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K. Rool's Kremling Kutthroats: PM BKupa666 for an Invite to the New K. Rool Thread

Diddy Kong

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Only if it can learn Fly.

What would it evolve into I wonder...?
 

egaddmario

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In a perfect world, my first match of SSB4 would be Bowser vs. K. Rool. I've been waiting to do that for a long, long time.
But how will you do that when the King is unlockable and that's why we haven't seen him yet ;)
 

Diddy Kong

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Despite not being a porno character, K.Rool is still sexy as ****.
 

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It's funny, because if you look at the URL, you can't tell where the punctuation goes, allowing for...

"Thanks for selling Nintendo the Kritters' rare smirk."
 

Overtaken

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What about it is particularly bothersome to you?
The verb-object-subject ordering is awkard, maybe even technically wrong. Making matters worse is the omission of the prepositional 'to', which needs to be used where you have a transitive verb.

"Thanks Rare, for selling the Kritters to Nintendo!"

See what I mean? Isn't that much more natural sounding?
 

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The verb-object-subject ordering is awkard, maybe even technically wrong. Making matters worse is the omission of the prepositional 'to', which needs to be used where you have a transitive verb.

"Thanks Rare, for selling the Kritters to Nintendo!"

See what I mean? Isn't that much more natural sounding?
That's actually incorrect the way you worded it. Rare would need commas on both sides, as it is being addressed mid-sentence.
 

Overtaken

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That's actually incorrect the way you worded it. Rare would need commas on both sides, as it is being addressed mid-sentence.
Also, 'thanks' is used improperly as well. 'Thanks' is the plural of the noun 'thank', as in 'I gave Sakurai many thanks for including K.Rool in Smash 4'. The verb 'thank' should have been used, with an additional subject for that clause.

"I thank you, Rare, for selling the Kritters to Nintendo!"

Do we have perfect grammar on this ******* yet? :p
 

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Also, 'thanks' is used improperly as well. 'Thanks' is the plural of the noun 'thank', as in 'I gave Sakurai many thanks for including K.Rool in Smash 4'. The verb 'thank' should have been used, with an additional subject for that clause.

"I thank you, Rare, for selling the Kritters to Nintendo!"

Do we have perfect grammar on this ******* yet? :p
We should just have a new title already. It's been some time since the direct. No need to fix the old one.
 

BKupa666

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Yeah, how dare you guys talk about your favorite character!!!

You close-minded fools are all in denial!!!
 
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Else K. Rool will take over as director of Smash, kidnapping Sakurai for failing to put him in.
Where all of the characters are replaced by Kremlings and it's called "Super Smash Kremlings." King K. Rool would be top tier of course, being the Meta Knight of the game.
 

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King K Rool is too ugly to be in Smash. Samurai only adds cute Charakters like Rosalina and Villager and GARs like Wii Fit and Mac, but no fat reptiles!
 
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Where all of the characters are replaced by Kremlings and it's called "Super Smash Kremlings." King K. Rool would be top tier of course, being the Meta Knight of the game.
The final boss of "Super Smash Kremlings" are Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong. They've foiled K. Rool's plan so many times that it is time for payback.
 
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