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Ashley storms upstairs and into her room. "Hehe....That was fun. Well, we need to see how this treatment affects her," Red says. "If she actually likes it, should we really continue?"
Dust Bunny: If it's as you say, then she might just enjoy it, in which case we have nothing to worry about, but if she doesn't, that means it's according to plan... (Gives him a 'high five' before grinning)
"Hehe. She gets jealous of Baby Ashley for being treated that way, so who knows," Red says. "Maybe we should go check on both of them."
Dust Bunny goes in, picking up Baby Ashley.
Baby Ashley whimpers pitifully as her eyes tear up, her stomach growls, and her diaper....smells. "Uh oh...We totally forgot about her and Alan!" Red exclaims.
Alan: Alan's tummy huwts! It bad!
"Unfortunately," Red mutters. He changes Baby Ashley, who cries in pain. "Uh oh, she's got a big rash. We shouldn't be leaving her alone...How are we gonna fuss over Ashley without forgetting them?"
Dust Bunny: I don't know. We can hardly go fifteen minutes without one of them getting a sore or something that I can't address, and someone needs to be here so that mayhem doesn't happen. We need a third hand...
"What about Sarah? Is she well enough?" Red asks.
Dust Bunny: Sarah? Really?
"Yeah, maybe she could help out with Baby Ashley..." Red says. "She seemed a bit more normal the last time I saw her."
Dust Bunny: She nearly suffocated laughing at shoplifting last week!
"Well, I can't think of anyone else!" Red says.
Dust Bunny: That would be great! If you can change diapers, give them snacks, and keep them safe and clean while we're away, that would solve everything!
The werewolf nods silently. "I owe Miss Ashley my life, so I'll take care of the pups," he says, picking up Baby Ashley and rubbing her back.
Dust Bunny: Good! Thanks! Well, that takes care of one problem, Red.
"Yeah..." Red says. He winks. "Now let's go check on our 'other' baby!"
Dust Bunny: ...You-hoo, Baby Ashley mark two-hoo!
Ashley looks up from her bed, sobbing. "Stop it! I'm not Baby Ashley!"
Dust Bunny: But you're Ashley, aren't you? Aren't you two the same?
Ashley shakes her head. "N-no! We're not!"
Dust Bunny: Looks like somebody made a mistake in splitting you into two then... you think?
"No, she's separate from me! I thought you knew this!" Ashley yells.
Dust Bunny: Physically separate, but very much the same.
Ashley cries more in frustration. "What should we do with her?" Red asks.
Dust Bunny: Let her think about it, I guess... Ashley, please stop crying. This is what I was trying to warn you about.
"Wh-what?" Ashley sobs. "What have you two been p-planning?"
Dust Bunny: If you act like a baby, you will be thought of as a baby-- simple as that.
"I'M NOT A BABY!" Ashley yells, kicking her feet in anger. "I'M NOT I'M NOT I'M NOT!"
Dust Bunny: Tell that to the countless people you met at the park! If you don't want this to continue, you need to realize that you have been acting like a baby. Acknowledge it, and we can do something about it-- don't, and you will be having tantrums for the rest of your life.
"I HAVEN'T BEEN ACTING LIKE A BABY! YOU WERE JUST PULLING A HORRIBLE JOKE ON ME!" Ashley yells. She smashes her bedside lamp on the ground. "GET OUT!"
Dust Bunny: Fine... (Exits, speaking a few more words before closing the door)... I really am at my wit's end. If putting you in the shoes of what you've been asking to be doesn't convince you, what will?... (Door shut, he settles himself on a window sill and disintegrates)... [I'm done being the parent. From now on, I'm like that werewolf-- only appearing when she immediately needs... wants... needs... whatever.]
Ashley storms out of her room and into Baby Ashley's, ordering the werewolf to leave. She sits down next to the changing table and looks at Baby Ashley.
Dust Bunny (voice) : It's all well, kiddo... (A hand gesturing 'thumbs up' briefly appears)
"Come back pwease!" Ashley says, cringing a bit at her fake lisp.
Dust Bunny: I am back. Need a snack?
Ashley nods and sits on the ground. [This isn't so bad...]
Ashley eats her snack and then goes into Sarah's room. "Hello- er, hewwo?"
Sarah: Aw, how cute, but you don't need to replace your 'R's and 'L's with 'W's with me. You'll always be my spooky little pumpkin! (Stretches and releases Baby... I mean Ashley's cheeks.)