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SethTheMage · Jun 22, 2014

BKupa666 said:
ALERT K. ROOL IS NOT BLOODY COMPETING WITH DIXIE ALERT

This. A thousand times this. Dixie and K. Rool both have their individual merits that could get them into the game. /argument
At this point, I'm fairly confident we'll get both anyway if DLC is happening, so I'm not worried.

Also,

Johnknight1 said:
Dixie and especially K. Rool IMO have A TON to work with, and bring a lot of things that no other candidate brings, most of which is very evident. That's what they've been so strongly considered by fans and the development team for playable characters in Smash 4, and that's why we talk about them.

Thank you. I completely agree.

Pacack · Jun 22, 2014

Johnknight1 said:
3rd party characters have been secret characters every smash game.

Now, I don't have any particular opinion either way with this argument, but this is such a logical fallacy that I had to say something.

You can't say for sure that Third Parties are all secret because we have a grand total of one instance to compare it to. It could very well be that Snake was kept secret because he's...well, typically trying to remain secret, and that Sonic was secret because he was added last minute and wasn't added into the nearly-completed Subspace Emissary. It may have been true in Brawl, but that is not necessarily the end-all rule to go by.

Like, let me explain it with simple maths. Let's say that you're an amateur mathematician trying to prove that X + Y = Z always results in an even number for Z. You check the equation when X = 1 and Y = 3. So you get 1 + 3 = 4, and, lo and behold, Z is even. You then suffer some sort of a traumatic brain injury and remember only this about mathematics. You know that this specific instance results in an even number for Z. You then proclaim to the world that you are a brilliant mathematician that has unlocked a new understanding of the universe in general. You are later put into an insanity ward with others suffering from the same, startlingly common condition. The doctors diagnose you and your fellow wardmates with severe unicaseantilogidystrophy. The head Neurologist and Semi-Senior-Amateur Mathematician Masahiro Sakurai [laughs] at your ignorance as he changes Y to 2 and gets an odd answer, foiling your plans for unlocking the secrets of the universe and everything.

You are later cured and resign yourself to the fact that you are now considered a disgrace to mathematics as a whole and study to become a scatologist. You eat ramen noodles for the rest of your life and die at the age of 87; surrounded by family and friends. Your dear wife's eulogy at your funeral has only one line to it.

"His job was his life."

a Link to the Forums · Jun 22, 2014

Um... Wat?

SethTheMage · Jun 22, 2014

Pacack said:
Now, I don't have any particular opinion either way with this argument, but this is such a logical fallacy that I had to say something.

You can't say for sure that Third Parties are all secret because we have a grand total of one instance to compare it to. It could very well be that Snake was kept secret because he's...well, typically trying to remain secret, and that Sonic was secret because he was added last minute and wasn't added into the nearly-completed Subspace Emissary. It may have been true in Brawl, but that is not necessarily the end-all rule to go by.

Like, let me explain it with simple maths. Let's say that you're an amateur mathematician trying to prove that X + Y = Z always results in an even number for Z. You check the equation when X = 1 and Y = 3. So you get 1 + 3 = 4, and, lo and behold, Z is even. You then suffer some sort of a traumatic brain injury and remember only this about mathematics. You know that this specific instance results in an even number for Z. You then proclaim to the world that you are a brilliant mathematician that has unlocked a new understanding of the universe in general. You are later put into an insanity ward with others suffering from the same, startlingly common condition. The doctors diagnose you and your fellow wardmates with severe unicaseantilogidystrophy. The head Neurologist and Semi-Senior-Amateur Mathematician Masahiro Sakurai [laughs] at your ignorance as he changes Y to 2 and gets an odd answer, foiling your plans for unlocking the secrets of the universe and everything.

You are later cured and resign yourself to the fact that you are now considered a disgrace to mathematics as a whole and study to become a scatologist. You eat ramen noodles for the rest of your life and die at the age of 87; surrounded by family and friends. Your dear wife's eulogy at your funeral has only one line to it.

"His job was his life."

lolwut

Pacack · Jun 22, 2014

a Link to the Forums said:
Um... Wat?

SethTheMage said:
lolwut

<3

If you don't get the ending, scatology is the study of feces.

Diddy Kong · Jun 22, 2014

That must've taken some thought. 10/10 would math again

TheAnvil · Jun 22, 2014

Pacack said:
Now, I don't have any particular opinion either way with this argument, but this is such a logical fallacy that I had to say something.

