Doc Monocle
Smash Ace
Dust slowly gathers into the familiar form of a rabbit, and Alan sits on Mr. Gecko as he watches.
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I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.
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Ashley's eyes begin to droop. "I'm....sorry," she mumbles.
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Dust Bunny: (Rubs her head) It's okay. We all do these kinds of things. We'll talk more tomorrow... (He crumbles again)
Alan: (Yawn) Alan sleepy.
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"Me...too..." Ashley mumbles. "Night night...." She then falls asleep where she's sitting.
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Moon: Good night, everybody!
(Scratch records halt the mild music)
Moon: Whoops! Sorry... (Strains as it drags itself along the sky defiant of the manner of the heavens. The sun replaces it)
Sun: Welp, on with the day's business. Wake up, you slowpokes! Do what you think you should!...
Dust Bunny is in the kitchen cautiously (lest he dirty the food) preparing French toast.
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The aroma wakes Ashley up, her neck sore from sleeping on the floor. She sees there's a blanket over her and Alan. "Did you put this here?" she asks Dust Bunny.
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Dust Bunny: Yeah... or maybe Red did. That part must have been edited out though. You can probably see it in the end credits for this episode.
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A 'studio audience' laughs, making Ashley confused. She shakes her head, figuring it's just from sleepiness, and gets up carefully as to not disturb Alan. She then sits at the kitchen table and waits for breakfast.
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Dust Bunny takes it over.
Dust Bunny: We have maple syrup, honey, confection sugar...
raspberries, blueberries, strawberries, gooseberries... Why did I buy those? Does anyone eat gooseberries anymore?... huckleberries, finberries, twain berries too, banana slices, peach pieces, which of these do you... CHOOSE? Whipped topping, cranberries, those do well, you know! Sprinkles, lychees, kiwis, have a go!
Dust Bunny: Well, there are plenty of toppings to choose from today.
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Ashley pours syrup and some blueberries onto her French toast and eats it. "So....what did you want to talk to me about today?"
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Dust Bunny: It's about the corpse eating, to start with. Before, I would just say it's wrong. Now, I'm going to ask... What if it were someone you knew? Wouldn't you be horrified?
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(ShyHo calls his camera crew)
ShyHo: Hey, are you guys recording this?
Camera Shy Guy: Yeah, we’re totally recording. Ashley doesn’t even know!
ShyHo: Mmkay. You can wrap up. Are the animators animating the sun and moon bit?
Camera Shy Guy: I-I dunno. I think they are.
ShyHo: Great.
ShyHo: Hey, are you guys recording this?
Camera Shy Guy: Yeah, we’re totally recording. Ashley doesn’t even know!
ShyHo: Mmkay. You can wrap up. Are the animators animating the sun and moon bit?
Camera Shy Guy: I-I dunno. I think they are.
ShyHo: Great.
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"I dunno..." Ashley mumbles. "I mean, we know who we eat, and it isn't anyone we care about...."
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Dust Bunny: (Slides over the table) But that's just it. Do you think no one cares?
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"I don't care about whoever cares, because it doesn't affect me," Ashley says, crossing her arms and leaning back.
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(The camera crews and animators leave and the credits roll)
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Dust Bunny: Hold that thought for just a second. What if... everybody thought like that? Strike that. Say everybody thinks like that, does that help you to feel any better knowing that they don't care about you? Is it possible that the reason you feel the way you do is because nobody cares, and that being because it doesn't affect them?
It is revealed... That sneaky Red put the blanket on them in the night! Where is he hiding?...
//Dust Bunny: Huh. Mid-episode credits. Interesting!
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"Of course! Almost no one has cared about me for my whole life, so why should I care about them? It's their punishment," Ashley says.
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Dust Bunny: Now, do you think you are the only one who would say it like that?
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"No! They all deserve it and they know it!" Ashley yells.
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Dust Bunny: And therein is your problem. You cave in to the same things that plague everybody.
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"I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE!" Ashley yells, banging her feet on the floor. Baby Ashley starts to cry upstairs.
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Dust Bunny sits still while Ashley throws the anticipated tantrum.
Dust Bunny: I know you don't care. Most don't...
He goes upstairs and picks up Baby Ashley, rocking her.
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"W-Wemember what I said," Baby Ashley says through her tears. "Sh-she don' care 'cause she wants s-someone to care f-for her."
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Dust Bunny: That's not it, because I cared and still care for her. She doesn't care, because, as she said, it doesn't affect her.
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"Maybe tweat her wike she's too wittle to make da decision to eat it or not and dat you da boss. Maybe den she'll wisten wike she did to Mommy an' Dada," Baby Ashley says.
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Dust Bunny: But if she's not too little, that would be lying to myself, wouldn't it?
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"But it da best for her. She don' understand big decisions even if she pwetends to, because she isn' weawwy owd enough to make dem," Baby Ashley says. "Go twy it. She'll feew better if she knows she doesn' have to wowwy about it."
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Dust Bunny: She DOESN'T have to worry about it. She chooses to... Doesn't she already know that I've been taking care of her?... (Perks ear)... Sounds like she's quiet now. I'll check on her, but I want you to remember that no matter how out-of-control she feels, she still has the ability to make personal choices, and it is those choices that spell the end of the day-- not what you and I say, or even do. All of a person's choices are their's to make. We can only help... or not... (Goes downstairs)... How are you feeling, Ashley?
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Ashley folds her arms and glares at him. "Stop asking me to make all these choices! I'm just doing what I want!"
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Dust Bunny: (Leaning against a corner) Hehe... Then that's your choice... Look, I know you feel overwhelmed by the idea of being responsible for yourself and others, but you're not alone.
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ShyHo: I have a medical problem that I refrained from telling you. But, now, I might as well shed some light on it. I have extremely high levels of testosterone, which causes… well… you know. Could you attempt to provide a permanent fix to my problem?
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Baby Ashley cries again. "Why do I have to worry about all this, then?" Ashley mutters.
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Dr. Goomba Tower: (Sweats Profusely) We..Er... Are allergic to y'know since us Goombas don't have it, but it's the right thing to do! When do you need us to go?
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ShyHo: Be here as soon as possible.
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Dust Bunny: Hyou dohon't. You don't. You are choosing to worry about it. Hey, hey! Do as I do... (Gestures by opening a window and throwing an imaginary object out of it.) You have us. We're here for you. In fact, let's all gather in the living room later and confirm it with a family talk, because that's what we are now... [One weird family].
<I am done for now.>
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"I just wish someone could make these big tough choices for me so I don't have to worry so much..." Ashley mumbles. "I'm tired of having to act older than I am."
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(While on a spaceship to ShyHo's planet)
Goomba 2: Urgh... I think I got diarrhea...
Goomba 1: Come ON! We're almost here! We don't have time for this!
Goomba 3: Yeah! You're making his majesty wait!
Goomba 2: You gotta understand! I got a chili burrito and you know I am when I eat chili burritos!
Goomba 1 and 3: Then you shouldn't have eaten one in the first place, genius.
Goomba 2: Jerks... (Locks himself in the bathroom)
Goomba 1: Would ya look at that. We landed.
(I'll be afk for now)
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Dust Bunny: You have to make these choices, but we'll help you along the way.