Tiki Tong was one of the worst bosses in video game history. His style is cliche, and reminds me exactly of the head enemy with hands from kirby.
It was NOT a good boss by any means
It was a lazily done boss fight
Its an overused Nintendo boss concept that's been in atleast 7 games, and the fight still had more to it than:
Step 1:Throw crown
Step 2:Run to the left
Step 3:Repeat Step 1.
Step 4:Run to the right
Step 5:Repeat steps 2, 1
Step 6:Repeat Steps 4, 2, 4
Step 7: Repeat Step 1
Phase 2
Step 8: Jump to the left end
Step 9: Rain Cannonballs from the left
Step 10: Repeat step 1
Step 11: Hop to the right end
Step 12: Rain Cannonballs from the right
Step 13: Repeat Steps 9, 1
Step 14: Repeat steps 8, 9, 12, 9, 1
Step 13: Play dead
Phase 3
Step 14: Hop to the right
Step 15: Repeat Step 1
Step 16: Hop to the left
Step 17: Repeat Steps 14, 1, 16, 14, 16, 1
You beat the game.
Look, I recognize that, and I also recognize that I had a great deal of fun with the game, and that the levels were excellently designed. You might misunderstand my issue, or I misunderstand your issue with my issue, but my complaint about K. Rool missing and the characters is that the other DKC games built up on the characters that we really got to know, and since DKCR was supposed to be a revival, not seeing that was a big disappointment in my eyes.
I just don't understand why the Kremlings had to be replaced. They could have easily been in the game and it could have the same or a similar plot, and all the fans would have been happy. That, and once again I found the Tiki's to not have any personality compared to the Kremlings. K. Rool from the very beginning was built up to be a scheming douche, but a blundering scheming douche. It doesn't matter because it's done, but as long as the Kremlings aren't gone forever, I'm honestlly not bothered.
Edit: What's wrong with Candy and Swanky?
Sorry about that. I guess frequently reading comments and posts on various sites about what Returns didn't have started to pile up in my mind. I feel that even though a handful of my favorite things weren't in, Returns did a great job with what they did revive with Cranky's personality, the music, the levels, barrel 'puzzles', mine carts, difficulty and Rambi. It felt like a DKC game even though it had its own things and didn't return all the old stuff.
Oh, and Candy's waaaay too sexualized. Swanky's a saleskong with DK's face.