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I'm tired of these MOTHER-****ING KIDS ON MAH MOTHER-****ING DOORSTEP!

OutlawStar

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Um, when kids wont get off your freaking property and are BEGGING for food, it should be a given right to shoot at them.


And um, calling someone a jerk because said intruders are kids is just...dumb. I had this problem, and because I wasn't a jerk, I didn't do anything til they practically jumped me. SEE HOW THAT WORKS OUT HERP DERP DERP.
Sorry, I don`t have the regularity of kids begging for food,
maybe they are poor?
Shooting them is not the answer.
 
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I hate children. They think they're so tough, and they can't get hurt, and then they get shot with stuff and go cry to mommy. They deserved that ****.

The fact that you listed their races concerned me a bit at first as I care for my fellow negro by nature, but they're children and therefore stupid, so whatevs. :p
 

Falconv1.0

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Sorry, I don`t have the regularity or kids begging for food,
maybe they are poor?
Shooting them is not the answer.
He used an airsoft gun.

They were trespassers.

Also that last post you made makes zero effing sense. And it's really ****ing simple. When someone has tried so many times to get you to gtfo their god **** property, and you wont, dont tell me using an air soft gun is over reacting. There isn't some kind of special rule for this ****, if you are breaking a law and being an ***, you're breaking a law and you should man up to the punishment.
 

Barge

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Sorry, I don`t have the regularity or kids begging for food,
maybe they are poor?
Shooting them is not the answer.
Still trespassing. Airsoft doesn't even do major damage.
The kids need to stop being *******, take it like a man, stop being *****es, and gtfo.
 

OutlawStar

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He used an airsoft gun.

They were trespassers.

Also that last post you made makes zero effing sense. And it's really ****ing simple. When someone has tried so many times to get you to gtfo their god **** property, and you wont, dont tell me using an air soft gun is over reacting. There isn't some kind of special rule for this ****, if you are breaking a law and being an ***, you're breaking a law and you should man up to the punishment.

Sorry for asking for peace.
 

Falconv1.0

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Cause you are so good at it?
Oh my god you are missing the point so amazingly.

You obviously dont understand the situation or you're terribly stupid. These kids were on his property, he told them to get off. This wasn't like a one time thing, they didn't respect him at all. It is not his responsibility to work some kind of ****ing deal out or do something beyond telling them nicely to gtfo, he doesn't even have to say it nicely. There's no defense when you blatantly disrespect people like that when they've given you the chance already.

Good God man.

"There's always another way". Yeah, whoop pee, let's just roll over and reason with the unreasonable. If a man breaks in your house and has a gun, and you have a gun, you hold him up with it. If he turns around and starts to draw you do not do ****ing use diplomacy, you put his *** down.
 

OutlawStar

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Oh my god you are missing the point so amazingly.

You obviously dont understand the situation or you're terribly stupid. These kids were on his property, he told them to get off. This wasn't like a one time thing, they didn't respect him at all. It is not his responsibility to work some kind of ****ing deal out or do something beyond telling them nicely to gtfo, he doesn't even have to say it nicely. There's no defense when you blatantly disrespect people like that when they've given you the chance already.

Good God man.

"There's always another way". Yeah, whoop pee, let's just roll over and reason with the unreasonable. If a man breaks in your house and has a gun, and you have a gun, you hold him up with it. If he turns around and starts to draw you do not do ****ing use diplomacy, you put his *** down.
Okay, I admit my first post was rude, sorry about that.


But nah, there is always another way,
there is still good in people, you
just have to forgive them.
 

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The post above this (assuming no one else posts) makes me want to cry at how hopeful the human race can be. People like the above generally are the ones that end up dying when in bad situations because instead of listening to your fight or flight response. You try to talk it out. Then you end up dead.

See how far that gets you? There is a reason we have the whole fight or flight response you know.

Albeit in the current situation this isn't a fight or flight situation.It's a "respect me and GTFO my property" and you know something most people respect? Fear. It's not the best choice but **** it, it normally works. If you have some completely afraid of you - they are less likely to do something to piss you off. There are exceptions to this as well, if someones afraid of you they may kill you in your sleep.

