Jennifers body....

[Mr.-0]

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So, i'm going to watch jennifers body and all today. So, i'm talking to my friends on my phone, saying how hot it's gonna be watching megan fox eat people. Than I watch the trailer. ****. That's not hot, that's scary. And i'm 13. My parenst are taking me today. crap.

 

[j0s3ph]

Tell them you decided you want to see something else instead?

 

[Man of Popsicle]

He can't.
Because he used movie tickets.com. Buy your tickets at the theatre and avoid this predicament today.

 

[finalark]

Why are you seeing a silly horror movie about an actress who can't act eating people rather than something good? Like... um.... are there any good movies playing?

Also, Kirrilin owned count: 6.

 

[Teran]

The real question is, why would parents take their 13 year old to watch such garbage?

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

^Exactly.

Why would a parent want to see that anyway? Fake that you're sick and sneak in with your friends later.

 

[highfive]

Something tells me you just wanted to see Megan Fox feel up her in-movie (or is she?) friend. Then you realized it's actually a movie that's supposed to be scary. Perhaps I should say that bringing a girl and pretending to be tough could work.

 

[REL38]

Apparently, the same parents that took em' to see Transformers 2 let em' see this junk.

 

[§leepy God]

The real question is, why would parents take their 13 year old to watch such garbage?

♪ Maybe becuase Megan Fox is hot... that's all I can think of. XD †

♪ Yea, this movie wasn't as good as many would had thought, me, I knew it wasn't going to be good and I'm glad I saw Cloudy with a Chance of Meatball's. †

 

[Indigo Jeans]

Lol, be a man. Chix gorily devouring each other is hawt.

 

[Morrigan]

Can't you just tell them? ****, what is it with parents-children communication these days?

 

[Indigo Jeans]

*Dekuu goes into a "back in my day..." rant*

 

[BIGM1994]

i wanna see it soooo bad...!

 

[Firus]

Yeah, I overheard some people talking about this movie today (i.e., I was trying to listen to my music and they wouldn't SHUT THE HELL UP) and it sounds like the most stupid piece of crap in existence.

Here's what they said (I don't care enough to Google and see if it's true or not):

Spoiler

A band tried to use the Megan Fox character as a virgin sacrifice so their band would do well, but she wasn't actually a virgin so it had a bad outcome.

If that's true, I think they've hit a new record in stupid.

 

[SuperBowser]

I enjoy horror movies with a terrible storyline.

 

[ndayday]

Nah, Twilight still beats this movie IMO.

At least this one doesn't have a myriad of adolescent girls as a fan base, right?

 

[.Marik]

Haha, I saw this yesterday.

I had nothing better to do, and intentionally saw a mediocre movie where the plot doesn't actually matter, and it resulted in lulz for me and my foster brother when we saw Megan Fox eat other teenaged boys and when some other girls started freaking out in the movie theater when said scenes occured.

There were no plot twists, nothing exceptional about the movie except the fact Megan Fox is so d@mn hot.

Storyline is average, special effects were pretty good, I'd give it about a 5/10.

See District 9 or something. This movie should only be watched with your friends for jokes and definitely not with your parents. That'd get a little uncomfortable.

Basically what Teran said.

 

[Mr.-0]

It sucked. I loved the scene where megan fox and amanda made out in panties

 

[Mr. Rogu]

oh, you mean Megans Body? thats what the movie should really be called. everyones seeing it only cause of megan fox. i know thats the only reason i would go see this movie

 

[Dido]

Wait, is this suppose to go to media m. ?

 

[Melomaniacal]

Megan Fox isn't even that good looking. Extreme fake, and needs to eat a **** sandwich.

 

[§leepy God]

oh, you mean Megans Body? thats what the movie should really be called. everyones seeing it only cause of megan fox. i know thats the only reason i would go see this movie

♪ This... is... GENIUS!!! Because that's all of what's good in this movie, other than that, it's not very scary, and it's not very entertaining. But over all, Megan hasn't acted in movies that's successful hasn't she? †

 

[Mr. Rogu]

♪ This... is... GENIUS!!! Because that's all of what's good in this movie, other than that, it's not very scary, and it's not very entertaining. But over all, Megan hasn't acted in movies that's successful hasn't she? †

thank you

I dunno, i mean she was in transformers. that was pretty sucessful. i mean, you got the two best things ever in a movie for a typical guy. theres giant fighting robots with a hot chick in it, so it has to be prety legit.

 

[Fatmanonice]

Spoiler

A band tried to use the Megan Fox character as a virgin sacrifice so their band would do well, but she wasn't actually a virgin so it had a bad outcome.

If that's true, I think they've hit a new record in stupid.

... That's the base of the plot? Somebody in Hollywood needs to be kicked in the balls...

 

[highfive]

Somebody in Hollywood needs to be kicked in the balls...

Already tried. Curse you Fox news channel.

I feel that horror movies have gone waaaaaayyyy down since around 2004-ish.
Perhaps even past then. Now they're called "suspense films". back in my day they were called "Horror Movies" or "holy****in****didyouseethat? films.".

Megan's Jennifer's body is a perfect example of why 1990's>2000's.

 

[Kewkky]

Already tried. Curse you Fox news channel.

I feel that horror movies have gone waaaaaayyyy down since around 2004-ish.
Perhaps even past then. Now they're called "suspense films". back in my day they were called "Horror Movies" or "holy****in****didyouseethat? films.".

Megan's Jennifer's body is a perfect example of why 1990's>2000's.

Yes, Yes, YES... I hate these new "horror" movies... They're so stupid. Actual suspense movies are good tho (like Cloverfield... I liked it, don't judge me), but make-belief movies like Jeniffer's Body or Boogeyman (I and II) just make me want to laugh throughout the whole movie and make snarky witty remarks about each stupid "scary" scene.

The last movies that I saw that made me go "oh ****..." were the Hostel movies... Hohoho, didn't expect them to be so graphical...

 

[.Marik]

^ Haha, I remember Hostel.

It's equally as graphic as Turistas.