Tortilla Noggin
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If it's the face of nightmares, why do I laugh uncontrollably every time I see that picture?Not going to lie, but that Ganondorf face is the face of nightmares.
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If it's the face of nightmares, why do I laugh uncontrollably every time I see that picture?Not going to lie, but that Ganondorf face is the face of nightmares.
There should be a Gangplank Galleon ship in the water area for you to go on with some pirate kremling models on board.I've been imagining what a Nintendo Theme Park would be like, and the more I think about it, DK would have to be one of the larger lands in the park. There's too many great ideas to limit it to a small area. You have the obvious Mine Cart coaster, but then you have ideas like a Rapids water ride with multiple paths taking you through different areas of the DK universe like a Zinger nest, the brambles, and the mines, and at the very end K. Rool has built a wall in the way of the exit so you have to go down the giant waterfall. Maybe you could have a Kids play area in the treetops with vines and other things to climb around in. There should be a Rocket Barrel coaster where the giant Bat is chasing you while your ride cart is going crazy, it could even be in the same mountain as the Mine Cart and occasionally you can see the other ride go by. And for the people who really like thrills, you could have a DK themed Sky Coaster, and all of this is in a wonderfully themed jungle with tons of realistic rockwork and streams.
I really hope that Nintendo Land in Universal Orlando makes a ton of money, because this is stuff that needs to happen.
That should be in the water park, alongside a drop slide where you go into an upside down Barrel Cannon that sends you speeding down a tree. Imagine this, but DK themed.There should be a Gangplank Galleon ship in the water area for you to go on with some pirate kremling models on board.
KAOS should be a fun ride too lol, you go in it and it shakes and turns.That should be in the water park, alongside a drop slide where you go into an upside down Barrel Cannon that sends you speeding down a tree. Imagine this, but DK themed.
Look at that! There's mention of Barbara the Bat! That's fantastic!I gotta agree with the group that find the hypothetical doomsday scenarios somewhat annoying. While it might prepare us for the "worst", some people run with it like it were a real possibility. Possibility =/= plausibility.
In other news, I Stumbled on some sort of Sakurai complaint page made by some very meticulous japanese fans...
9.5/10 Needs more Kamek (Villains of Original 8).And I made another one It's beautiful
Yes. Although DK64 had DK as Cranky's son for some reason (and thus a grown up Junior, I guess). All other games have Cranky as his grandfather.But isn't Sakurai right on that? Cranky > DK Jr. > current DK. The manual for DKC mentions that the current DK is the original's (Cranky's) grandson, and there's an old, I think, Nintendo of Japan site relating to the Donkey Kong Country games, that supposedly mentioned how it was Cranky who passed his own name to his grandson.
Four Sword Adventures Ganon is a reincarnation.Wouldn't surprise me if that's true. I haven't heard that before, but then again I haven't spent years studying Kong Canon (Sorry, was just looking at the Palutena Guidance for Ganondorf). Nintendo and canon don't really mix well together. Even for Ganondorf, Sakurai says there are multiple Ganon's just like there are multiple Links and Zeldas. I believe that is wrong and there is only one Ganon, just across multiple timelines.
He simply changed his name like Cranky and now works in the showbiz under the moniker "Swanky Kong". Due to his profession he lives a very busy life, so Cranky had to raise DK in his stead.If DK Jr. is Cranky's son, and current DK's father, then where is the actual DK junior now? Why's DK shown with his grandfather but not his dad?
...Is he dead? Did he walk out on the family? Did he become estranged from Mrs. Kong and not want to pay child support?
What makes it even more confusing, is the fact that both modern DK and DK Jr. (As a child) appeared in Mario Tennis 64 as separate characters.If DK Jr. is Cranky's son, and current DK's father, then where is the actual DK junior now? Why's DK shown with his grandfather but not his dad?
...Is he dead? Did he walk out on the family? Did he become estranged from Mrs. Kong and not want to pay child support? Actually, how old is the DK we have now? In human years, not gorilla years.
Donkey Kong is deep, man.
Sakurai is basically half-right, all the 3 different Ganons from the Decline (LttP), the Adult (WW), and the Child (TP) timeline branches are resurrected variants of the one, and only, Ganon from the OoT.Even for Ganondorf, Sakurai says there are multiple Ganon's just like there are multiple Links and Zeldas. I believe that is wrong and there is only one Ganon, just across multiple timelines. @vaanrose would be the best person to ask for actual Ganon Canon.
I remember him, but actually looking at his official art, he definitely looks like someone who would run off with somebody else's wife.He simply changed his name like Cranky and now works in the showbiz under the moniker "Swanky Kong". Due to his profession he lives a very busy life, so Cranky had to raise DK in his stead.