The human race varies as a whole because no two people are truly alike in every way. So you cannot find a single answer to every problem no matter how similiar the problem is.

If you think there is good in me and you can talk me out of my decisions after I made my mind up, you'd be horrible mistaken. This is what I'd consider a flaw in myself - I'm extremely stubborn. You may be able to talk some people out of their decisions, but others are much tougher or nigh impossible.
 

Barge

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Its human and animal nature to fight and defend. If someone has a ****ing gun, dont be a ***** and try to talk it out of them. Beat the **** out of them. :)
 

Falconv1.0

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Outlaw your optimism is born of sheer ignorance. You know what words have gotten for me with *******s? Getting jumped and beaten mercilessly. You know what made them gtfo? Me slamming them to the floor/the police. But mainly me bashing them into the ground.
 

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But nah, there is always another way,
there is still good in people, you
just have to forgive them.
I agree 100% with your outlook, but... this is the complete wrong situation for its application. :laugh:

Throw Food at them then Tell them to GTFO my lawn

And by food, eggs. That should really help.
Which would probably result in a "fight fire with fire" response from the kids. An egged house wouldn't be awesome to clean...

Maybe a dog tied to the porch? I can see a large amount of creative responses to this situation - I just can't think of any. Maybe we should all watch some Home Alone.

Anyways, your SEVENTEEN? Do you live with your parents or guardians or something? What do they say?
 

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The human race varies as a whole because no two people are truly alike in every way.
I tend to disagree with this. Very, very hard.

Oh, and about the problem at hand with this thread.
Just call the cops. The sooner the better.
 

urfat

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the reality is you need to work out, gain confidence and not let people push you around, your too good for that man.
 

OutlawStar

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The post above this (assuming no one else posts) makes me want to cry at how hopeful the human race can be. People like the above generally are the ones that end up dying when in bad situations because instead of listening to your fight or flight response. You try to talk it out. Then you end up dead.

See how far that gets you? There is a reason we have the whole fight or flight response you know.

Albeit in the current situation this isn't a fight or flight situation.It's a "respect me and GTFO my property" and you know something most people respect? Fear. It's not the best choice but **** it, it normally works. If you have some completely afraid of you - they are less likely to do something to piss you off. There are exceptions to this as well, if someones afraid of you they may kill you in your sleep.

The human race varies as a whole because no two people are truly alike in every way. So you cannot find a single answer to every problem no matter how similiar the problem is.

If you think there is good in me and you can talk me out of my decisions after I made my mind up, you'd be horrible mistaken. This is what I'd consider a flaw in myself - I'm extremely stubborn. You may be able to talk some people out of their decisions, but others are much tougher or nigh impossible.
This is the response I was hoping for ;)

Falcon, I never said I couldn't be proven wrong you know, no one can always be right,
Maybe if your responses were actually thought out? Not just Flame,
it would lead to the conclusion much faster, thanks.
 

JOE!

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what you need to do is get a doormat

under said doormat you will have a piece of wood, with a whole bunch of nails and screws sticking out of it

Place doormat over board

Watch ****** kids sit on your doorstep for the last time

profit
 

Asdioh

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Seriously, just hire Clint Eastwood.









you guyz need to watch Gran Torino if you haven't yet.

Lawn, porch, whatever.
 

Nihongo-ookami

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@ OP
You sound like a jerk,
they are just kids lol.
I am a jerk. Get at me.

I would be totally pissed in the OP's situation. They're are
Tell me your 450 FPS Ak is full auto.
**** yeah.

Piss on them from an upstairs window. If you don't have one, from your roof.

Or just be boring and get the police to put up a no trespassing sign, whatever.

:059:
I'd piss on them, but that would be a waste and would get nothing done.

I've called the cops. They've said that they will come out tomorrow and put up a no trespassing sign.

If they still do it, anyhow, the **** THE LAW, I'M KICKING THEIR ***ES.

and I do live with my mother, but half the time she's not home.

and LOL @ Asdioh.