You can't say for sure that Third Parties are all secret because we have a grand total of one instance to compare it to. It could very well be that Snake was kept secret because he's...well, typically trying to remain secret, and that Sonic was secret because he was added last minute and wasn't added into the nearly-completed Subspace Emissary. It may have been true in Brawl, but that is not necessarily the end-all rule to go by.

Like, let me explain it with simple maths. Let's say that you're an amateur mathematician trying to prove that X + Y = Z always results in an even number for Z. You check the equation when X = 1 and Y = 3. So you get 1 + 3 = 4, and, lo and behold, Z is even. You then suffer some sort of a traumatic brain injury and remember only this about mathematics. You know that this specific instance results in an even number for Z. You then proclaim to the world that you are a brilliant mathematician that has unlocked a new understanding of the universe in general. You are later put into an insanity ward with others suffering from the same, startlingly common condition. The doctors diagnose you and your fellow wardmates with severe unicaseantilogidystrophy. The head Neurologist and Semi-Senior-Amateur Mathematician Masahiro Sakurai [laughs] at your ignorance as he changes Y to 2 and gets an odd answer, foiling your plans for unlocking the secrets of the universe and everything.

You are later cured and resign yourself to the fact that you are now considered a disgrace to mathematics as a whole and study to become a scatologist. You eat ramen noodles for the rest of your life and die at the age of 87; surrounded by family and friends. Your dear wife's eulogy at your funeral has only one line to it.

"His job was his life."

True Blue Warrior · Jun 22, 2014

Pacack said:
Now, I don't have any particular opinion either way with this argument, but this is such a logical fallacy that I had to say something.

You can't say for sure that Third Parties are all secret because we have a grand total of one instance to compare it to. It could very well be that Snake was kept secret because he's...well, typically trying to remain secret, and that Sonic was secret because he was added last minute and wasn't added into the nearly-completed Subspace Emissary. It may have been true in Brawl, but that is not necessarily the end-all rule to go by.

Like, let me explain it with simple maths. Let's say that you're an amateur mathematician trying to prove that X + Y = Z always results in an even number for Z. You check the equation when X = 1 and Y = 3. So you get 1 + 3 = 4, and, lo and behold, Z is even. You then suffer some sort of a traumatic brain injury and remember only this about mathematics. You know that this specific instance results in an even number for Z. You then proclaim to the world that you are a brilliant mathematician that has unlocked a new understanding of the universe in general. You are later put into an insanity ward with others suffering from the same, startlingly common condition. The doctors diagnose you and your fellow wardmates with severe unicaseantilogidystrophy. The head Neurologist and Semi-Senior-Amateur Mathematician Masahiro Sakurai [laughs] at your ignorance as he changes Y to 2 and gets an odd answer, foiling your plans for unlocking the secrets of the universe and everything.

You are later cured and resign yourself to the fact that you are now considered a disgrace to mathematics as a whole and study to become a scatologist. You eat ramen noodles for the rest of your life and die at the age of 87; surrounded by family and friends. Your dear wife's eulogy at your funeral has only one line to it.

"His job was his life."

That was epically hilarious! :laugh:

pupNapoleon · Jun 22, 2014

Johnknight1 said:
3rd party characters have been secret characters every smash game, as has Marth, child Link, and Luigi, and yet we know they're in the game.

Also Mr. Game & Watch is usually one of the last characters revealed.

On top of that, secret characters aren't confirmed to be a thing anymore.

For Smash WiiU there is an especially strong chance there won't be any.

The game developers deciding the roster don't think and say "oh no, we only have this many slots" or "oh no, we can only have 1 new DK rep".

No. They think and say "what can this character potentially bring to the game with this idea, that idea, or even these ideas?".

Dixie and especially K. Rool IMO have A TON to work with, and bring a lot of things that no other candidate brings, most of which is very evident. That's what they've been so strongly considered by fans and the development team for playable characters in Smash 4, and that's why we talk about them.

we have sakurais proclamation and viewed patterns for love of surprise

shrooby · Jun 22, 2014

Pacack said:
Now, I don't have any particular opinion either way with this argument, but this is such a logical fallacy that I had to say something.

You can't say for sure that Third Parties are all secret because we have a grand total of one instance to compare it to. It could very well be that Snake was kept secret because he's...well, typically trying to remain secret, and that Sonic was secret because he was added last minute and wasn't added into the nearly-completed Subspace Emissary. It may have been true in Brawl, but that is not necessarily the end-all rule to go by.