My headcanon is that, one day, King K. Rool sliently kidnapped DK Jr. a bit before the events of Donkey Kong Country. He threatned to either request the banana hoard and let DK Jr. go, or he would take his life. DK Jr. kept refusing to give away the banana hoard, so K. Rool ended DK Jr.'s life. After that, he procedded to steal the banana hoard anyway, sending a letter to DK Jr.'s father (Cranky) about the tragic event that just unfolded. Cranky passed on the letter to DK Jr.'s son (Donkey Kong), and with that, Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong set off to reclaim their banana hoard in honor of Donkey Kong's great father, DK Jr.. This starts the events of Donkey Kong Country, and also hints at King K. Rool's twisted and ruthless personality.If DK Jr. is Cranky's son, and current DK's father, then where is the actual DK junior now? Why's DK shown with his grandfather but not his dad?
...Is he dead? Did he walk out on the family? Did he become estranged from Mrs. Kong and not want to pay child support? Actually, how old is the DK we have now? In human years, not gorilla years.
Donkey Kong is deep, man.
Your profile fits your comment.If DK Jr. is Cranky's son, and current DK's father, then where is the actual DK junior now? Why's DK shown with his grandfather but not his dad?
...Is he dead? Did he walk out on the family? Did he become estranged from Mrs. Kong and not want to pay child support? Actually, how old is the DK we have now? In human years, not gorilla years.
Donkey Kong is deep, man.
Mario and Baby Mario are always together in SpinOFF titles; .. it's not really absurd to see that;What makes it even more confusing, is the fact that both modern DK and DK Jr. (As a child) appeared in Mario Tennis 64 as separate characters.
Does this confirm that DK Jr. is a time traveler? What was he doing with DK? Did he want to spend more time with his son before his mysterious disappearance, or was he trying to find his way back home to Kongo Bongo by working with DK in a tennis game and regain his trust after abandoning him?Find out in the next episode of Crystal Coconut Z!
...Jesus.My headcanon is that, one day, King K. Rool sliently kidnapped DK Jr. a bit before the events of Donkey Kong Country. He threatned to either request the banana hoard and let DK Jr. go, or he would take his life. DK Jr. kept refusing to give away the banana hoard, so K. Rool ended DK Jr.'s life. After that, he procedded to steal the banana hoard anyway, sending a letter to DK Jr.'s father (Cranky) about the tragic event that just unfolded. Cranky passed on the letter to DK Jr.'s son (Donkey Kong), and with that, Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong set off to reclaim their banana hoard in honor of Donkey Kong's great father, DK Jr.. This starts the events of Donkey Kong Country, and also hints at King K. Rool's twisted and ruthless personality.
Mario and Baby Mario are always together in SpinOFF titles; .. it's not really absurd to see that;
While King K. Rool can be silly, I feel like he also has that insane side to him. Notice how his plans always get more complicated with each of his appearances. In DKC1, he took the banana hoard. In DKC2, he kidnapped DK for getting the banana hoard back, and he thought no one could stop him. In DKC3, he kidnapped DK and Diddy and thought he had it for sure. By DK64, he was losing it and kidnapped everyone he could, after his plan of blasting DK Island failed from the Kremling's incompetence....Jesus.
Your post reminds me of something though. This doesn't necessarily apply to you, but I noticed some people here interpret K. Rool as being a really serious, violent, evil villain. While he is supposed to be DK's crazy nemesis, I always thought he was played for laughs. Getting up after fake credits roll is supposed to be funny. Wearing costumes and adopting different personas is supposed to be funny. Challenging the Kongs to a boxing match and not being able to beat a single one in a fair fight was funny. So it's just kinda weird to me when people overstate his ruthlessness or even admit to finding him frightening (though I've only seen that once or twice).
Or Dr. Eggman. He has held the entire world hostage with a death laser, enslaves little animals making them his robot slaves, has tried multiple times to kill Sonic and friends, said some 'dark' things ("Stubborn little pincushion... give up and die already!") and yet he's still a comical character. K. Rool isn't any different to me, and that's how I like him.K Rool is as comically silly as any cartoon villian. If you step back and think about the things he's done, yes it can seem really vile and evil if you put into the context of the real world. See but same can be said for Tom and Jerry.
Dr.Eggman is terrifying. He is a one man empire, one man built a legion of robot slaves, space stations that house planets,and at one point a planet buster, just one man.Or Dr. Eggman. He has held the entire world hostage with a death laser, enslaves little animals making them his robot slaves, has tried multiple times to kill Sonic and friends, said some 'dark' things ("Stubborn little pincushion... give up and die already!") and yet he's still a comical character. K. Rool isn't any different to me, and that's how I like him.
That's pretty much how I feel. Both Dr. Eggman and King K. Rool are very ambitious and can go crazy with their plans, but they like to "put on a show" in the process. They're two of my favorite gaming villains for a reason.Or Dr. Eggman. He has held the entire world hostage with a death laser, enslaves little animals making them his robot slaves, has tried multiple times to kill Sonic and friends, said some 'dark' things ("Stubborn little pincushion... give up and die already!") and yet he's still a comical character. K. Rool isn't any different to me, and that's how I like him.
Dr.Eggman builds an elaborate casino world for no one, but Sonic.That's pretty much how I feel. Both Dr. Eggman and King K. Rool are very ambitious and can go crazy with their plans, but they like to "put on a show" in the process. They're two of my favorite gaming villains for a reason.