I hate children. They think they're so tough, and they can't get hurt, and then they get shot with stuff and go cry to mommy. They deserved that ****.

The fact that you listed their races concerned me a bit at first as I care for my fellow negro by nature, but they're children and therefore stupid, so whatevs. :p
Yeah. Let me make this clear. I AM NOT RACIST. I do live in a somewhat ghetto area of GA, though. I'm the only white guy on my entire street and the 2 next to me.
 

OutlawStar

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Are you sure that the kids aren't just doing it because you are trying to force them?
The angrier you get at kids the more idiotic they become.
 
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Are you sure that the kids aren't just doing it because you are trying to force them?
The angrier you get at kids the more idiotic they become.
Truth. Just call the cops. and if they keep coming, just let their parents pay a heavy fine and let them ground their kids.
 

Beren Zaiga

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I look at some of the responses and face palm at how some people here seem to think they are above the law.

@ the people with the responses of violence only: You're NOT, the only time you are above the law is NEVER. Just because its your property and/or the property you live on doesn't mean you have the right to attack them to

@ OP:

These kids think their tough ****, fine, let them rabble on, all it takes is a phone call, or going out the back way, going to their parents house and showing proof that they are indeed trespassing, then you can sue them all if they don't comply, and you'll get a big wad of cash (before the taxes) in your pocket for it!

Then again, suing over kids being on your porch in some situations can seem pretty stupid, though what they are doing isn't worth potentially getting an assault charge over, which would end with money out of your pocket in which case if you're not very careful.

If these parents do nothing, then it is completely within your rights to sue the hell out of them. If you put a No Trespassing Sign, and they don't stop, you can sue the kids and the parents, charge the kids with civil disobedience, trespassing, as well as harassment, if they have done anything else to you that would be against the law at that point, you can sue them for that too.

You can also sue the parents for not taking proper actions to make their kids stop what they are doing. Which means not only do they get charges against their records, their kids also take the fall. They can get a very high fine if they keep adding up.

Thing is, with the moral decay our country is seeing, doing that will be tough ****.
 

Nihongo-ookami

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BTW, when I say begging for food, I don't mean, "Please, mister, I haven't eaten in days!" Begging. I mean, "Hey, man, you got somethin' to eat in there? Man, hook me up, man!" That kind of begging.
 

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Throwing a brick at them =/= hitting them with a brick
 

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BTW, when I say begging for food, I don't mean, "Please, mister, I haven't eaten in days!" Begging. I mean, "Hey, man, you got somethin' to eat in there? Man, hook me up, man!" That kind of begging.
Okay that's REALLY pathetic. At that point they are just being disruptive purposely and need a reality check.

Be sure to load metal BB's next time ;)
 

Asdioh

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I look at some of the responses and face palm at how some people here seem to think they are above the law.

@ the people with the responses of violence only: You're NOT, the only time you are above the law is NEVER. Just because its your property and/or the property you live on doesn't mean you have the right to attack them to

@ OP:

These kids think their tough ****, fine, let them rabble on, all it takes is a phone call, or going out the back way, going to their parents house and showing proof that they are indeed trespassing, then you can sue them all if they don't comply, and you'll get a big wad of cash (before the taxes) in your pocket for it!

Then again, suing over kids being on your porch in some situations can seem pretty stupid, though what they are doing isn't worth potentially getting an assault charge over, which would end with money out of your pocket in which case if you're not very careful.

If these parents do nothing, then it is completely within your rights to sue the hell out of them. If you put a No Trespassing Sign, and they don't stop, you can sue the kids and the parents, charge the kids with civil disobedience, trespassing, as well as harassment, if they have done anything else to you that would be against the law at that point, you can sue them for that too.

You can also sue the parents for not taking proper actions to make their kids stop what they are doing. Which means not only do they get charges against their records, their kids also take the fall. They can get a very high fine if they keep adding up.

Thing is, with the moral decay our country is seeing, doing that will be tough ****.
Awww, America today sucks. Suing is no fun, why can't you just beat some sense into them :[

I miss the old days (like, BC)
 
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