Shulk sucks, his name sounds like this
Ladies and gentleman, the next Newcomer, The Immortal, Shulk Shogan!
Please, I want Isaac more than Shulk Shogan, Shulk is a loser and I don't give a crap about Xenoblade because Xenoblade sucks.
Look at this B word, he looks like something Square came up with, I don't want this piece of garbage in Super Smash Bros, I have enough guys to beat up, I don't need another.
This is the Newcomer we're getting.
Golden Sun is better than Xenoblade, therefore Isaac gets added.
Shulk can go be a Assist Trophy.