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<Perhaps Ashley freeing her Innocence, which helps her enjoy life more and become a bit more youthful. Also, I've been in school from 7-2 EST, and the cellular service there is terrible, so I won't be able to roleplay much during school hours>
Sarah: (Silly, voice) Oh, don't fret now, my darling... You should be ashamed of yourself! (Silly voice again, but with Sarah's characteristic, synthetic replication of juvenile amusement.) Twying to tie up such a sweet wittle giwl!
<Whenever you post before I'm out of school, I'll like your post when I'm available>
<I shall wait until near the end anyway, if I am available then.>
"Anger hates those!" Innocence says. "She got made that I gave her those, so she made me eat them until I threw up!"
Sarah: (Rummaging through hammerspace to find what would be good bribery for Anger to release Innocence) Candy apple?
Innocence nods. "She wikes dem in secwet."
Sarah: (Throwing the candy apple, and speaking with a silly voice) Go fetch the candy apple! Go on! Fetch the candy apple! Go release Innocence and fetch! Gooo on!
Anger comes out of the darkness and takes the candy apple. She takes a bite out of it, and then goes upstairs without doing anything.
Sarah: YES! We are going to stop anger from being angry!... (Normal) But that doesn't make much sense.
"Just temporarily, so we can convince her to free Innocence," Ashley says.
Sarah: If you think it will work... (They come to Anger)... How is the candy apple?... (Rush) HUH?!... (Normal)
"Subpar," Anger growls. "What do you want?"
Sarah: Actually, we were hoping you would be... kind enough (?) to let Innocence be free. You have your place, but so does she, and Ashley can't decide whether to be at peace or angry all the time... and where did you get that hair band? It's fabulous!
"Why should I? She'd be even more annoying!" Anger yells. "'I wuv you, Anger! Change my diapey, Anger!' She never shuts up!"
Sarah: (Trying to take aim to snatch the hair band away, she regains focus) Wuv? I thought only Baby Ashley said that... I also find frequent outbursts and curse words annoying. Should I lock you up? There's plenty of space in that dungeon of yours! Don't worry, (holds up candy) I'll make sure your teeth rot first!
Anger smacks the candy out of her hand. "Get out of here!" she yells. "And yeah, she does speak like Baby Ashley! Constantly!"
Sarah: (Turns to Ashley) This is bad! Children don't hit candy!
"I don't think she appreciated your comment about rotting her teeth," Ashley mutters. "What could make her actually happy, if candy doesn't?"
Sarah: More candy? (Fans out several cookies)
"No....She's jealous of Innocence, so how can we make her accept her?" Ashley says.
Sarah: Make her accept her? We could do it the hard way, and she would get a taste of her own medicine.
"What do you mean?" Ashley asks.
Sarah: What if we chain her up and force her to say sorry... or else... eat... whatever she doesn't want to eat.
<I'm not in school today or tomorrow>
Sarah: (Mysteriously in the sudden possession of a chain made of hard candy, which swings from her hand as though she just picked it up) Then we have a tantrum to tangle!... (Scene cut)... (To Anger) Say you're sorry!
<I just had four teeth taken out lol, so ill just get to chill all day and tomorrow>
<My face is swollen but numb and the only way I can think of how to describe myself is 'I feel like an egg' lol><Perhaps the candy jokes are now in 'bad taste!'>
Sarah: I can't hear you!
Sarah (who is now using ordinary, iron chains) sets Anger flat on her back.
Anger kicks her in the face. "Why don't you mind your own business?"
Sarah: (Sits elsewhere) Because I am in the business of happy, and you have nothing to do with happy... Forget spinach (Throws it away from her and chews on an apple instead.)
Anger begins to throw a tantrum, kicking her legs and yelling. "LET ME GO! I HATE STUPID INNOCENCE!"
<I have to be somewhere soon, so assume this is the last for now.>
"No, not after what she did to Innocence!" Ashley says. Anger starts to cry.
Sarah: (Bends to hear her crying without looking) Tearsies! You sound like Innocence chained up. Now, say sorry!
"I dunno, why?" Red asks.
"S-sorry!" Anger wails. "J-just free me, please!"
ShyHo: Just asking. You can do things now that I can’t do because I have a kid.
Sarah: That's a good girl!... (Removes the chain)... That's that, Ashley!