I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

[alexxxela]

Sarah: Aw, how cute, but you don't need to replace your 'R's and 'L's with 'W's with me. You'll always be my spooky little pumpkin! (Stretches and releases Baby... I mean Ashley's cheeks.)

Ashley smiles a tiny bit and hugs Sarah. "Baby Ashley said it's....fun being a baby."

 

[Doc Monocle]

Ashley smiles a tiny bit and hugs Sarah. "Baby Ashley said it's....fun being a baby."

Sarah: Don't blame her. It is fun!

 

[alexxxela]

Sarah: Don't blame her. It is fun!

"Okay..." Ashley mumbles. She closes her eyes and falls asleep on Sarah.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Okay..." Ashley mumbles. She closes her eyes and falls asleep on Sarah.

Sarah: (Stroking her hair) Sleep now... Sleep now.

Alberto on the porch: (Sniff) I like this porch.

 

[alexxxela]

Sarah: (Stroking her hair) Sleep now... Sleep now.

Alberto on the porch: (Sniff) I like this porch.

Red goes outside. "Who are you?"

 

[Doc Monocle]

Red goes outside. "Who are you?"

Alberto on the porch: (Plainly) Alberto... (Looks around) Nice place. I'll buy it.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Alberto on the porch: (Plainly) Alberto... (Looks around) Nice place. I'll buy it.

(The cameramen make an audible "Ooooooh!")

 

[Doc Monocle]

(The cameramen make an audible "Ooooooh!")

Alberto: What was that?

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Alberto: What was that?

(The cameramen fall silent.)

 

[alexxxela]

Alberto on the porch: (Plainly) Alberto... (Looks around) Nice place. I'll buy it.

"You're not getting it," Red says. "This place is ours forever."

 

[Doc Monocle]

(The cameramen fall silent.)

Alberto on the porch: Playing the 'cameramen fall silent game,' are we? (Alberto runs toward the screen with a water gun)

"You're not getting it," Red says. "This place is ours forever."

Alberto on the porch: Okay, Mr. Tomato. I got camera people to catch...

 

[alexxxela]

Alberto on the porch: Okay, Mr. Tomato. I got camera people to catch...

"See ya," Red says, going back inside. He goes into Sarah's room. "How's Ashley?"

 

[Doc Monocle]

"See ya," Red says, going back inside. He goes into Sarah's room. "How's Ashley?"

Sarah: Sleeping soundly... (Perhaps not far from the verbal truth. Ashley snores!)

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Alberto on the porch: Playing the 'cameramen fall silent game,' are we? (Alberto runs toward the screen with a water gun)



Alberto on the porch: Okay, Mr. Tomato. I got camera people to catch...

(The cameramen pull out actual pistols and aim them towards him)
Camera Magiikoian: I don't think so. You break it, you buy it. And, we're not gonna let you.

 

[Doc Monocle]

(The cameramen pull out actual pistols and aim them towards him)
Camera Magiikoian: I don't think so. You break it, you buy it. And, we're not gonna let you.

Alberto: (Continues running) CHYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE! (Uses the water gun, soaking six of the crew heroically)

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Alberto: (Continues running) CHYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE! (Uses the water gun, soaking six of the crew heroically)

(The camera crew retaliates by opening fire, hitting him with tranquilizer darts)
ShyHo: Good job, boys. (ShyHo holds and rocks Juliana)

 

[alexxxela]

Sarah: Sleeping soundly... (Perhaps not far from the verbal truth. Ashley snores!)

"Oh, nice. Has she been acting like a baby?" Red asks.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Oh, nice. Has she been acting like a baby?" Red asks.

Sarah: Uh? Yes, she has... Sweet thing.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Sarah: Uh? Yes, she has... Sweet thing.

ShyHo: Boys, capture that. (ShyHo hands Juliana to Lenna for her to feed)
Cameraman: Our equipment’s busted.
ShyHo: I’m sending new equipment. (They receive the new equipment and restart recording)

 

[Doc Monocle]

ShyHo: Boys, capture that. (ShyHo hands Juliana to Lenna for her to feed)
Cameraman: Our equipment’s busted.
ShyHo: I’m sending new equipment. (They receive the new equipment and restart recording)

Capman: (Makes his signature, rude entry-- walking in with with his arms outstretched and waving before taking the pipe from his mouth) Whoa, whoa, whoa! You mean you started filming reality T.V. without me? I'm insulted! So what's going on, eh? Next member voted out of the game? Exciting!... No? Well, what is this then? (Walks in front of the camera)

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Capman: (Makes his signature, rude entry-- walking in with with his arms outstretched and waving before taking the pipe from his mouth) Whoa, whoa, whoa! You mean you started filming reality T.V. without me? I'm insulted! So what's going on, eh? Next member voted out of the game? Exciting!... No? Well, what is this then? (Walks in front of the camera)

(ShyHo groans)
ShyHo: Someone please get him out. (A cameraman takes him out)

 

[Doc Monocle]

(ShyHo groans)
ShyHo: Someone please get him out.