I hear what you're saying, but if you read the following link, you can see that Leigh Loveday, one of the writers of Donkey Kong Country, raises a possibility that King K. Rool wanted to steal the bananas in order to starve Donkey Kong. However, he also says that another possibility is that he just likes bananas himself, even though K. Rool says he hates bananas years later in Jungle Climber. King K. Rool has some different ways of looking at his character and isn't two dimensional, but if a Rare staff member thinks he stole the bananas to starve the Kongs, then that could show that K. Rool is at least somewhat serious about his actions. Here's the source:I feel like it's wrong to try and isolate a character's actions and motivations from the works they appear in. The DK games are comical, and so is K. Rool. I feel like saying that he'd be serious if DK was a more serious series is kinda silly, because if you try and dissect a character's personality in a vacuum with no context, then things get dark in basically every kid's series. Like in Mario, Bowser tried kidnapping Peach and lying to his son about her being his mother. That sounds really messed up, until you remember that they're evil turtles who kidnapped the princess of a bunch of mushroom people, and their arch nemesis is a chubby Italian man who yells his own name.
Really, K. Rool is a fat crocodile who wanted to steal Donkey Kong's bananas. Or take over his island. Or something. Looking into it much more than that feels like over-analyzing to me. Being comical is one of the things I like about him, anyway.
To his credit, Bowser did try to take over the universe two times.I hear what you're saying, but if you read the following link, you can see that Leigh Loveday, one of the writers of Donkey Kong Country, raises a possibility that King K. Rool wanted to steal the bananas in order to starve Donkey Kong. However, he also says that another possibility is that he just likes bananas himself, even though K. Rool says he hates bananas years later in Jungle Climber. King K. Rool has some different ways of looking at his character and isn't two dimensional, but if a Rare staff member thinks he stole the bananas to starve the Kongs, then that could show that K. Rool is at least somewhat serious about his actions. Here's the source:
http://web.archive.org/web/20020805...ite/talk_to_us/scribes/aug25_99/aug25_99.html
I can never take the Mario series that seriously, though. Bowser has never attempted anything on the scale King K. Rool has, the worst thing Bowser would do is take over the Mushroom Kingdom. King K. Rool not only wants to take over DK Island, it can also be interpreted that he wants to get rid of the Kongs in any way he can. Bowser respects Mario and Peach too much to rid of them, and as Miyamoto once said, the Mario characters are seen as a troupe of "actors". The DK characters could also be seen as actors, but unlike Mario, that's just a perspective and not a reality. Either way, King K. Rool outright hates the Kongs, so that says something to me and shows that there's no accurate way to protray King K. Rool. He can be very goofy and incompetent like in the show or very bossy and twisted like in DK 64.
Loving these. There's several who have written a list of about four characters in the slot, and I don't believe it's down to lack of reading comprehension.Is it one of you who voted for K.Rool and Shantea in the one character poll, because it's going to be deleted if you don't fix it?
That's there problem. Push explicitly said that there vote would be deleted if they don't change it.Loving these. There's several who have written a list of about four characters in the slot, and I don't believe it's down to lack of reading comprehension.
This is stupid. *sigh*Loving these. There's several who have written a list of about four characters in the slot, and I don't believe it's down to lack of reading comprehension.
Hey now, I may support K. Rool and Shantae primarily but I wrote "King K. Rool" Speaking of, no other character has as many different spellings in the poll that K. Rool has. Push takes them all into account, so we are good.Is it one of you who voted for K.Rool and Shantea in the one character poll, because it's going to be deleted if you don't fix it?
To his credit, Bowser did try to take over the universe two times.
Damn he looks badass.Gregg Mayles uploaded the concept art of King K. Rool!
https://twitter.com/Ghoulyboy/status/640574072250867712
There is nothin wrong with any of that but its clear the narrative in the Donkey Kong games isn't to be taken as seriously as say Star Fox, Metroid or honestly even Pokemon. Like when I read what's described above it sounds like a character from One Piece, insanely goofy with some strange quirk that has resulted from some super serious traumatic child hood.With regard to the seriousness of K. Rool, I think you can interpret it different ways, depending on the game. Overall, though, I object to the idea that, just because "it's a game about cartoon monkeys," it must lack any depth. That Rare occasionally had more serious tones in their DKCs (especially 2) made them way more memorable to me than they would have been if their games were just "Wacky Jungle Adventure 496." Honestly, the reason detractors and sites like IGN badmouth DKC is probably partly because they see the series as such a game, rather than digging deeper. In essence, they were cartoony platformers with atmosphere and storyline under the surface if you dig deeper.
K. Rool's leadership and actions fall under that...on the surface, he's a goofy crocodile who steals bananas, but, for starters, did he do it to starve the Kongs? What else was he doing to DK beyond the three seconds of cannonball torture during the rest of DKC2? Why do the Kremlings all have missing limbs and scars in DKC2? It's not some intricate masterpiece, but it's still deeper and more purposeful characterization than it's credited for.
And let's not forget this infamous line from him.Dr.Eggman is terrifying. He is a one man empire, one man built a legion of robot slaves, space stations that house planets,and at one point a planet buster, just one man.