RID-LEY!
VERSUZ....
KING KAY ROOL!!
BEGIN!

(Ridley)
Look what we've got here, a green Jabba the Hutt
I'll rip this win from you faster than your tail from your butt
I'm Ridley, the biggest threat you'll ever see
The scariest flyer you've seen's a giant bee
I'm a space pirate!
We're bad!
We commit acts of sin!
Your worst mark is the amount of games you weren't even in!
So bring it on, tubby!
I'll give you a shot, I'll play fair!
I know your recorded victories are incredibly Rare!

(K. Rool)
Yeah! **** yeah! The king is in the ring!
Open up your eardrums 'cause you're gonna hear him SING!
Nice job going first and getting the easy position
Man, you look like Petrie with a bad skin condition
I run a whole army!
There ain't no way your little crones can ever harm me
You're a bulimic Barney, and your threats don't scar me
And by the way, I'm a real pirate
Got my own title
My own horde
My own ship
My own islet!
There's a reason we Kremlings rip our tails from our butts
They distract from the glory of our crystal coconuts!

(Ridley)
You overinflated buffoon!
I'm a bloodthirsty killer!
The Crystal Coconut was nothing but you singing for filler!
I'm a hero's worst nightmare! I make Samus cry!
You were too lazy to star along some tiki guy!
You stole a bunch of bananas? You call that ambition?
Go see an optician!
I call it Zero Mission!
Face it, your reputation's starting to fade
I'll kill off your appearances like I did with Kraid
You may be insane, but you're not a Nero
You're a King Dedede, fatty, so go rap against Zero!

*Ridley shoots flame breath at K. Rool, knocking him to the ground*

K. ROOL IS DOWN! HE MIGHT HAVE LOST IT! OH WELL. WHO WON? WHO'S NE-

(K. Rool)
*Hops onto his feet and pulls out his blunderbuss, and begins rapping very rapidly*
Stop the Kredits! I'm not done!
I play a harder game than DKC1!
I've let you fall right into my trap!
You can't hope to keep lap with the satrap of rap
When my mouth's movin' aorund with a flap like a Klap Trap!
You say I'm fat
Like the king from Kirby
Lemme tell ya sucka you digivolved from a Furby!
I'm in a flurry
Gonna bust you up in a hurry
Spit flames like I ate some Super Spicy Curry
Bro, you can't hope to keep up with this flow
I am like Dedede. I suck and I blow!

*K. Rool uses his blunderbuss to suck up a cannonball and shoot it at Ridley, who becomes enraged and turns into Meta Ridley somehow, rapping with ferocious flow*

(Ridley)
I'm comin' back, and I'm on the attack!
Gonna rip out your bloody eye, take it for a snack!
Ain't gonna give you no flack
With my wings on my back
And my fangs like Brak
Man you're in for a screw attack!
Other M was a bad game and you know it!
The belt's right here, and you hit below it!
Gimme a reason not to pardon your crime
Singe ya with my lava spit, burn you on a dime!

(K. Rool)
You wanna get dirty? You wanna make this hood?
Just admit that I was in games that are good!
I bring up Other M, you say it burns?
If that doesn't count, neither does DK Returns!
I'm still around, baby! I played baseball with Bowser!
I'll send you to your grave to see your brother, Huell Howser
You still keep on tryin', can't tell when you're wrecked
We'll see who gets Smashed next Nintendo Direct!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYYY!!!

Your a frigging G bro haha sick guy massive props.

 

[BridgesWithTurtles]

I appreciate all of the positive response to the rap. Consider it my contribution to the K. Rool and Ridley support groups.

 

[Dark Phazon]

I appreciate all of the positive response to the rap. Consider it my contribution to the K. Rool and Ridley support groups.

1 of the coolest guys here no doubt.

 

[Maffewt]

Simple. Add Ridley, K.Rool and Dillon.

That way, we get two pirates and a cowboy. And the beginning of a bad joke!

Accidentally setting that up makes me feel good about myself. There's no way he can't be the Kaptain now. And I still don't really know anything about Dillon bar the cowboy thing but it makes me want him.

 

[Deleted member]

I'm pretty sure K. Rool would win a rap.

 

[BridgesWithTurtles]

I was actually going to include "I'm a reasonable, raving, derangable despot" but couldn't find a place to fit it in.

 

[Diddy Kong]

Bridges that was ****ing awesome.

K.Rool doesn't know about mah jetpaxz.

 

[BerryBomber]

Wow, that was awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My case is closed

 

[Diddy Kong]

Can't wait to hear this rap being voiced btw! Who is gonna do it? I say we pick some people from the Ridley and K.Rool side.

My votes: (Ridley-side)

Oasis_S
Psycho Incarnate
ChronoBound

My votes: (K.Rool-side)

BKupa
Swampasaur
BridgesWithTurtles

 

[Oasis_S]

I don't rap, I Sing.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

I make Dr. Seuss like rhymes and pretend I'm rapping

 

[Banjodorf]

(K. Rool)
Yeah! **** yeah! The king is in the ring!
Open up your eardrums 'cause you're gonna hear him SING!
Nice job going first and getting the easy position
Man, you look like Petrie with a bad skin condition
I run a whole army!
There ain't no way your little crones can ever harm me
You're a bulimic Barney, and your threats don't scar me
And by the way, I'm a real pirate
Got my own title
My own horde
My own ship
My own islet!
There's a reason we Kremlings rip our tails from our butts
They distract from the glory of our crystal coconuts!

I...I...what? This was the greatest thing I've ever seen. All of it. I just had to highlight the best part, but holy crap, that should be in the OP. It was absolutely ****ing fantastic. I wish I was better at VAing or I'd try my hand at K. Rool. Sadly I am not. Do try and find some talent though, there's some serious potential to be had in actually doing this.

Animated...if only...if only.

 

[Frostwraith]

@BridgesWithTurtles: That was fantastic. That's all I have to say.