Capman: Hold on, hold on... (Holds palm open in a 'wait' gesture) You haven't heard that I used to be a snazzy T.V. personality... (Steps back). You may know me from Keeping Up with the Capman or Capman Speaks ...(Smiles brightly)

 

[Yiptap]

(ShyHo groans)
ShyHo: Someone please get him out. (A cameraman takes him out)

(Dr. Goomba Tower kicks ShyHo’s camera equipment)
Dr. Goomba Tower: Apologies, your majesty, but we’re partners with Ashley and Red, so we’re afraid filming this property isn’t allowed. Please leave and we’ll work on your... er... problem.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

(Dr. Goomba Tower kicks ShyHo’s camera equipment)
Dr. Goomba Tower: Apologies, your majesty, but we’re partners with Ashley and Red, so we’re afraid filming this property isn’t allowed. Please leave and we’ll work on your... er... problem.

(The camera crew leave)
ShyHo: Mmkay. Come to my place and we'll get started.

 

[alexxxela]

Sarah: Uh? Yes, she has... Sweet thing.

Ashley begins to cry in her sleep. "Well, I'll leave you to take care of her!" he says quickly, before leaving.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Ashley begins to cry in her sleep. "Well, I'll leave you to take care of her!" he says quickly, before leaving.

Sarah: You always are adorable, Ashley! Goochey-goo!

 

[alexxxela]

Sarah: You always are adorable, Ashley! Goochey-goo!

Ashley calms down, and Baby Ashley comes in. "Why you tawking to Big Ashwee wike you tawk to me?"

 

[Doc Monocle]

Ashley calms down, and Baby Ashley comes in. "Why you tawking to Big Ashwee wike you tawk to me?"

Sarah: (In a silly voice) Because Mommy confuses you all the time. Yes, she does! Yes, she does!

 

[alexxxela]

Sarah: (In a silly voice) Because Mommy confuses you all the time. Yes, she does! Yes, she does!

Baby Ashley giggles and toddles away. Ashley wakes up, forgetting where she was. "Oh, hi," she says when she sees Sarah.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley giggles and toddles away. Ashley wakes up, forgetting where she was. "Oh, hi," she says when she sees Sarah.

Sarah: Hello. You slept for nine minutes straight.

 

[alexxxela]

Sarah: Hello. You slept for nine minutes straight.

"Oh. It felt like longer..." Ashley mumbles. "I had a bad nightmare..."

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Oh. It felt like longer..." Ashley mumbles. "I had a bad nightmare..."

Sarah: Nightmare? Wonderful! Do tell!

 

[alexxxela]

Sarah: Nightmare? Wonderful! Do tell!

"Everyone loved Baby Ashley more than me and thought she was cuter, and then they abandoned me..." Ashley mumbles.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Everyone loved Baby Ashley more than me and thought she was cuter, and then they abandoned me..." Ashley mumbles.

Sarah: That's... the most... INSPIRING, ONE-SENTENCE DREAM I'VE EVER HEARD! (Pipe organ makes a sharp noise as it ushers in Sarah's heavy metal theme) I SAY WE PAY EVERYONE A VISIT! To the dream world! PAYBACK!

 

[alexxxela]

Sarah: That's... the most... INSPIRING, ONE-SENTENCE DREAM I'VE EVER HEARD! (Pipe organ makes a sharp noise as it ushers in Sarah's heavy metal theme) I SAY WE PAY EVERYONE A VISIT! To the dream world! PAYBACK!

"My dream world is scary...Are you sure?" Ashley asks.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"My dream world is scary...Are you sure?" Ashley asks.

Sarah: (Grabs Ashley's collar) PAYBACK!

 

[alexxxela]

Sarah: (Grabs Ashley's collar) PAYBACK!

"Okay, okay!" Ashley says, pulling away. She casts a spell on both of them that transports her into her dream world. The part they enter is completely dark, and something smells rotten. "This place isn't the nicest..."

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Okay, okay!" Ashley says, pulling away. She casts a spell on both of them that transports her into her dream world. The part they enter is completely dark, and something smells rotten. "This place isn't the nicest..."

Sarah: Let's find the first scumbag that made Ashley, sad!

 

[alexxxela]

Sarah: Let's find the first scumbag that made Ashley, sad!

"Uh..." Ashley mumbles. "It was you..."

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Uh..." Ashley mumbles. "It was you..."

Sarah: (Music abruptly stops) Me?... (Music intensifies greater than before) Then I must pay! (Runs into a tree)