I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Right. Well, see you. I can't physically force you to do anything, and the child services here are run by... people who shouldn't be running it. What's left to do? You don't listen to me on the three things I told you are critical, so what's left to do?

<I am gone for now.>

"Stop trying. Everyone who tries to change me does that, except for people who I hurt, who have no choice," Ashley says nonchalantly.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Stop trying. Everyone who tries to change me does that, except for people who I hurt, who have no choice," Ashley says nonchalantly.

(A package from ShyHo appears at the door with a note)
ShyHo: This is Magiikoian flesh. In other words, flesh of Shy Guys, and proper Magiikoians. Try eating it.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Stop trying. Everyone who tries to change me does that, except for people who I hurt, who have no choice," Ashley says nonchalantly.

<Do you have an 'inkling' about who might have done this to you? From the look of it, Ashley did it!>

Dust Bunny: I never tried to change you. I tried to convince you that it's in your best interest to avoid certain things, but now that I know it's useless, I won't try anymore... (Steps out the front door to see ShyHo's package) Ashley, a box with your favorite treat has arrived! (He leaves)

 

[alexxxela]

<Do you have an 'inkling' about who might have done this to you? From the look of it, Ashley did it!>

Dust Bunny: I never tried to change you. I tried to convince you that it's in your best interest to avoid certain things, but now that I know it's useless, I won't try anymore... (Steps out the front door to see ShyHo's package) Ashley, a box with your favorite treat has arrived! (He leaves)

<No idea, lol. No one spoke up when I asked>
Ashley takes the box and eats its contents with Baby Ashley. "H-he gone fowever?" she asks.

"No, he always comes back," Ashley says. "Alan? Where did you go?"

 

[Doc Monocle]

<No idea, lol. No one spoke up when I asked>
Ashley takes the box and eats its contents with Baby Ashley. "H-he gone fowever?" she asks.

"No, he always comes back," Ashley says. "Alan? Where did you go?"

Alan: Alan not happy. Alan sad and huwting.

 

[alexxxela]

Alan: Alan not happy. Alan sad and huwting.

Ashley picks up Alan. "It's alright. You don't have to leave. Dust Bunny is just worked up over nothing..." she tells him.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Ashley picks up Alan. "It's alright. You don't have to leave. Dust Bunny is just worked up over nothing..." she tells him.

Alan: Okay... Can I have Mista Gecko?

 

[alexxxela]

Alan: Okay... Can I have Mista Gecko?

Ashley gives him Mr. Gecko. "Uh oh, looks like you didn't tell me you needed the toilet. Looks like figuring out how you age is gonna be harder than I thought..." she mumbles.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Ashley gives him Mr. Gecko. "Uh oh, looks like you didn't tell me you needed the toilet. Looks like figuring out how you age is gonna be harder than I thought..." she mumbles.

Alan: (Hugging Mr. Gecko) Alan don'... don' like the toilet. Big an' loud.

 

[alexxxela]

Alan: (Hugging Mr. Gecko) Alan don'... don' like the toilet. Big an' loud.

"Is that true, or did Mr. Gecko just tell you you shouldn't?" Ashley asks. She looks out the window, wondering when Dust Bunny will return.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Is that true, or did Mr. Gecko just tell you you shouldn't?" Ashley asks. She looks out the window, wondering when Dust Bunny will return.

Dust Bunny carries a suitcase containing a single fabricarrot... which he does not spare... (CRUNCH, CRUnch, crunch)...

Dust Bunny: Oh, no. My rations are depleted!... [I'll go back for one quilt. It's heavier, but it'll last the trip] (using square brackets for thoughts instead of dollar signs)...

Alan hides Mr. Gecko behind his back as he blushes.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny carries a suitcase containing a single fabricarrot... which he does not spare... (CRUNCH, CRUnch, crunch)...

Dust Bunny: Oh, no. My rations are depleted!... [I'll go back for one quilt. It's heavier, but it'll last the trip] (using square brackets for thoughts instead of dollar signs)...

Alan hides Mr. Gecko behind his back as he blushes.

Ashley sighs. "You shouldn't be letting Mr. Gecko tell you what to do all the time, especially when I tell you to do something and he tells you the opposite. If this keeps happening, I might have to take him away for a bit..." she says.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Ashley sighs. "You shouldn't be letting Mr. Gecko tell you what to do all the time, especially when I tell you to do something and he tells you the opposite. If this keeps happening, I might have to take him away for a bit..." she says.

Alan: No! Please don'! He always been my fwiend!

 

[alexxxela]

Alan: No! Please don'! He always been my fwiend!

Ashley holds Mr. Gecko up to her mouth and does a silly voice. "Alan, you need to start listening to Ashley when she tells you to do things, or I'll be very sad!" she says.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Ashley holds Mr. Gecko up to her mouth and does a silly voice. "Alan, you need to start listening to Ashley when she tells you to do things, or I'll be very sad!" she says.

