Tiger's Entry!

(Sorry, I can't seem to shrink the pictures, and the quality is low because it was my cell phone. Also, this isn't my best as I basically did this all in 15 minutes since I'm procrastinating a lot of work...

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TIGER A LA CARTE! (I had a nice looking square plate
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Description
One of Tiger's most stunning improvised dishes, Tiger a La Carte intertwines the taste of South East Asia, the Pacific, and the American Heartland. It is savory with a mild kick, sauted in Virgin Italian olive oil, and is esthetically pleasing. Created in only 15 minutes, Tiger a la Carte is a model TV dinner.
Ingredients:
(Unsure of exact measurements... I kind of did it on the fly... I also don't measure or follow recipes when I cook)
-Filipino Style Noodles
-Shrimp
-Chicken
-Soy Sauce
-Old Bay Seasoning
-Corn
-Garlic Powder
-Chopped Onion

-Black Pepper
-Salt
Cilantro
-Peanut Sauce(Thai-ish)
-Teriyaki Sauce
(Sauce to left side is 50/50 cheese and wine sauce for bread... though I didn't make that)
How to make this in 15 minutes
*I had precooked shrimp and chicken the night before. The sauces were courtesy of the grocery store. The cilantro chopping was done earlier in the week.

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1) Heat up noodles in hot water(boiling them might kill them or make them all icky), be careful!
*you need to do the next parts quickly, since sauteing them for too long will burn*
2) Oil a sauté pan(any pan will do I guess...) and transfer the noodles to it(don't ad the water! strain if possible)
3) Add precooked shrimp and chicken to the pan. Toss around for a bit.
4) In a bowl, mix together the Peanut and Teryiaki sauce( I do a ratio of 2/3... though change to taste) with the black pepper and salt and add to the noodles(don't add too much sauce... add slowly and watch how much you add so you don't drown them)
5) After mixing, apply a dash of soy sauce and garlic powder, generously apply Old Bay Seasoning, and add the chopped onion.
6) Keep moving the food and turn the heat off after everything is hot and mixed. Watch for burns.
7) Place on a nice looking plate, and add chopped cilantro on the top.
8a) EAT IT!!! EAT ITT!!!
8b) Have a romantic dinner!*
*Optional