Like, let me explain it with simple maths. Let's say that you're an amateur mathematician trying to prove that X + Y = Z always results in an even number for Z. You check the equation when X = 1 and Y = 3. So you get 1 + 3 = 4, and, lo and behold, Z is even. You then suffer some sort of a traumatic brain injury and remember only this about mathematics. You know that this specific instance results in an even number for Z. You then proclaim to the world that you are a brilliant mathematician that has unlocked a new understanding of the universe in general. You are later put into an insanity ward with others suffering from the same, startlingly common condition. The doctors diagnose you and your fellow wardmates with severe unicaseantilogidystrophy. The head Neurologist and Semi-Senior-Amateur Mathematician Masahiro Sakurai [laughs] at your ignorance as he changes Y to 2 and gets an odd answer, foiling your plans for unlocking the secrets of the universe and everything.

You are later cured and resign yourself to the fact that you are now considered a disgrace to mathematics as a whole and study to become a scatologist. You eat ramen noodles for the rest of your life and die at the age of 87; surrounded by family and friends. Your dear wife's eulogy at your funeral has only one line to it.

"His job was his life."

As a Mathematics major, I say to this analogy "yes."
~~Math is love.~~
~~Math is life.~~

Pacack · Jun 22, 2014

TheAnvil said:

That reminds me of this:

Deleted member · Jun 22, 2014

Pacack said:
That reminds me of this:

The f*** did I just watch?

TheAnvil · Jun 22, 2014

Pacack said:
That reminds me of this:

Kokiris · Jun 22, 2014

Made it

Deleted member · Jun 22, 2014

Kokiris said:
Made it

Welcome aboard, now, if someone that isn't lazy like me could link you to the obligatory welcoming video...
EDIT: Here it goes

EDIT 2: I question Nintendo sometimes for not using those voice actors for DK and K. Rool again

Haydossy · Jun 22, 2014

Pacack said:
That reminds me of this:

WHAT THE WHAT??

kylexv · Jun 22, 2014

SGDQ 2014 just started their DKC block!
http://www.twitch.tv/speeddemosarchivesda

Opossum · Jun 22, 2014

...I was eating a hamburger right before watching that. D:

K. Rool kind of looks like one. The green is lettuce, the gold is cheese or mustard, and the cape is ketchup.

Pacack · Jun 22, 2014

Opossum said:
...I was eating a hamburger right before watching that. D:

K. Rool kind of looks like one. The green is lettuce, the gold is cheese or mustard, and the cape is ketchup.

We're at one cuil already, aren't we?

Diddy Kong · Jun 22, 2014

I hand you a hamburger.

**** will never be the same.

I_DON'T_KNOW_YOU! · Jun 22, 2014

Kokiris said:
Made it

Dresses.

You had one job.

PigmaskColonel · Jun 23, 2014

So, are we going to actually talk about K. Rool and not give links to...cuil?

APC99 · Jun 23, 2014

Pacack said:
That reminds me of this:

...woah.

King K. Rool Thread: Home of Existentialist Thinkers

Sxips · Jun 23, 2014

http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/633202-super-smash-bros-for-wii-u/69503255

Opossum · Jun 23, 2014

Sxips said:
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/633202-super-smash-bros-for-wii-u/69503255

Almost definitely fake because GameFaqs, but at least he's only got five updates to be proven right or wrong.

Also lol at the thread title. :laugh:

NintenRob · Jun 23, 2014

Where can I get these hamburgers?

I'm neutral towards K Rool but find him more interesting then Dixie, add me to support if there is one

Xzsmmc · Jun 23, 2014

Sxips said:
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/633202-super-smash-bros-for-wii-u/69503255

Please no.

Haydossy · Jun 23, 2014

Xzsmmc said:
Please no.

Your icon goes so well with that post.

BowserK.Rool · Jun 23, 2014

I could just play Donkey Kong Country if I wanted to fight him as a boss on Gangplank Galleon, boy I hope that's false, it better be.

Mr. KoopaTurtle · Jun 23, 2014

If falco isn't revealed this week, I can breathe a sigh of relief.

FalKoopa · Jun 23, 2014

When did K. Rool start sponsoring Big Mac? :troll:

Bravetriforcer · Jun 23, 2014

Mr. KoopaTurtle said:
If falco isn't revealed this week, I can breathe a sigh of relief.