Alan: Alan d-don' wan' that eitha!

 

[alexxxela]

Alan: Alan d-don' wan' that eitha!

"Now, if you listen to Ashley when she tells you what to do, she won't take me away and we'll still get to play together!" Ashley says in the same voice.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Now, if you listen to Ashley when she tells you what to do, she won't take me away and we'll still get to play together!" Ashley says in the same voice.

Alan: Anything! Jus' don' huwt Mista Gecko!

 

[alexxxela]

Alan: Anything! Jus' don' huwt Mista Gecko!

Ashley returns Mr. Gecko to him. "It's alright," she says in her normal voice. "Next time, tell me when you need the toilet. We just need to find out whether or not you can age."

 

[Doc Monocle]

Ashley returns Mr. Gecko to him. "It's alright," she says in her normal voice. "Next time, tell me when you need the toilet. We just need to find out whether or not you can age."

Alan: (Quickly pulling Mr. Gecko to his person) Alan will! Alan will!...

Dust Bunny comes through the door.

Dust Bunny: Yeah, it turns out a fabricarrot doesn't last as long as I thought it would. Don't worry, I'm just here for that quilt... (Goes upstairs)

 

[alexxxela]

Alan: (Quickly pulling Mr. Gecko to his person) Alan will! Alan will!...

Dust Bunny comes through the door.

Dust Bunny: Yeah, it turns out a fabricarrot doesn't last as long as I thought it would. Don't worry, I'm just here for that quilt... (Goes upstairs)

Ashley brings Alan into Baby Ashley's room to change him. Baby Ashley toddles after Dust Bunny. "Pwease don' go!"

 

[Doc Monocle]

Ashley brings Alan into Baby Ashley's room to change him. Baby Ashley toddles after Dust Bunny. "Pwease don' go!"

Dust Bunny: (Trying not to look at her, he folds the quilt) Big Ashley doesn't want me here, Baby Ashley, and this is her mansion. I can't just watch her do the things she does, but she doesn't listen, and that's the only way I can have anything to do with her being safe, and promoting safety.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: (Trying not to look at her, he folds the quilt) Big Ashley doesn't want me here, Baby Ashley, and this is her mansion. I can't just watch her do the things she does, but she doesn't listen, and that's the only way I can have anything to do with her being safe, and promoting safety.

"But, she towd me you hewped take cawe of her since she was wittle...Why are you giving up now?" Baby Ashley asks, wiping tears from her eyes.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"But, she towd me you hewped take cawe of her since she was wittle...Why are you giving up now?" Baby Ashley asks, wiping tears from her eyes.

<You just thought of that, yes?>

Dust Bunny: She didn't have an adequately mature mind to set herself in her way back then. Besides... Hehe... you will literally never understand, but taking care of someone at different ages can be worlds apart, and it gets to a point where you can't and shouldn't tell them what to do... Well... not exactly, but what could I do now anyway? She clings to things that aren't good for her or anybody else, and I'm not as useful as a guardian as I once was.

 

[alexxxela]

<You just thought of that, yes?>

Dust Bunny: She didn't have an adequately mature mind to set herself in her way back then. Besides... Hehe... you will literally never understand, but taking care of someone at different ages can be worlds apart, and it gets to a point where you can't and shouldn't tell them what to do... Well... not exactly, but what could I do now anyway? She clings to things that aren't good for her or anybody else, and I'm not as useful as a guardian as I once was.

<Yeah, but I thought it was likely that they knew each other for a very long time, since Dust Bunny mainly lives in the mansion>
"Sh-she still doesn' know better. She's not as big as she thinks she is," Baby Ashley says. "M-Maybe you have to tweat her wike dat, 'cause she didn' eat da meat when we were wiving wif Mommy an' Dada an' dey towd her no."

 

[Doc Monocle]

<Yeah, but I thought it was likely that they knew each other for a very long time, since Dust Bunny mainly lives in the mansion>
"Sh-she still doesn' know better. She's not as big as she thinks she is," Baby Ashley says. "M-Maybe you have to tweat her wike dat, 'cause she didn' eat da meat when we were wiving wif Mommy an' Dada an' dey towd her no."

Dust Bunny finally looks down at her. Since the narrator is not good with new facial expressions, suffice it to say that the look expresses, "I know a one-year old didn't just say that." The screen zooms out to show Baby Ashley and him. The scene pauses when he looks down. The screen remains frozen while the discussion can still be heard.

Dust Bunny: Treating her like a baby grows her into a teenager. Treating her like a teenager shrinks her into a baby.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny finally looks down at her. Since the narrator is not good with new facial expressions, suffice it to say that the look expresses, "I know a one-year old didn't just say that." The screen zooms out to show Baby Ashley and him. The scene pauses when he looks down. The screen remains frozen while the discussion can still be heard.

