Jkun Engrish

[LooksLikePit]

One day I realized how bad Jkun's engrish is, so I decided to make a collection of some of it. I asked Stab if he wanted to do it with me, and he agreed.

The following is a collection of some of Jkun's engrish. There's probably a lot more out there, but here's what we found. His biggest problem is verb conjugation and sentence structure.

Without further ado, I present to you:

Jkun Engrish

Oh the smashfest at adam place tonight was amazing

also in marth ditto

what moves can i cc and what move i cant?

I'm not sure if anyone ask this question already but i'll take my chances

I want to learn how aggressive as marth....

you can just take the metrolink train from irvine to SD (I forgot how much is the price)


that one way to get there

I hate how when i just got to connor house . . . i was thinking to myself that i wanted to sleep, so i went to sleep now i can't for some dumb reasons....FML

. . . When i first saw a brawl trailer from e3 on youtube.

Then he[DC$] showed me melee can be play competively. . . I was thinking "a party game that can be play competivtely" he told me something like brawl will be amazing or something (I might be wrong cuz i dont really remember, i think it was something like it)Then i looked up a e3 trailer of brawl, when i first saw it, I was thinking "brawl looks amazing"

I didn't know who is ken, m2k, pc and chillin. as i was watching this, I was amazing by ken combo the **** out of chillin. . .

. . . after a year i realize this game[brawl] is horrible. what kind of game let the camper win?. . . I believe wintergamefest 08 is the last straw of me. I didn't care about people playing metaknight or take me to gay *** stage, I care about how horrible the game is. . . Aznforce took me to psychomidget house and play melee for awhile. while i was there I met mango. . . after psychomidget house. everything about smash was in totally different world to me cuz there was wavedash, l cancel and stuff.
. . .
then i watched lovage and zoap then i realize in my head

if it aint srk **** talk, it's done

You did some work which it was telling me if it was a bad idea if this happen etc.

. . . the housing and the rides was being plan out, in case anything happen.

. . . The fact you guys are finishing your plans and stuff, you guys should have prepare your *** ahead of time (asking people like a month of time and talk to other drivers etc.) so who's fault? not irvine for sure. "oh you guys live a hour away blah blah blah" instead of telling irvine about the housing problem maybe you guys should have look into this and make sure you guys got housing like Zoap did

. . . i dont see superrad or joe asking me or irvine for housing they asked for rides.

. . . he can never be good as you or me

Instead of MM $50, MM Me for $100 cuz that ya just a lil kid that trying to act tough online. . .


. . . knowing you, you'll be like "no mm me for $50 instead cuz i dont know what the hell why you dont want to mm me for $100" . . .


. . . You seen that movie Zombieland where the main characters face a zombie clown was stand between him and emma stone? it's going to be like that except a lot more cleaner

Someone give me tips in Fox Ditto

I'm bring maple and Julian Kao with me

How i got into smash?


when i was in the dark street alley...lost...DC$ aka The godfather of 949 reach out his hand, as soon as i saw him, I grabbed his amazing soft warm hand and went to go play melee with him for a month. Then i went to go play other fighting games. As Brawl came out..it was a dark time for me...playing a game where camping wins all the time, I tried so hard not to play that way then soon i realize brawl sucks. Then I ran into the godmother of 949 (kira) showed me the light (yay) then i was reunited with the godfather. The psychomidget took me in to his nice and warm home. then the rest is history. . .

you guys should have mine numbers as well as zhu and macD
if not i'll add it later . . .

I hope everyone in the 909 area safe!

I'm bring alot of money in case sd fail to house us

it's not your post is amazing but that true about this thread

I'm bring Maple, Julian Kao want to tag along so is that ok?

A brother gotta some booty alone ya know?. . .

. . . I dont want to hear whining about gas price and housing etc. . .

. . . I Need To know by wednesday night on who going and such!. . .

. . . I'll be leave at Cameron (psychomidget) place no later or no less then 10pm. . .

. . . I'm not going back to 949 on saturday night so plan ahead (staring at Connor =___=) or ask if anyone is going back to 949 on saturday night!. . .

. . . That Chicken Stripe Dinner is the bomb. . .

So where is this big posts lovage? I been waiting for that post for awhile

I know where's the title from!