And if he is, you can at least take solace in the idea of DLC.

Until Dark Pit is the first and only DLC fighter.

Johnknight1 · Jun 23, 2014

Pacack said:
Now, I don't have any particular opinion either way with this argument, but this is such a logical fallacy that I had to say something.

You can't say for sure that Third Parties are all secret because we have a grand total of one instance to compare it to. It could very well be that Snake was kept secret because he's...well, typically trying to remain secret, and that Sonic was secret because he was added last minute and wasn't added into the nearly-completed Subspace Emissary. It may have been true in Brawl, but that is not necessarily the end-all rule to go by.

Like, let me explain it with simple maths. Let's say that you're an amateur mathematician trying to prove that X + Y = Z always results in an even number for Z. You check the equation when X = 1 and Y = 3. So you get 1 + 3 = 4, and, lo and behold, Z is even. You then suffer some sort of a traumatic brain injury and remember only this about mathematics. You know that this specific instance results in an even number for Z. You then proclaim to the world that you are a brilliant mathematician that has unlocked a new understanding of the universe in general. You are later put into an insanity ward with others suffering from the same, startlingly common condition. The doctors diagnose you and your fellow wardmates with severe unicaseantilogidystrophy. The head Neurologist and Semi-Senior-Amateur Mathematician Masahiro Sakurai [laughs] at your ignorance as he changes Y to 2 and gets an odd answer, foiling your plans for unlocking the secrets of the universe and everything.

You are later cured and resign yourself to the fact that you are now considered a disgrace to mathematics as a whole and study to become a scatologist. You eat ramen noodles for the rest of your life and die at the age of 87; surrounded by family and friends. Your dear wife's eulogy at your funeral has only one line to it.

"His job was his life."

This is all I can think of when I read this...

Xzsmmc · Jun 23, 2014

Haydossy said:
Your icon goes so well with that post.

My icon goes with a lot of things. Case in point, it would be my reaction to

Bravetriforcer said:
Until Dark Pit is the first and only DLC fighter.

Johnknight1 · Jun 23, 2014

DukeNapoleon said:
we have sakurais proclamation and viewed patterns for love of surprise

1. Wait what?

2. Not everything is a surprise. Little Mac, Little Mac, and Palutena were not treated like surprises.

3. Wii Fit Trainer, Greninja, and Chorus Men, yes. However, that's not the only way to "surprise" people. You can do that with your presentation. Everyone (with a functioning brain) saw Sonic in Brawl and Mega Man in Smash 4 coming a mile away, but the presentation for both of them for said games via their reveal trailers were very "surprising". Also Ike being confirmed on the Brawl Dojo like he was nearly 7 years ago was a GIGANTIC SURPRISE, even though most of us figured he would be playable.

SethTheMage said:
Thank you. I completely agree.

You are welcome.

bellboy64 · Jun 23, 2014

Haydossy said:
WHAT THE WHAT??

Now try and picture it if you asked for a cheeseburger instead...!

Toadallstar2 · Jun 23, 2014

This is making me want to watch that DK show again. My childhood.

Dixie is one of my favorite characters of all time, I want her in so bad. But I doubt it.

K Rool would be great too.

TitanTeaTime · Jun 23, 2014

Sxips said:
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/633202-super-smash-bros-for-wii-u/69503255

No no no no no no no.
I'm confident it's fake though cause Gamefaqs and Falco is usually a secret character and therefore not confirmed before release. Would be an odd move on Sakurai's part to reveal him early. I mean, Luigi was because of the Year of Luigi, and 3rd party characters because hype.
Admittedly it would mean Shulk and Mewtwo are confirmed and I'd be happy with that, but I'd still be bloody pissed off. Allow me to quote myself from earlier:

TitanTeaTime said:
Except that if the Yellow Devil is anything to go by, bosses are just intrusive and annoying. I would hate for people unfamiliar to the DKC franchise to see K. Rool as just an annoying stage hazard.

Basically, to sum up my views on this hopefully fake "leak":

kylexv · Jun 23, 2014

Xzsmmc said:
My icon goes with a lot of things. Case in point, it would be my reaction to

Like me.

Kokiris · Jun 23, 2014

I_DON'T_KNOW_YOU! said:
Dresses.

You had one job.

Thanks

(I don't speak english very well)

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