Dust Bunny: Treating her like a baby grows her into a teenager. Treating her like a teenager shrinks her into a baby.

"Den what should you do? Tweating her wike a teenager makes her do bad things, 'cause she weawwy isn' owd enough to know how to take cawe of hersewf an' make big choices. Being abandoned made her have to gwow up too fast wifout knowing how to," Baby Ashley says. "She huwting inside 'cause she knows dat."

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Den what should you do? Tweating her wike a teenager makes her do bad things, 'cause she weawwy isn' owd enough to know how to take cawe of hersewf an' make big choices. Being abandoned made her have to gwow up too fast wifout knowing how to," Baby Ashley says. "She huwting inside 'cause she knows dat."

Dust Bunny: (Sigh. He speaks quietly) You have a point... (The screen un-freezes)

Dust Bunny sits on the bed, bracing his chin with his hand as he thinks.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Dust Bunny finally looks down at her. Since the narrator is not good with new facial expressions, suffice it to say that the look expresses, "I know a one-year old didn't just say that." The screen zooms out to show Baby Ashley and him. The scene pauses when he looks down. The screen remains frozen while the discussion can still be heard.

Dust Bunny: Treating her like a baby grows her into a teenager. Treating her like a teenager shrinks her into a baby.

ShyHo: Damn screen isn't working! Did the camera crash?
Serv-Bot: Negative.
ShyHo: Oh, mmkay. Well, then, what's wrong with it?
Serv-Bot: ERROR 239.
ShyHo: Ah. Well, it's back online now. (Juliana cries for ShyHo, leaving the screen to be alone for a while)

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: (Sigh. He speaks quietly) You have a point... (The screen un-freezes)

Dust Bunny sits on the bed, bracing his chin with his hand as he thinks.

Baby Ashley sits next to him in silence for a while. "She jeawous of me. Dat's why she huwts me, 'cause I don' have to act big when I'm onwy vewwy wittle," she says. "She wish she didn' have to wowwy."

 

[Doc Monocle]

Baby Ashley sits next to him in silence for a while. "She jeawous of me. Dat's why she huwts me, 'cause I don' have to act big when I'm onwy vewwy wittle," she says. "She wish she didn' have to wowwy."

Dust Bunny: That much I knew, but just giving her what she wants doesn't fix anything. It just appeases her in the moment.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: That much I knew, but just giving her what she wants doesn't fix anything. It just appeases her in the moment.

"I dunno, maybe if you tweated her wike a eight-yeaw-owd an' took cawe of her wike one, she wouldn' be as upset an' stwessed by having to be wike a teenager," Baby Ashley says. She then yawns. "Put me to bed, and den do it to her. She wikes it vewwy much."

 

[KingBooGengar57]

(ShyHo calls Dr. Goomba Tower) < Yiptap >
ShyHo: Hey, I have a problem and I was wondering if you could check it out.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"I dunno, maybe if you tweated her wike a eight-yeaw-owd an' took cawe of her wike one, she wouldn' be as upset an' stwessed by having to be wike a teenager," Baby Ashley says. She then yawns. "Put me to bed, and den do it to her. She wikes it vewwy much."

Dust Bunny places her in her crib, wrapping her in a leaf of lettuce blanket. He then leaves the room...

Alan: Waaaaah! Alan don' like that face!

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny places her in her crib, wrapping her in a leaf of lettuce blanket. He then leaves the room...

Alan: Waaaaah! Alan don' like that face!

"What face? What's wrong?" Ashley asks, picking Alan up.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"What face? What's wrong?" Ashley asks, picking Alan up.

Alan: That face you made looking at that spida on the ceiling.

 

[alexxxela]

Alan: That face you made looking at that spida on the ceiling.

"I don't like spiders that much..." Ashley mumbles. "I'm not afraid of them, I just think they're weird." She then yawns. "Guess it's time for bed..."

 

[Doc Monocle]

"I don't like spiders that much..." Ashley mumbles. "I'm not afraid of them, I just think they're weird." She then yawns. "Guess it's time for bed..."

Dust Bunny enters the room. He sets the suitcase down, pats Ashley on the head, and disintegrates, not sure of what to say.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny enters the room. He sets the suitcase down, pats Ashley on the head, and disintegrates, not sure of what to say.

Ashley kneels down next to the pile of dust. "Please don't go..." she says, yawning again.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Ashley kneels down next to the pile of dust. "Please don't go..." she says, yawning again.

Dust Bunny (voice): I won't. How could I? Someone needs help... (He remains in an unstructured state)

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny (voice): I won't. How could I? Someone needs help... (He remains in an unstructured state)

"Come...back....out...." Ashley mumbles, yawning once more and setting Alan on the ground.