I'm soak and wet right now

 

[stabbedbyanipple]

So i was wondering if anyone have any play Bahamut Lagoon?

throw a marth at me and force me in marth ditto

this is a hard to do, i'm still working on it

I came to the conclusion today that work was wonderful and help me become a better man then going to this tournament slowly rotting away

Ilol the part where shroomed turn into chicken soup was the best

Yeah I'm only going to enter teams and that's about it since i'm have work

it's not like your marth great as well and i did say i didn't want to do.

i'm tired of seeing mio vs someone and later it'll becoming ****** =/

I'll go if maple work on that day

I think so too but who care lol

I wont be attending to this as well

Chinese music can go *** themselves!

those are just johns when he lose to connor

I heard Demon Souls was fun for a lil bit to me

I think you just did critiqued m2k

Connor I know Cam's dad owns a car wash, Cam was just telling me about owning one, I didn't say cam's dad own one or something

Connor......I wish my fox is legit as your or lucky!

i got invited to some PBnJ thread is the best thread ever lol

i was going to say something really mean on my last but nah

I read some of JDM post

so win or lose you dont get or lose much at all (except money)
which build no reason to try hard at all

Falco is not my character and so is peach


everyone have a falcon

what airport you will be at?

Merced Crew should get at Irvine Crew

no i'm scared of girls cuz they scar me for life

i think it'll somewhat close to marvel mm hypes

ukkkk i got tossed so bad by one missiles

I was busy playing friendlies to notice grand final

I wish i can still get more advices from you

so is the 949 combo video is going to have The PR players

there's a few time where i dont carry 1's

he's should be rank higher then

i get a warning from the ender for saying powerpuff girls is better then spongebob?

i'm sure there is but no one announce it early

is gosu and unknown presence are bros?

cancel in the middle of your super to do more combo

i wish i can be in this!


no one invite me

pretty sure macd have one

Nice jason.

 

[DJMirror]

LMAO hahahahhahahahaha


and it's Jkun's Engrish


I approve of this thread

 

[Squidster]

god.... so much XD

 

[ender]

as long as jkun is ok with it.

 

[DJMirror]

I know my english is pretty bad and this doesn't bother me much lol


I'm sure everyone will get a good laugh at this

*looking at Kira, Atlus, P, Lovage, S2J, Dunskies, Lucky, HugS, Romeo, Larry, Mango, Connor, MacD, The Great Leon and Nor Cal*


I'm sure Stab and Sherigami didn't mean any harm lol

 

[kirbyraeg]

we see the real jason right there^

but this thread is too good

 

[practice_mAn]

oh my gosh

this is so bad my stomach hurts

I can't read through this anymore lol

How do you guys keep track of jkun's posts??
I wish i can still get more advices from you

 

[Nasty_Nate]

cancel in the middle of your super to do more combo

They are all funny but something about this one was especially ticklish. Except it gets less funny when you realize he obviously does it on purpose, then its just annoying.

 

[DJMirror]

my engrish is too good

 

[HomeMadeWaffles]

the only thing i notice about jkun's vocab

is stuff like

Smoke2Joint
HomeMadeWaffle

whatever has an "s" or a "z" at the end, isnt there hahahaha

<3 jkun, ur still the homie

 

[DJMirror]

the only thing i notice about jkun's vocab

is stuff like

Smoke2Joint
HomeMadeWaffle

whatever has an "s" or a "z" at the end, isnt there hahahaha

<3 jkun, ur still the homie

i didn't even know this myself O__o i'm ******** as ****kkk

 

[Kira-]

LOL and stuff that does NOT normally have an "s" has it.

"that's mines"
"Vwin"
"Bams"

 

[joeplicate]

hahaha <3 jason


get good at marth so we can have a good-azz marth in socal =)

 

[practice_mAn]

vahagisthe1: i heard you can't make it to scsa
vahagisthe1: this better be a lie
vahagisthe1: =-O
Jkun: no it's the true

i love this guy

 

[DJMirror]

^^^^ **** i just woke up


hahaha

 

[embracethe12]

they Are All Funny But Something About This One Was Especially Ticklish. Except It Gets Less Funny When You Realize He Obviously Does It On Purpose, Then Its Just Annoying.

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[Lovage]

LMAO this thread

 

[DJMirror]

this is thread is amazing =D

 

[Gishnak]

this is thread is amazing =D

Intentional. I don't is approve

 

[EdreesesPieces]

Champ vs Jkun for the worst spoken smasher in socal.

 

[Jun.]

Does DJ Mirror show similar symptoms?

 

[Jun.]

i never saw the movie someone show it to me because it's really random

wtf its tell me that wasn't 10 chars