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Jesus was BLACK!

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ExCeL 52

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JESUS WAS BLACK!

Dont deny it...
You know its true.
Try to change my mind by
Discussing...

Side Note: This thread is serious.
 

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Jesus was black, Ronald Reagan was the devil, and the goverment was lieying about 911. Thank you for your time, good night.
 

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Actually, Jesus was middle eastern. He looks like Alex Tribek. And he had two Charizards.
Yes, he was middle eastern. I don't know about looking like Alex Trebek, though--and I'm pretty sure he doesn't have any Charizards. Arcanine was his favorite fire Pokemon--it says so on Wikipedia. Anyway, Jesus wasn't black, but he definitely wasn't white either. Middle Eastern is the only word for it, and Jewish.
 

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Darn, I thought this was serious topic. Major lulz would have ensue from some of the white Christians here. :p
 

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Jesus is definitely Mexican.

Think about it.

I hear Huey's voice whenever ExCeL posts. It's very entertaining.
 

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Which also brings us to another point:
Nobody has been able to prove that you are capable of changing your mind in the first place.
 

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The guy is the son of God. Performed many miracles and a bunch of other stuff

and this was the best thread you could come up with about him???
 

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Which also brings us to another point:
Nobody has been able to prove that you are capable of changing your mind in the first place.
Haha that ^ was funny. He was middle-eastern... No matter what scripture you read/believe... That's where it came from.

Btw, is this coming from The Boondocks or something (Ur avatar)? Is the next thread you post gonna say there is a Black heaven and a White heaven...? (I saw that ep.) :p
 

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Guys After Much research on very reliable sources(google images)

I can confidently tell you. Jesus was black just look at the evidence.

 

ExCeL 52

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Haha that ^ was funny. He was middle-eastern... No matter what scripture you read/believe... That's where it came from.

Btw, is this coming from The Boondocks or something (Ur avatar)? Is the next thread you post gonna say there is a Black heaven and a White heaven...? (I saw that ep.) :p
No... I knew Jesus was black when I was the age of 8..
The boondocks just proved the fact further.
And no Im not going to say there is a black heaven and a white heaven...

But Ronald Reagan was the devil and he invented crack.

( Ronald Wilson Reagan - 666 )

yeah.. you could say i've seen every episode.



^^

YESSSS!!!

EVIDENCE FROM PHOTOGRAPHY!
 

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Dude btw .. what is your avatar?
It's Wolfy! He's a werewolf, and he's from a comic book. He's awesome.

TBH, I imagined you sounding like Mickey Mouse when you had his avatar. :lick:
I can't imagine you ever took anything I said seriously then. :p

Robert Downey Jr. proves that anyone can be black if they want it badly enough.
 

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Haha that ^ was funny. He was middle-eastern... No matter what scripture you read/believe... That's where it came from.

Btw, is this coming from The Boondocks or something (Ur avatar)? Is the next thread you post gonna say there is a Black heaven and a White heaven...? (I saw that ep.) :p
Aw come now. Assuming you're a Christian, you sound as if you would stop being a follower if he was in fact black? lol
 

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It's the avatar. I basically picture everyone like their avatar.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who does that.

Also, yes, He's Middle Eastern, but some say that He is "black". Le's just say He's brown and leave it at that.

This thread is srs biz.

Does Boondocks even still come on? If so, someone please enlighten me as to which channel. That show was sheer jam.
 

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I'm glad I'm not the only one who does that.

Also, yes, He's Middle Eastern, but some say that he is "black". Le's just say He's brown and leave it at that.

This thread is srs biz.

Does Boondocks even still come on? If so, someone please enlighten me as to which channel. That show was sheer jam.
Yes.. the boondocks still comes on

Cartoon Network.. Adult Swim

11:00 - 12:00 Central times on Saturdays...

Watched it all last night.

Im loving all the responses im gettin from this.
 

ExCeL 52

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Aw come now. Assuming you're a Christian, you sound as if you would stop being a follower if he was in fact black? lol
Its really sad but I truly think 15 Percent of Christians would resign from the religon if god himself came from the heavens and said his son was black.
 

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Aw, man. I was afraid of that. I don't get Cartoon Network anymore, they changed the stations... Blah.

Also, 15%? That's a lot. :laugh:
 
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